Cullen/Flock Conversation #16 (part 2)

After far too long, CULLEN/FLOCK #16 (part 2) ;). Yes, I finally finished it. Enjoy!!

COOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS...
Why does Max sound like Frankenstein and the Cookie Monster together?
Someone *cough* Ella *cough* decided it would be a good idea to tell Max that she brought some of her mom's cookies.
Doctor M. sent cookies? Cool! I want one!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *smacks into Iggy* NO TOUCHING MY COOKIES!!!!!
Max. Now would be a good time to try to control this strange cookie obsession.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!! YOU JUST WANT MY COOKIES!!!! *grabs cookies*
Max, I can't eat.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIES!!!!
She wasn't like that at my house...
She's gotten worse. That, and an eraser stuck her with some random cookie serum back in Convo #2. She's never been the same...
Give me the cookies, Max. It's for your own good.
*hiss* My precious...
Eh, well, Max will be Max I suppose.
*pins Max's arms behind her back*
*takes cookies* Thank you!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Here, have this Oatmeal Rasin cookie instead. *puts in Max's mouth*
*spits out after a second* Yuck. That thing's nasty. Alice, could you release my arms please?
That's weird, but okay. *lets go*
What's weird?
I don't see her acting crazy anymore...
I will never get over how awesome that is...
Was it the oatmeal cookie?
That thing does not deserve to be called a cookie.
That's it? All along, we just had to give her a terrible cookie??
The cure for the confounding cookie craze is aquired?
That's a lot of C's.
But "aquired" has a Q.
Okay, so it has a lot of "kuh"s
Only if you want to get technical. Do we have any food around here?
Oh yeah. I've got a cookie!
What kind?
It's um Iggy's sweatsocks- I mean, chocolate chip...
Dude, its not gonna work. She's cured.
Cured?
She's not crazy about cookies anymore.
Oh, thanks Ella. So anyways. I thi- Wait. Ella?!
Why do you think Max was crazed in the first place?
Ooooohhhhhh... Ella's here... and she brought cookies...
Yeah. But then Fang was mean and gave me an oatmeal cookie.
Oh, Man. I hate when Billy buys those. They're gross.
Would it kill you to use the front door once in a while? You're going to break the upstairs windows one of these days.
But that's no fun. It lacks flair.
Yes, it would be a tragedy to deprive Jacob of his moment to unleash is inner Drama Queen.
I swear leech...
*starts hyperventilating*
Hey, who's this? She smells more human than any of you.
Jacob, Ella. Ella, Jac- *puts hands over ears* Okay, Ella go ahead.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU HAVE TO TURN INTO A WOLF LIKE RIGHT NOW I SO WANT TO SEE IT WHERE'S THE REST OF THE PACK CAN WE GO TO LA PUSH I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN LETS GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Um you guys are harboring fangirls now?
This is Ella. She's my friend, and she apparently is a huge fan of you guys.
*point to each other* DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME GROUP AS THAT!
Oh, "that". Real mature guys.
I think Jacob should have a collar. That would be so cute!
-snerk-
?!?O.o?!?
A leash and muzzle would be nice.
How can you hate Jacob?
Yeah really! I'm awesome.
I mean, seriously! He's fuzzy!
Like I said, Aweso- Wait. Fuzzy??
Yeah, fuzzy.
Out of all my amazing qualities-
-cough-
AHEM! Out of all my amazing qualities, you pick the fact that I'm fuzzy to like me?
Jacob, you're a comic releif character in a romance story that's targeted to mostly teenage girls. I'd play up the fuzzy card.
Comic Releif character??!!!
That's the only reason I like you. Otherwise you're kinda a jerk.
But I'm funny!
Comic releif.
Grrrrr... I hate you all...

Besides being incredibly late, how was it? I hope it was okay, I was kinda sicky when I wrote it, so if there's any delusional randomness (aside from the norm) just smack me with a Stupid Stick. If you don't know what a Stupid Stick is, ask JACOBFAN!, who is now a member of the Cullen/Flock team! Yay! See you guys later!

~Featherwriter