Cullen/Flock Conversation #15

Hey everyone! Star's back from Germany, and thus, the convos commence! Enjoy!

I'm bored.

You're boring. Get out and do something, lazy! You've been sitting in that chair for four hours!

So? It's raining.

We're in Forks. It's always raining.

Mmf.

*sneaks up behind Fang's chair. Winks at Max*

Why don't you go get some groceries, Fang? The Cullens always forget to buy food.

Go away! I want to stay in my chair. And bring me a waffle.

*picks Fang up*

Ah! What are you doing?! AND HOW DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SNEAK UP ON ME??!!

Come on, Fang. You're going to the store. *starts going upstairs*

There's no store upstairs! Put me down!

But I've never thrown someone out a window before. (Except Alice, and she beat me up later). And you have wings so it will be okay.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE WINGS DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO THROW ME OUT A WINDOW!

Sure it does. Here I'll help. *opens window*

You wouldn't dare.

Bye, Fang! *throws*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *flies back up to the window* I'm just going to fly back in you know!

*slams the window shut except a crack* No you aren't.

Just go get the groceries, Fang.

Never!

*from below him* Hey, Fang!
Alice! Help me break back in!

Actually, I'm here to tell you not to try any of the doors. Because I'm guarding them and I have lipstick.

Why does the universe hate me?

Because you're lazy.

Grrrrrrr. FINE! I'll get your stupid groceries.

Ten Minutes Later on the Road...

Stupid Emmett. Stupid Max. Stupid Alice with lipstick. Stupid rain making my feathers all wet. Now I can't even fly. Stupid groceries. I miss my chair.

Max finally kicked you out of the house?

Stupid Edward appearing right beside me. Again.

Hey, at least you didn't scream this time.

I've gotten over that.

Ah, so you already did it when Emmett scared you.

I hate your mind-reading sometimes. No, wait, I hate it all the time. So why are you walking in the rain?

Alice is guarding the door with lipstick, thanks to someone.

It's not my fault your sister is crazy. Where's Bella?

Umm. She's doing... something.

She's at La Push isn't she?

How did you know?

Edward. It's you. You're always with Bella when she's not at La Push.

Eh. At least she's not with Jacob. He's still somewhere in Canada I believe. She's just checking on Seth.

Are you sure she's not just telling you that, and having a secret love affair with him.

Please. Bella would never do that to me.

How would you know? You can't read her mind after all.

Grr. And you wonder why people throw you out of windows.

Shut up!
Make me!
Maybe I will!
HAHAHAHAHAAA! Your funny.
Fang! What are you doing out here with Edward?
Um, getting groceries? Why are you out here?
I'm looking for Iggy.
Outside. In the rain.
Yep.
Why would Iggy be out here?
Because Gazzy said he would be.
And you believed him?
Yeah. He said Iggy went for a walk and didn't come back. And they were supposed to put peanut-butter in Max's socks.
Well, Iggy's in that tree, and he's got a pail full of cottage cheese.
Edward! Be qui- *branches break* Ow.
And he just fell.
Thanks. I got that part.
*comes running from behind a bush* Did we get her? *sees Edward and Fang* Oh. Hi guys.
Uhm...hi?
GAZZY! I'M TELLING MAX!!
No, don't, we'll be grounded!
You should have thought of that before! MAXXXX!!!!!
NO! Wait!
Hey! Iggy did you get Fang?
Thanks Max.
Well, what'd you expect?
*rolls eyes*
Fang, are you mad?
*rolls eyes, again*
Fang?
*walks away*
He's not talking to me!
Ohh, shocking! *sarcastically*
Don't be mean, Iggy or I'll get Edward to hurt you.
Ohh, I'm so scared.. *sarcastically*
*Glares*
Ohh, I'm scared.. *really*
Hey Bella, I thought you were in La Push.
Oh... yeah. La Push. Right.
What? So it's true?!
What?
How could you Bella- Wait. This is just a joke, isn't it?
Noooooo...
You really need to learn how to lie with your thoughts better.
Dang.
Grr. That was supposed to be my joke.
Did you say something, Fang?
*silence*
That's what I thought.
What's everyone doing outside?
Ahh! I mean... I didn't say anything. Stupid Jasper.
Oh, Fang's just mad because Emmett threw him out a window.
Why are you all outside in the rain still?
Alice is by the door with lipstick.
Ah. Well, I got those groceries for you, Max.
WHAT!? You got the groceries?!
Yeah. Max sent me out like twenty minutes ago.
Where was I?
In your chair mumbling about waffles.
SO WHY DID YOU SEND ME OUT?!
Oh, Emmett just wanted to throw you out a window.
Why me?
Why not?
Whatever, just leave me alone.
Fang?
Did I stutter?
Wow, he's mad.
BACK OFF!
Who knew men could PMS? Hmm, there's a concept to think about...
*punches in the arm*
OUCH! Do you need some freaking Mitol or something?
Just leave me alone! Geez.
Okay guys, well since Fang is having a hissy fit, so we are going to have to end this convo early, and give Fang some time to cool off.
We're ending the convo?
I'M NOT HAVING A HISSY FIT!
Okay. Point made and taken.



Hope it was okay, we are kinda cramped for time. :)