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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Cullen/Flock Conversation #16

I seriously don't know where Star has been. I haven't talked to her in like FOREVER. Unfortunately this update schedule is going to be pretty standard from now on. Unless Star steps up the slack of course. (Doubtful. But we still love her!) Like I said, school's started and I have Band every day until 6:30, Friday nights until 12 (football games) and every other Saturday for competitions. Ugh. I feel so bad leaving you guys. You're so devoted. I do still have character songs lined up, (as well as some couples duets) but Convos may be few and far between. *cries* Who knows? Maybe I'll get some help from Jacob Fan and Simer. But anyways, here's the Feather-Only version of a convo.


Is Jacob still in Canada?
Yep. He's still moping in wolf form.
*thinks* I wonder why, Bella!
Do you want me to tell her what you're thinking right now, Fang?
No!
What Fang?
Nothing. Edward's just snooping. Man, Angel has better mind-reading-manners than you! At least she doesn't blurt out every thought I have!
While you're around at least.
WHAT?!
You think reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy embarassing stuff really loud sometimes. But I only tell Nudge.
Which means everyone knows right?
Hey! I can keep a secret!
Which means everyone knows right?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Alright. I can't keep secrets. Especially about Fang.
Thanks. I feel soo appreciated.
Hey guys. I just saw some girl coming today with cookies. How would she find our house? I've never seen her in Forks.
Dang. It's probably an Eraser.
With cookies.
Eraser. No cookies.
But... the cookies! Maybe it's a nice Eraser. Like Jeb was a nice whiteco- ... oh wait. That didn't work.
Bad Max! No cookie for you!
Alright, well if we can't have her cookies, we can still kick her butt right?
Yes, we'll take care of this one and then move out because apparently The School knows where we are.
Did I mention she'll be here in three minutes?
Alllliiiiiicccceeeee. That might have been helpful!
Sorry. But I still don't see a fight.
So she'll surrender?
I don't think so, but I can't see anything else because Jacob's coming.
Stupid werewolf.
Really.
She's here!
Brace yourselves.
*door opens*
Ella: Surprise, Max!
Ella?
Yeah. When you gave me the address you were staying at, I decided to come visit! My mom even baked cookies!
Ella! Ix-nay on the ookies-cay!
What?
SHUT UP ABOUT COOKIES!!
Max is going to be unconcious in three seconds.
How do you know?
*thunk*
Crap.
Why didn't you catch her?!
I thought you were going to! Alice warned you!
Wait a sec. Alice?
You're the one with the vampire reflexes!
Vampires?
Wait, Ella. What did you just think?
What did I just think!?
Duck and cover! She's gonna fangirl-scream!
Why?
She just figured out who-
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
we are.
O-M-G. Maaaaaxxxxxx! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE LIVING WITH THE CULLENS!!???
Umm. Max is unconcious.
Wait. Does that mean-
Crap.
YOU'RE EDWARD??!!
Um. Yes.
Icantbelieveimtalkingtoedwardcullenthatissooooooamazingnoneofmyfriendswillbelievethatimetyoucanyoureallyreadmindsandstuff?whatamithinkingrightnow?
Well, if I couldn't I wouldn't have been able to understand that. And right now your mental fangirl scream is hurting my mental eardrums.
OMG. That's right!
I could have guessed that.
And you're Alice! What's my future going to be like? Am I going to be rich? How many kids will I have? Will Max ever visit me again?
I can't see that far! The future's unpredictable. Things change.
Oh. So, what am I going to eat for lunch tomorrow?
You really want to know that?
Yeah!
Well, tomorrow you're going to be hunting because we're about to turn you into a vampire. ; )
Nice try. It takes three days to become a vampire. I did read the books you know!
Just testing.
*starts to wake up* Ugh. I had the strangest dream. Ella came here to Forks and brought some of her Mom's cookies.
I did bring cookies!
SHUT UP, ELLA!

(to be continued)

So, yes. The first part is done and written! I still have more story to go, but this one was getting to normal convo length and I had postponed it for a while. I might update with a character song before I post part two. And if you're wondering about the posting date, it saves the date that I started writing the post, so that should give you an idea of how long it has taken. Sorry! I will get better at this!

Au Revior! (I'm taking French)

~FeatherWriter

5 comments:

RaeOfShadows said...

WOOOOOW!!!!
*silent fangirl squees* That was awesome.

Yikes, I know what you're talking about with the time thing...I hope your schedule lightens up a bit!

*snickers* Ooooh, I cannot wait for part two!

CJ 512 said...

yay! i'm soooo glad you finally posted a convo!!!! i agree you should give Star a call you 2 are funnier together than you are apart.
Peace and Hufflemuffins
CJ

rosestar14 said...

omg that was so funny.and dont feel 2 bad. we all still love u :)
-black rose

abbface said...

c'est tres amusante! j'ai pris le classe du francais aussi!


abbface!!!

Alicia said...

OMG! That was amazing!!! i <3 ella!!! :D!!!!!!!!!!

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That was pretty hysterical! yay! I'm so glad you have a convo! I'm so happy! (For a while there I actually forgot to check this. *gasp* I've been busy as well. Not nearly as busy as you though. I pity you...unless you don't want my pity.)

(all my friends in the backround whispering): Nudge...

I AM NOT NUDGE!!!!! :D:D:D

Can't wait for part two!! eep!!!