Cullen/Flock Conversation #18

Viola! Je fais une convo tres bien!
Aaahh! If you speak in French one more time...
Silence! I kill you!
JacobFan: I'm fairly sure that speaking in Achmed-ish won't save you Feather.


Thursday, December 11- 10:00 PM

*from another room* And I'm going to need that and this and some of those...
Fang, do you know what Nudge is doing?
I have no idea. She's been packing stuff for hours.
Well, she's going to the movies later tonight, that's all I see.
With some high expectations...
What does that mean, Edward.
Do we want to know?
Someone's going to have to tell her sometime...
Will you quit being vauge, and TELL ME WHAT IS UP WITH NUDGE??!!
Wait... Edward is she...?
Yep.
That's not good...
I am about three seconds away from killing both of you...
Max, do you remember what was supposed to happen tomorrow?
Ummm, the day and month match?
Something to do with us...
Oh. Crap.
You don't mean...
Yeah.
*comes out of the other room with a bag* Alright guys, I'm ready to go!
Go to what?
Um, Jacob...
Oh, ha ha. Very funny.
Seriously, what?
Jacob!
How could you forget? *sighs*
JACOB!
WHAT?! Could you not scream in my ear?\
Then listen dangit!
FINE!
*whispers*
AHAHAHAHAHA! Really!? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
Then you tell her. Try to make it humorous, okay?
Oh.
Wait a sec, are you all talking about me?
Nudge, we have some bad news...
Alright. I can take it after all, I've got the premeire to cheer me up.
Actually, it's about the premeire.
What premeire?
Are all of you stupid? The Twilight Premeire!
Um, Nudge... the premeire was three weeks ago.
What? ...Oh, I get it. It's a joke.
...
...
...
...
...
Wait? YOU'RE SERIOUS!!!???!!!
Yeah. The release got rescheduled. It was November 21.
AND I MISSED IT???!!!!
Um. Kinda.
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THIS??!!!!
Hmm. I thought you were there. Lets see, I was next to Gazzy and Fang, who was next to Jasper and Emmett; Max, Alice, and Angel were in front of us. Rosalie was being depressing somewhere behind us-
I heard that!
Edward and Bella were at the very back so they wouldn't be seen. And Jacob was sitting in their row too, staring daggers at them the whole time. Huh. No Nudge.
Huh. No Nudge?! How could you leave me???
Welllllllllllll, it was pretty dark in that theater...
*glares* I've been drinking RedBulls for the past nine hours, for nothing?!
Apparently.
*smacks* What Fang is trying to say is: How did you sneak nine hour's worth of RedBulls past us?
Probably the same way as you when you took the last of Ella's cookies from the cookie jar.
I knew it!
Faaaaaannngggg... You are in dangerous waters now...
Whatever your royal Maxness.
Don't you mean "Faxness"?
Way to go, now she's mad at both of you.
Can we get back to the real issue here? ME?
What I want to know is how you went all this time without knowing.
Well Fang, Max, and Iggy go to high school with all of you, and Angel and Gazzy are still in elementary school. And thanks to someone, no one in Forks has ever seen a copy of Twilight, so they wouldn't know about the movie.
It wasn't my idea to intercept all the copies!
Yeah, I wonder who that was...
Hey, sorry I value the safety of my family! I don't even know why you're allowed to stay with us...
Calm down Rosalie.
Yeah, blonde. Take a chill pill.
I'm sooo going to kill you someday.
AHEM!
I'm sorry Nudge. We can go tomorrow?
Fine. But you will all be making it up to me later! I expect major Christmas presents!!

Convo 17 :)

OH EMM GEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ALICE YOUR MOVIE WAS AMESOME TO THE MAX! I AM IN LOVE!! EEPPPPPPP! ROB IS A HOTTAYY! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Thanks, Nudge, I thought it was pretty good. Except for the sparkles. Our sparkles are much more DAZZLING! hehe
Yes, yes they are.
Kristin was hot.
PIG!
What?! It’s true!
Again… PIG!
Whatever.
Don’t you whatever me young man!
What am I? Two years old?
Compared to me, you’re younger than that.
No one asked you.
FANG! APOLOGIZE NOW!
How about….. No?
You’re going to regret that, Fang.
Crap.
RUN FOREST RUN! ...oh wait… RUN FANG RUN! ...still not right… FLY FANG FLY! …there it is. :)
*flies away*
*goes after him*
*CRASH!!*
oww…
YOU’RE DARN RIGHT OWW!
Wow... It's kind of sad how much they love each other.
I agree.
WE DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT!!
haha whatever!
SHUT UP!
Whatever.
So when does you guys' movie come out?
Freaking 2010 (thanks Leah). Totally lame.
Dang! Really?
Yes. *sigh*
That's 'cause the bird freaks are lame. Just like the leeches.
JACOB! They're my friends!
Yeah, I eat dogs like you for breakfast.. Grrr!
Calm down Gazzy. You know what happens when you get worked up.
Yeah, squirt, calm down, you don't want to get hurt.
Oh all right... but just once. CLEAR THE ROOM OR HOLD YOUR NOSES!
Noses?
*FARRRRRRRT!*
Oh my g.....*passes out*
I love this kid.
EWWW! GAZZY!

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...ten minutes later...

Wha... Wha... What just happened here?

My brother taught you a lesson.

YEAH! YOU GOT POWNED DOG BOY!

Calm down Gazzy.

Jacob, are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Haha! That isn't what your thinking.

SHUT UP LEECH!

Make me.

It's on!

NOTHING IS "ON"! STOP IT! NOW!
Whatever Bells, I'm out.

Bye Jake.

*rolls eyes*

Be nice.

Do I have to?

Yes.

Sorry... Not the best, but i had no help...

-Star <3

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

KEY:

ME!

FEATHER!

JACOBFAN!

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TWILIGHT COMES OUT ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED...

calm down star, or i will tazer with my new taze-master 1000!

hmmf fine.
but i'm just soooooooo excited.

I'm just too hot for her to handle.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA! YEAH RIGHT!

He's too hot for me to handle. *sigh*

well, jacobfan, you're just stupid.

I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!

true.......








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stargirl<3

hey y'all

Star here.
and this post is deticated to a huge fan of ours since just about day 1. :)

CJ!

Anyways, the reason for this randomness is that i have a REALLY important question for CJ. This i have been wondering since i read her first comment. I hope she loves me enough to explain further.

WHAT IN THE HECK IS A HUFFLEMUFFIN?!

:)

We all love you CJ, (even if you are as crazy as little old me) and hope to hear from you in the near future. You're a funny kid, and we enjoy your comments. Keep making us laugh!




you know you love me xoxo,
stargirl<3

Cullen/Flock Conversation #16 (part 2)

After far too long, CULLEN/FLOCK #16 (part 2) ;). Yes, I finally finished it. Enjoy!!

COOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS...
Why does Max sound like Frankenstein and the Cookie Monster together?
Someone *cough* Ella *cough* decided it would be a good idea to tell Max that she brought some of her mom's cookies.
Doctor M. sent cookies? Cool! I want one!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *smacks into Iggy* NO TOUCHING MY COOKIES!!!!!
Max. Now would be a good time to try to control this strange cookie obsession.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!! YOU JUST WANT MY COOKIES!!!! *grabs cookies*
Max, I can't eat.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIES!!!!
She wasn't like that at my house...
She's gotten worse. That, and an eraser stuck her with some random cookie serum back in Convo #2. She's never been the same...
Give me the cookies, Max. It's for your own good.
*hiss* My precious...
Eh, well, Max will be Max I suppose.
*pins Max's arms behind her back*
*takes cookies* Thank you!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Here, have this Oatmeal Rasin cookie instead. *puts in Max's mouth*
*spits out after a second* Yuck. That thing's nasty. Alice, could you release my arms please?
That's weird, but okay. *lets go*
What's weird?
I don't see her acting crazy anymore...
I will never get over how awesome that is...
Was it the oatmeal cookie?
That thing does not deserve to be called a cookie.
That's it? All along, we just had to give her a terrible cookie??
The cure for the confounding cookie craze is aquired?
That's a lot of C's.
But "aquired" has a Q.
Okay, so it has a lot of "kuh"s
Only if you want to get technical. Do we have any food around here?
Oh yeah. I've got a cookie!
What kind?
It's um Iggy's sweatsocks- I mean, chocolate chip...
Dude, its not gonna work. She's cured.
Cured?
She's not crazy about cookies anymore.
Oh, thanks Ella. So anyways. I thi- Wait. Ella?!
Why do you think Max was crazed in the first place?
Ooooohhhhhh... Ella's here... and she brought cookies...
Yeah. But then Fang was mean and gave me an oatmeal cookie.
Oh, Man. I hate when Billy buys those. They're gross.
Would it kill you to use the front door once in a while? You're going to break the upstairs windows one of these days.
But that's no fun. It lacks flair.
Yes, it would be a tragedy to deprive Jacob of his moment to unleash is inner Drama Queen.
I swear leech...
*starts hyperventilating*
Hey, who's this? She smells more human than any of you.
Jacob, Ella. Ella, Jac- *puts hands over ears* Okay, Ella go ahead.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU HAVE TO TURN INTO A WOLF LIKE RIGHT NOW I SO WANT TO SEE IT WHERE'S THE REST OF THE PACK CAN WE GO TO LA PUSH I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN LETS GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Um you guys are harboring fangirls now?
This is Ella. She's my friend, and she apparently is a huge fan of you guys.
*point to each other* DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME GROUP AS THAT!
Oh, "that". Real mature guys.
I think Jacob should have a collar. That would be so cute!
-snerk-
?!?O.o?!?
A leash and muzzle would be nice.
How can you hate Jacob?
Yeah really! I'm awesome.
I mean, seriously! He's fuzzy!
Like I said, Aweso- Wait. Fuzzy??
Yeah, fuzzy.
Out of all my amazing qualities-
-cough-
AHEM! Out of all my amazing qualities, you pick the fact that I'm fuzzy to like me?
Jacob, you're a comic releif character in a romance story that's targeted to mostly teenage girls. I'd play up the fuzzy card.
Comic Releif character??!!!
That's the only reason I like you. Otherwise you're kinda a jerk.
But I'm funny!
Comic releif.
Grrrrr... I hate you all...

Besides being incredibly late, how was it? I hope it was okay, I was kinda sicky when I wrote it, so if there's any delusional randomness (aside from the norm) just smack me with a Stupid Stick. If you don't know what a Stupid Stick is, ask JACOBFAN!, who is now a member of the Cullen/Flock team! Yay! See you guys later!

~Featherwriter

Maybe it's just a myth...

AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH... I am so sick of having no free time to write Cullen/Flock 16. It does exist!! If I don't get this convo out of my system soon, I'm going to lose it! Marching band is sucking up my life; I haven't seen my non-band friends outside of school since it started. I feel so selfish, not being able to update DeviantArt or the blog or anything. I feel soooooo bad saying this, but I'm not sure I'll be able to get Convo 16 typed out before November. Ugh. That seems so far away. But that's when marching season ends and my life regains some balance. You guys are so great and understanding. Hopefully I'll put some songs up. I hate having no free time...

On a happier note, Sunday was my birthday! And as crazy as it was to run errands (getting a guitar!!) in the few precious hours between morning church service and Youth Group in the evening, it was fun. I am now officially... one year older than last year. Um, yeah. Sorry, no numbers. My parents would probably flip if I put my age and birthday on the internet.
Hopefully I'll see you guys soon!

Sorry again!
~Featherwriter

Oh, look! An Update!

...but it isn't Convo 16. Awww. I seriously will get to it people! Just not tonight. I just wanted to give you a heads up that we have a Followers box. If you like this crazed randomness, hit follow! (sorry all you readers who don't have a blogger account, it won't work for you ): )

I will get something up soon!
~Featherwriter

Bella's Song

*loudspeaker* AND FOR YOUR HALFTIME ENTERTAINMENT:

Okay, marching band is rubbing off on me. But seriously, in between parts one and two of Convo 16, I'll give you Bella's song.

Bella's Song is Everytime We Touch By CASCADA
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkBEyeTbAm0

Lyrics: (and explanations)

I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me. (Okay, he doesn't sleep, but he is there.)
I still feel your touch in my dreams. (She's always dreaming about him)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why, (She's weak to him)
Without you it's hard to survive... (Literally and figuratively)

Chorus
'Cuz every time we touch, I get this feeling. (Self-Explanitory)
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly. (Self-Explanitory)
Can't you feel my heart beat fast; I want this to last. (She flips out whenever he kisses her, and he could feel it)
I need you by my side. (Self-Explanitory)
'Cuz every time we touch, I feel the static. (Like the Biology days in Twilight)
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky. (Self-Explanitory)
Can't you feel my heart beat so; (Same as the other one)
I can't let you go. I need you in my life. (We all saw what happened when they weren't in each other's lives)

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky. (He protects her)
They wipe away tears that I cry. (He comforts her)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all. (Self-Explanitory)
You make me rise, when I fall. (And she falls a lot)

Chorus


I hope you liked this one! Cullen/Flock #16 will *please please* be up soon(?). I reaaaaalllllyyyy hope I get some time. I do have the idea, I just have to write it out!

~FeatherWriter

hey guys...

Sorry, I know I haven't been on in FOREVER, but it's hard balancing all this crap. I would be on more often, but someone *cough* feather *cough* ditched me at babysitting. So along with that, I have to figure out how to schedual AWANA, tennis, house work, crappy high school drama, studying, home work, helping my little sister with her homework, and maybe like an hour or two of freetime... which (no offence) i don't want to spend on the computer. Boy oh boy do I miss summer. But i am getting back into the swing of things, so hopefully I will be able to check here more often. I love y'all, and hate not being around..


sorry!!!
stargirl


p.s. It's not like i've never made a convo with out you, feather, so don't make me feel bad!!!!!!!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #16

I seriously don't know where Star has been. I haven't talked to her in like FOREVER. Unfortunately this update schedule is going to be pretty standard from now on. Unless Star steps up the slack of course. (Doubtful. But we still love her!) Like I said, school's started and I have Band every day until 6:30, Friday nights until 12 (football games) and every other Saturday for competitions. Ugh. I feel so bad leaving you guys. You're so devoted. I do still have character songs lined up, (as well as some couples duets) but Convos may be few and far between. *cries* Who knows? Maybe I'll get some help from Jacob Fan and Simer. But anyways, here's the Feather-Only version of a convo.


Is Jacob still in Canada?
Yep. He's still moping in wolf form.
*thinks* I wonder why, Bella!
Do you want me to tell her what you're thinking right now, Fang?
No!
What Fang?
Nothing. Edward's just snooping. Man, Angel has better mind-reading-manners than you! At least she doesn't blurt out every thought I have!
While you're around at least.
WHAT?!
You think reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy embarassing stuff really loud sometimes. But I only tell Nudge.
Which means everyone knows right?
Hey! I can keep a secret!
Which means everyone knows right?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Alright. I can't keep secrets. Especially about Fang.
Thanks. I feel soo appreciated.
Hey guys. I just saw some girl coming today with cookies. How would she find our house? I've never seen her in Forks.
Dang. It's probably an Eraser.
With cookies.
Eraser. No cookies.
But... the cookies! Maybe it's a nice Eraser. Like Jeb was a nice whiteco- ... oh wait. That didn't work.
Bad Max! No cookie for you!
Alright, well if we can't have her cookies, we can still kick her butt right?
Yes, we'll take care of this one and then move out because apparently The School knows where we are.
Did I mention she'll be here in three minutes?
Alllliiiiiicccceeeee. That might have been helpful!
Sorry. But I still don't see a fight.
So she'll surrender?
I don't think so, but I can't see anything else because Jacob's coming.
Stupid werewolf.
Really.
She's here!
Brace yourselves.
*door opens*
Ella: Surprise, Max!
Ella?
Yeah. When you gave me the address you were staying at, I decided to come visit! My mom even baked cookies!
Ella! Ix-nay on the ookies-cay!
What?
SHUT UP ABOUT COOKIES!!
Max is going to be unconcious in three seconds.
How do you know?
*thunk*
Crap.
Why didn't you catch her?!
I thought you were going to! Alice warned you!
Wait a sec. Alice?
You're the one with the vampire reflexes!
Vampires?
Wait, Ella. What did you just think?
What did I just think!?
Duck and cover! She's gonna fangirl-scream!
Why?
She just figured out who-
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
we are.
O-M-G. Maaaaaxxxxxx! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE LIVING WITH THE CULLENS!!???
Umm. Max is unconcious.
Wait. Does that mean-
Crap.
YOU'RE EDWARD??!!
Um. Yes.
Icantbelieveimtalkingtoedwardcullenthatissooooooamazingnoneofmyfriendswillbelievethatimetyoucanyoureallyreadmindsandstuff?whatamithinkingrightnow?
Well, if I couldn't I wouldn't have been able to understand that. And right now your mental fangirl scream is hurting my mental eardrums.
OMG. That's right!
I could have guessed that.
And you're Alice! What's my future going to be like? Am I going to be rich? How many kids will I have? Will Max ever visit me again?
I can't see that far! The future's unpredictable. Things change.
Oh. So, what am I going to eat for lunch tomorrow?
You really want to know that?
Yeah!
Well, tomorrow you're going to be hunting because we're about to turn you into a vampire. ; )
Nice try. It takes three days to become a vampire. I did read the books you know!
Just testing.
*starts to wake up* Ugh. I had the strangest dream. Ella came here to Forks and brought some of her Mom's cookies.
I did bring cookies!
SHUT UP, ELLA!

(to be continued)

So, yes. The first part is done and written! I still have more story to go, but this one was getting to normal convo length and I had postponed it for a while. I might update with a character song before I post part two. And if you're wondering about the posting date, it saves the date that I started writing the post, so that should give you an idea of how long it has taken. Sorry! I will get better at this!

Au Revior! (I'm taking French)
~FeatherWriter

New Counter!

Okay, since the old counter started, um, not working, like at all, there's a new one. I don't know what was up with the old one, but all of a sudden I would come up and see that we had gone from 4,000 views to 4. I thought it would go away, but it didn't soooooooo new one! Yay! It doesn't look too much different. Though it has zeros now.

~FeatherWriter

P.S. I miss the transparent background.

Fang's Song

Again. Sorry for not being on at all. I've been kinda busy lately though. My band just started 3-a-days, which means I'm at school from 7:30AM to 8:30PM. But today was a half day, and I just have evening practices from now on, so I should be on more. I don't know what Star's excuse is. I would have asked, but I have no life right now.
Anyways, on to the actual post. I said I'd either do Cullen/Flock #15 or Fang's Song, but after I posted, I kind of just forgot about posting Fang's song. Oh well. It's here now. Better late than never I suppose.

Fang's song is Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHRhkUSrbw

Lyrics (and Explanations) (Most of the lyrics are self-explanitory though)

Do you ever feel like breaking down? (He just wants to stop hiding)
Do you ever feel out of place? (They don't feel comfortable with normal people)
Like somehow you just don't belong (He has wings)
And no one understands you (He's always quiet, so no one really does)
Do you ever wanna run away? (Get away from the whitecoats)
Do you lock yourself in your room? (He would if he had one)
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me (Self Explanitory)

Chorus
To be hurt (He's been hurt a lot)
To feel lost (They never go to the same place twice)
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down (The whitecoats hurt them after they lock them in cages)
To feel like you've been pushed around (Ditto)
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you (He can only trust Max)
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out? (He feel like he fits in anywhere)
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate? (He probably does hate the world)
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies (They can't trust anyone)
While deep inside you're bleeding (They need help but can't get it anywhere)

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

Chorus

No one ever lied straight to your face (Anne)
And no one ever stabbed you in the back (Jeb)
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay (This would be to a normal person)
Everybody always gave you what you wanted (Normal person again)
You never had to work it was always there (They have to work for every thing)
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

Chorus 2x

I also feel like I should mention Breaking Dawn. I have read it, I think it's ammmmaaaaazzzzzziiiinnnnggggg! If you want to express your opinions with me, please don't use the comments though. Some people haven't read it and I don't want them to be spoilered. You can email us at cullen_flock@mail.com though. Also, Breaking dawn spoilers will not appear in the convos for at least a month. They will go on as usual as if nothing has happened except Eclipse. After that though, we will probably start using them. (Some of the stuff in there is just to good not to use in a convo!) Have fun!

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #15

Hey everyone! Star's back from Germany, and thus, the convos commence! Enjoy!

I'm bored.

You're boring. Get out and do something, lazy! You've been sitting in that chair for four hours!

So? It's raining.

We're in Forks. It's always raining.

Mmf.

*sneaks up behind Fang's chair. Winks at Max*

Why don't you go get some groceries, Fang? The Cullens always forget to buy food.

Go away! I want to stay in my chair. And bring me a waffle.

*picks Fang up*

Ah! What are you doing?! AND HOW DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SNEAK UP ON ME??!!

Come on, Fang. You're going to the store. *starts going upstairs*

There's no store upstairs! Put me down!

But I've never thrown someone out a window before. (Except Alice, and she beat me up later). And you have wings so it will be okay.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE WINGS DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO THROW ME OUT A WINDOW!

Sure it does. Here I'll help. *opens window*

You wouldn't dare.

Bye, Fang! *throws*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *flies back up to the window* I'm just going to fly back in you know!

*slams the window shut except a crack* No you aren't.

Just go get the groceries, Fang.

Never!

*from below him* Hey, Fang!
Alice! Help me break back in!

Actually, I'm here to tell you not to try any of the doors. Because I'm guarding them and I have lipstick.

Why does the universe hate me?

Because you're lazy.

Grrrrrrr. FINE! I'll get your stupid groceries.

Ten Minutes Later on the Road...

Stupid Emmett. Stupid Max. Stupid Alice with lipstick. Stupid rain making my feathers all wet. Now I can't even fly. Stupid groceries. I miss my chair.

Max finally kicked you out of the house?

Stupid Edward appearing right beside me. Again.

Hey, at least you didn't scream this time.

I've gotten over that.

Ah, so you already did it when Emmett scared you.

I hate your mind-reading sometimes. No, wait, I hate it all the time. So why are you walking in the rain?

Alice is guarding the door with lipstick, thanks to someone.

It's not my fault your sister is crazy. Where's Bella?

Umm. She's doing... something.

She's at La Push isn't she?

How did you know?

Edward. It's you. You're always with Bella when she's not at La Push.

Eh. At least she's not with Jacob. He's still somewhere in Canada I believe. She's just checking on Seth.

Are you sure she's not just telling you that, and having a secret love affair with him.

Please. Bella would never do that to me.

How would you know? You can't read her mind after all.

Grr. And you wonder why people throw you out of windows.

Shut up!
Make me!
Maybe I will!
HAHAHAHAHAAA! Your funny.
Fang! What are you doing out here with Edward?
Um, getting groceries? Why are you out here?
I'm looking for Iggy.
Outside. In the rain.
Yep.
Why would Iggy be out here?
Because Gazzy said he would be.
And you believed him?
Yeah. He said Iggy went for a walk and didn't come back. And they were supposed to put peanut-butter in Max's socks.
Well, Iggy's in that tree, and he's got a pail full of cottage cheese.
Edward! Be qui- *branches break* Ow.
And he just fell.
Thanks. I got that part.
*comes running from behind a bush* Did we get her? *sees Edward and Fang* Oh. Hi guys.
Uhm...hi?
GAZZY! I'M TELLING MAX!!
No, don't, we'll be grounded!
You should have thought of that before! MAXXXX!!!!!
NO! Wait!
Hey! Iggy did you get Fang?
Thanks Max.
Well, what'd you expect?
*rolls eyes*
Fang, are you mad?
*rolls eyes, again*
Fang?
*walks away*
He's not talking to me!
Ohh, shocking! *sarcastically*
Don't be mean, Iggy or I'll get Edward to hurt you.
Ohh, I'm so scared.. *sarcastically*
*Glares*
Ohh, I'm scared.. *really*
Hey Bella, I thought you were in La Push.
Oh... yeah. La Push. Right.
What? So it's true?!
What?
How could you Bella- Wait. This is just a joke, isn't it?
Noooooo...
You really need to learn how to lie with your thoughts better.
Dang.
Grr. That was supposed to be my joke.
Did you say something, Fang?
*silence*
That's what I thought.
What's everyone doing outside?
Ahh! I mean... I didn't say anything. Stupid Jasper.
Oh, Fang's just mad because Emmett threw him out a window.
Why are you all outside in the rain still?
Alice is by the door with lipstick.
Ah. Well, I got those groceries for you, Max.
WHAT!? You got the groceries?!
Yeah. Max sent me out like twenty minutes ago.
Where was I?
In your chair mumbling about waffles.
SO WHY DID YOU SEND ME OUT?!
Oh, Emmett just wanted to throw you out a window.
Why me?
Why not?
Whatever, just leave me alone.
Fang?
Did I stutter?
Wow, he's mad.
BACK OFF!
Who knew men could PMS? Hmm, there's a concept to think about...
*punches in the arm*
OUCH! Do you need some freaking Mitol or something?
Just leave me alone! Geez.
Okay guys, well since Fang is having a hissy fit, so we are going to have to end this convo early, and give Fang some time to cool off.
We're ending the convo?
I'M NOT HAVING A HISSY FIT!
Okay. Point made and taken.



Hope it was okay, we are kinda cramped for time. :)

Updates

Wow. Let me blow the dust off this blog. I really haven't updated since the second? Wow. Again. Okay, so since youth camp things have been a bit busy. Star is in Germany which means that I'm going to have to write a new convo all by myself. Also, mail.com is having issues, and for some reason I can't get on. Great. So in the end, for the next update I might just cop-out and do Fang's song, but I hate to do two songs in a row. That's so lame. Anyways, I'll hopefully see you soon with a convo, but if not, please know that I am soooooooo sorry.

~FeatherWriter

Edward's Song

Okay, seeing the success of the poll and the major lack of updates lately, I'm gonna post Edward's song. I think some people were wondering why I put a poll up though. It wasn't because I have extremely low self esteem or anything like that, its just that the other songs didn't seem to get many comments, but it seems that you guys do want to see them. Here we go.

Edward's song is I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
*smack*
Ow! What was that for?!
That is not the song you chose!
But this ones better...
No it isn't! Use the original before I accidentally throw your taser off a cliff!
No! Not Tasey!
Tasey?
Oh be quiet.
Fine. Since Star seems to be opposed to the new one, I'll use the original song. Edward's song is Time after Time as performed by Quietdrive. Now I know this is an old song, but I like this version the best, and that kinda works because Edward's been around for a while. (Happy really late 107th B-Day Edward! It was June 20th for those of you who didn't know) And it was JacobFan who introduced me to it, so this is kinda like revenge. Heh heh.

Here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rvmumINKapg Once again, just coverart.

Lyrics: (and explanations)

Lying in my bed (Because he can't sleep)
I hear the clock tick
And think of you (Aww)
Caught up in circles (He lives the same life over and over)
Confusion is nothing new (With all the thoughts he can hear)
You say go slow (He's faster than her)
I fall behind (All her human things are hard to keep up with)
The second hand unwinds (He loses track of time with her)

Chorus (The whole chorus is self explanitory)
If you’re lost you can look
And you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you
I’ll be waiting
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time

Sometimes you picture me (In her head, he could tell even with out reading her thoughts)
I’m walking too far ahead (Again, he's faster)
You’re calling to me
I can’t hear just what you’ve said (Okay, so he's really far ahead)
You say go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

Chorus

After my picture fades (Lots of time has past)
And darkness has turned to grey (AKA Twilight!)
Watching through windows
You’re wondering if I’m okay (She always worrys about him when he's not with her)
And you say go slow
I fall behind
The drum beats out of time

Chorus


JacobFan is going to be mad when she realizes that she gave me the perfect Edward song. Haha. She can deal. I'll get a convo up soon (maybe). Star is sick so we haven't been able to do much.

Yay, for 4000 hits! I'm not gonna do anything this time, so that I can do something big next time. Yeah, lame excuse. But I'm using it.

Keep sending those e-mails. We love your ideas!!

And last, Star and I will be at Youth Camp from Tuesday to Saturday of next week. As such, there will be no updates during that time. Sorry!

EDIT: For all of you who seem to like the terrible doodling that I call art, there's a new comic up on my DeviantArt page. Here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Theater-90546465

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #14

Cullen/Flock 14 coming up! Enjoy!

Hey Emmett!

Hey Fang. What's up?

Nothing... Hey what's that?

Huh?

That! On your wrist!

Oh, nothing...

*comes up behind him and grabs wrist* Is that what I think it is?

NO! SHUT UP ALICE!

What? What is it?

It seems that Emmett and gone and got himself a replica of the "Cullen Crest"

The what?!

It's nothing!

It's something the directors thought up for the movie. Apparently we all wear one. But what I want to know is how you got a copy, Em!

I just found a jeweler to make one for me. It wasn't that hard. I only had to pay three thousand dollars for it.

*faints*

Just 3K? Wow. I would have expected more...

ARE YOU INSANE!? Three thousand dollars? You could like... buy a car for that!

Not any car I would want.

HOW DO YOU KEEP APPEARING LIKE THAT???!!!

Appearing like what?

*imitates Bella* Edward, you're not being very nice. Stop it sweetie!

Okay darlin-GASMAN!

*imitates Bella* Oh Eddy, sweetie, i love you so much *kissy sound*

*cracking up*

Grrrrrrrrr...

Edward! Don't you dare hurt this poor little boy!

How did you-

Alice.

DANG IT!

HAHA loser.

JACOB! *grabs a crowbar*

Aww. Are you going to try to hurt me?

She doesn't have to...

Bring it leech!

No! We don't need to fight!

I'm hungry. When's dinner? *sees them ready to fight and Bella with her crowbar* Oh, I didn't know I was interrupting something...

No. There's nothing to interrupt. *death glare at Jacob* Right?

Whatever Bells.

In fact, dinner sounds nice. Lets go into town.

We're going into town for dinner?

Weren't you just in the other room?

Weren't you?

No!

Pft! You came as soon as you heard about food.

I'm not a guy, Fang! I don't eat 24/7.

*in falsetto* Ugh, sexist pig!

Fang!

Um, okay. So dinner it is...

Huh?

Oh, yeah. Dinner.

Right.

Let's go you two love-birds.

*snickers*

WE'RE NOT LOVE-BIRDS!

I don't even like Max that much!

*stares*

AT ALL! I meant at all!

Sure you did...

Just get in the car!

Later at the restaurant...

Wow...uhh Max you look nice.

Thanks, Alice did my make-up. *rolls eyes*

You look good.

Haha thanks.

Aww! The love birds declare themselves.

SHUT UP AND BUTT OUT!

Well! Fine then!
Why so defensive, Fang?
I...uhh..it's just...uhh...SHUT UP!
*grabs Fang's hand* It's okay, let's just go and eat.
Aww, I love it when they act all "coupley"!
Yeah, so cute.
SHUT UP!
MORE FAXNESS! YAY!!
SHUT UP!
You just said that.
Grrrrr....
Okay okay i'll back off!
Thank you, Iggy.
See, Max is nicer than you.
Okay fine, please leave me alone?
Was that so hard?
Yes.




A little more Faxness than normal, but that's okay. I thought it was cute. :)

love,
stargirl

Vay-Cay! (Updates)

I'm back from NYC, finally. I was gone for a week and a half. It's good to be back. I don't think one of my cats has come out from under the couch since we left. Ah, oh well.

I don't know if you enjoyed the two song explanations, but I'm planning to do ones for Bella, Fang, and Edward if you want me to. I'll put up a new poll.

And results for the old one are in. You all have tied between the current one and the boxes. I might switch back, or I might find a new one.

Seeing as it summer vacation, Star and I will get together soon to make Convo #14. Keep sending those E-Mails. We love your ideas! And as Star said, we respond to all messages personally. None of that "Thank you for sending us an email, we'll get back to you soon" stuff. I would never do that, (I probably couldn't figure out how anyways.)
C-ya!

~FeatherWriter

P.S. Just in case you've forgotten, our e-mail is cullen_flock@mail.com.

Saddly Enough....

WE JUST GOT OUR FIRST MYSPACE ADD.

wow, don't you guys make me feel SOOO special.
thanks, sooo much.

haha jk, but seriously add us, and we can chill oin cyberspace.
and we will reply to messages...personally.



(the old fashioned) Sincerly,
stargirl :)

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

I just found feather's redbull stash!
EEEEP!


funfunfunfunfunfun...

i feel like Nudge, so in her honnor, here is a very Nudgy quote;

Max's Song

Well, since Star seems to be updating, I guess I'll have to do it, too. So here I am at this tiny Wi-Fi spot in the mountains on a laptop trying to bring you all what you want. Well, maybe not, since this isn't what you were excpecting, but I hope you like it anyway. Now that I'm done ranting...
This is the same format as Jacob's Lullaby (see archives). It was so fun to find a song that fit the characters that I decided to do it again. The only difference is that, now that I have the new key up, I'm just going to use my character color for the explanations.
Max's song is Unbreakable by Fireflight.
Here's the music: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D830GpuVFqE (I wouldn't reccomend watching it, there's nothing there except cover art. I'd open it in another window, so you can read and listen at the same time.)

Lyrics: (And explanations)
Where are the people that accuse me? (The whitecoats often treat her like a criminal)
The ones who beat me down and bruised me. (Whitecoats again)
They hide just out of sight, (They send Erasers instead of going)
Can't face me in the light (They only deal with her when she's trapped)
They'll return but I'll be stronger. (Typical Max threat)

Chorus
God, I want to dream again (Her dreams are often significant)
Take me where I've never been (She goes new places all the time)
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared (She's trying to be fearless)
Now I am unbreakable, (Ditto)
it's unmistakable
No one can touch me (Max being Max)
Nothing can stop me (Another threat)

Sometimes it's hard to just keep going (Um, yeah. Look at her life!)
But faith is moving without knowing.
Can I trust what I can't see, (The Voice)
To reach my destiny (Saving the world)
I want to take control but I know better (She always wants to be the leader, but she has to depend on The Flock)

Chorus

Forget the fear it's just a crutch
That tries to hold you back
And turn your dreams to dust (She always has to push through the pain to do what has to be done)
All you need to do is just trust (Everytime she jumps off a cliff she trusts in her wings to catch her)

Chorus

I love this song. And Fireflight. Convos soon (I hope!).

~FeatherWriter

VOTE ON YOUR TEAM!

18 signs!

Sorry, they sounded like Bella in Twilight, and i wanted to share :))



EIGHTEEN
you get so jealous when someone comment them saying they are cute

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them

SEVEN:
They're all you think about

SIX:
You get high just from their scent

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them

FOUR:
You would do anything for them!

THREE:
You blush when u hear their name

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

Wow that does sound like me in Twilight! *blushes*
That also sounds like Fang.
NO IT DOESN'T! SHUT UP IGGY!
Boys, stop fighting, before I throw you both out that window!
Yes Max...
I see who wears the pants in this relationship.
You're darn right!

haha love ya'll!
stargirl

Cullen/Flock Conversation #13

This is Feather (duh) with Convo 13! I may not be able to write convos for a while cuz I'll be on vacation. Star will update. I will make her.

How?

Oh, nothing. I'm not gonna tape my taser in the on position to your back or anything...

Whatever.

Yeah...

So, yeah. Updates galore. (I hope...)

Hey, Emmett!

Hey, Max!

What are you doing with those water balloons?

Oh, well... Bella looked kinda hot today... so I'm gonna cool her off...

You're evil.

Wanna help?

You Betcha!

Five Minutes Later

Finally! A day without rain.

Emmett's gonna fix that.

What?

-splash-

Got her!

Emmett! You little-

-splash-

Success! I hit her dead on!

Ooh, an arial attack, didn't see that one coming.

Max! Emmett! I'm gonna-

What? What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna get Edward.

I thought he was hunting.

Not anymore...

I'm outta here!

Nope! *grabs Max* I'm gonna help.

Why?

I was going to do Bella's hair later and you just made that really hard.

Whatever. I can take Edward.

*has vision* He's gonna win.

Yeah, right!

Grrrrrr...

IT WAS EMMETT'S IDEA!

IT WAS ALICE'S IDEA!

What? That's your lamest excuse yet.

Yeah, right Emmett. Hello? Mind-reader much?

Um, can I go? *fluffs wings*

No, I want to do your hair.

*doorbell rings*

I'll get it. It's probably Jacob.

Wait, Bella! It's-

*opens door*

Mike- Hey everyone!

- Mike Newton.

Hi, Bella. Your dad said you'd be over here- *sees Max's wings and the Cullen's sparkling in the lack of rain)

Um, *pulls wings in* This is awkward.

Were those-

No.

But they looked like-

No.

And why are they-

We aren't.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??!!!!

It's not what it looks like...

WHY DOES SHE HAVE WINGS? WHY ARE YOU SPARKLING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Um, Jasper, do you think you could...?

Sure.

Why do I feel all calm all of a sudden? Why do I want to go to sle- zzzzzzzzzzz.

Who's that?

That's Mike.

And he is...

human.

As in, a huge problem all of a sudden.

So what do we do about it?

I have an idea...

No.

But, you didn't even hear it!

I didn't have to.

But I...

NO!

Fine...

I have one. *grins*

I like that one.

HEYY!

Could you enlighten the rest of us?

Since when do you use the word "enlighten"?

I did go to school for all of six weeks.

SIX WEEKS?

I went to school for eighty years.

EIGHTY YEARS?

*faints*

Crap.

Oh, yeah. The age thing...

ALICE!

What just happened here? Who's the dweeb?

HE'S NOT A DWEEB!

Weren't you just passed out?

Nooooo...

My head hurts...i'm going to bed.

Aww little baby's bed time?

Shut up Iggy! i've always had an later bedtime than you, and we're the same age!

OMG NO YOU DON'T!

NO LEET!

I like it.

Well your a nerd.

Coming from you! omglol!!!!!!11111oneoneone.....haha u r makin me rotfl lmbo

AHHHHHHHHH! *tasers herself* sweet relief!

Did she just?

Yes.

*twitches*

Summer: Hey, everyone!

STAR! KEEP YOUR FRIENDS OUT OF THE CONVOS!

Hey, who are those people? And, hey, Bella. I had the strangest dream. You were with the Cullens and they were sparkling and this girl had wings.

*no one moves*

THEY'RE STILL HERE? WHY DO THEY SPARKLE???!!!

Sleepy time.

*thunk*

Whoops. Too fast.

Hey Max, I just got a new power!

ANOTHER ONE!?

I can brainwash people!

That was awfully convenient.

Oh, this is just like The Final Warning. Next someone will show up with a stupid name like "Uber-Director"

Or send us a pizza bomb that never gets explained.

*coughs* Enough you two! Back to the matter on hand!

You want me to brainwash that guy? *points to Mike*

How did you... oh yeah, mind reader. I keep forgetting.

Let's see. *closes eyes* All done!

That's it?

Yep!

What happened?

You fell really hard and were...um... delusional for a while...

Bella? Where am i?

At the Cullens.
I'm getting out of here...you guys are weird.
Yeah, we're weird. *smiles*
Huh?

We're out of here! Shut up Fang!

THE END!

I hope you liked it. And if you're wondering who that Summer person was, blame Star. It's all her fault. And if you know us personally, that was Summer D.

~FeatherWriter

3K

O.o

When did that happen? I'm gonna have to reward you guys again. My sister suggested another new layout, sooooooooo...

Here's the new background!

~FeatherWriter

P.S. I'm gonna put up a poll that has the old layouts on it, so you can vote for the one you liked the best.

Updates

Lots of new stuff tonight.

1) Our new key. I updated it. It now has everyone that has appeared in a convo, and Esme. It even has Star and I
2) If you saw the "It's just a Trailer..." on my DeviantArt page, the second one's up. Here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/It-s-just-a-Trailer-Pg-2-87716541
3) I did a little bit of Host fanart with the Cullens and The Flock. Don't worry if you haven't read the book, it has no spoilers. Everything in it can be found in the synopsis and front cover. Here's that link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Host-no-spoilers-87722595

That's it for tonight! I feel so accomplished.

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #12

Here's Cullen/Flock 12!



*whisper* ssspp...sssssspp...valium...sssppt...Max...
sspp...spt...haha...
HAHAHA!
SHUT UP! She'll hear you!
Well, you all don't seem to be acting suspicious at all.
Yeah...that's it.
Whatever. I'll figure it out soon.
*sticks a needle in Max's arm*
I doubt that, because, this time, we've got a vampire helping us.
FANG!
Yes?
YOU ARE SO...ooooh, pretty lights!
So, Max?
yeah...
How long have you been in love with Fang?
JASPER!
A while...
SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT! She's high!
You said she'd tell the truth when we gave her Valium.
I will... I feel tingly!
But, it, I , She...
Aww. YUCK!
HAHA!
HUFFLEMUFFINS!
I hate you all.
Emo.
AAAAAHH!
You're an emo, Fang? Don't you love me?
Um... no.
*bursts into tears* But Fang! I thought you loved me! Waaaaah!
Oh, crap... Max, I do love you, I didn't mean it! I'm sorry.
He admits!
No! I'm trying to make her feel better!
Why do you care?
What do you mean?
This looks suspicious/illegal.
Hey Alice.
Hi, Iggy. Hey, Sweetie? *big eyes*
NO NO NO! Not the puppy face!
Come on, please? Just let me ask one teeny weeny little question. *pouts*
*sigh* Fine, what?
ARE YOU INSANE!!!?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER??!
It's not what it looks like...
*has a vision* It looks like Max is gonna kill you when she "comes to".
Killing is mean. I like cookies.
WE KNOW!
Cookies are yummy! Cooooookkkkkiiiieeeessssssss...
Crap.
Hey Max! I've got cookies!
Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
I love doing that.
I want cookies! *gets up and falls over*
Wow. She's worse than Bella.
Hey!
It's true.
I know...
Gah! How do you just appear like that?!
Jasper, fix her. This is getting old.
Alright.
NO! Wait for me to get out of the room!
FANG!
So, how long have you loved me again?
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
But, killing is mean and you like cookies.
Grrrr...
-thwick-
Got him!
Oooohhh... the lights are changing colors...
-thwick-
Ha! Nudge: two, Fang and Iggy: negative five!
I feel like spinning!
Way to go Nudge!
What just happened?
When Fang pulls a prank, he gives a vampire a needle. I give a caffine-hyped eleven year old a blow dart gun.
I'd hit you, Jasper, but I think the dart would just bounce off. So Alice is gonna play dress-up with you.
Yay!
Finally. Someone besides me has to be Alice's barbie.
No! Wait! I'll do anything! We can get the Valium in somehow! Just don't let her do this to me!
Jasper, I'm not allowed to anything terribly embarassing to you...
Alice, this is a revenge scheme. You can do anything you want.
YAY! Scratch that last comment, Jasper. Come with me...
You're gonna need help to drag me up to your room.
Edward?
Leave me out of this.
EMMETT!
Yeah?
Can you help me drag Jasper to my room?
Why?
I'm helping in a revenge scheme.
Will it be embarassing?
Oh, yessss...
Okay then. *throws Jasper over his shoulder*
PUT ME DOWN!
Nope. I love you, but I'm not gonna pass this chance up.
This is GREAT!
Ahh. I love revenge. It's almost worth getting Valium-ed for.
So, Fang, how long have you loved Max?
I loved her when these people with white jackets put us in cages.
WHAT?!
How old were you?
Like, four. Can I have a sparkly sparkle?
STOP ASKING HIM QUESTIONS, BELLA! I'm gonna kil-
Grrr...
Um, I'm gonna kindly ask you to stop. Yeah.
WHY DOES FANG GET A SPARKLY SPARKLE?! I WANT ONE TOO!
This is sooooo going on Fang's blog.
Hey! I have a blog too!
I know. I just said that.
Ooooooohhhh. MAX! WHERE'S MY SPARKLY SPARKLE!?
AHH! It's like dealing with three year olds!
I may have to ask Carlisle to get me some of this Valium stuff.
Why would you need that?
Ummmm... (whispers to Max) Would that stuff work on werewolves?
I'M A PONY!
Oh Yeah? WELL, I'M A UNICORN!
That's cheating! Unicorns don't exist! They're a myth!
Hey! I could be considered a myth.
*stares at Edward* MAX! EDWARD HAS SPARKLY SPARKLES!
What? *looks at skin* Oh, crap.
I SAW IT FIRST!
*they both jump on Edward*
Agh! Get them off!
Nevermind that! This is going on Fang's blog!

The End!

I hope you enjoyed it! This was fun to write! I love doing these! I hope you liked it. Props to CJ and Nikki for the Valium idea.

~FeatherWriter

P.S. Here's a hint for what's in store for convo #13: The Flock v. Mike Newton.