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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Cullen/Flock Conversation #9

Emmett is this color.

I’m this color.

FeatherWriter is this color.

*listening to The Beatles, on Edward's new iPod nano*
you know, I've seen them live.

NOT FAIR!

You don’t really seem like a Beatles type of person, more like a rock, or emo music person.

Yeah, but I’m a sucker for the classics, and no, I’m not emo.

Watcha doin’ guys?

Listening to “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles.

I didn’t know you were in ta the Beatles, Fang.

Yep.

You seem more like an emo music kinda guy.

Ahh, Max! I AM NOT FREAKING EMO!

*high five*

You didn’t see that coming? Wow, even Emmett picked that one up, you must be REALLY slow!

Whatever.

ALICCCEEEEE!

HEY NUDGE!

Want some of my red bull?

I don’t eat, or drink remember…you silly!

You could soooo keep it down, it isn’t really food, it’s just red bull!

I don’t know nudge, I don’t really enjoy throwing up.

Come on…please?

Uhhm, NO. You are NOT giving her that. I can hardly get her to shut up with out it.

Hey, you’re Max, right?

No that would be her. *pointing* My name is Fang.

Fang? That’s a name?

Yep.

Cool?

Thanks *sarcastically*

No prob. *smiles playfully*

Yo Max, come here, Emmett wants to meet you…

Coming!

Hey.

Hi… *blushes*

So you’re Max.

Hehe, yeahhhh.

Oh jeez.

You are so jealous.

NO I AM NOT!!

Yeah, what ever.

I’m not!

Hey Star, how come you haven’t been on in so long?

I have been bu- WAIT! Stop talking to me! You are supposed to be entertaining the readers!!!

STAR! Stop interrupting them! They have stuff to do!

But he-

I don’t want to hear it!

But-

Ah ah ah...

But i-

ZIP IT!

Fine. *sigh*

Continue…

Just admit that you are jealous of Emmet, and I’ll leave you alone!

Why would I be jealous of steroids over there?

Number one, he doesn’t do steroids. Number two, Max is drooling over him, and you looooove her. Number three, he could so kick your-

Alice can hear you; I wouldn’t say that out loud.

I DO NOT LOVE MAX!

SINCE WHEN?!?

Since forever.

Don’t be embarrassed, Fang. You deserve Max more than I deserve Edward, although that doesn’t say much…

BELLA!

Whatever, you know it’s true.

I think you deserve him Bella. So does he.

AWW FNICK HAS A CRUSH ON MAX!! wait till I tell her!

Iggy, NO!

MAAAAXXXXX!

*slaps him* that’s mean! Don’t do that to him! You don’t need to tell her, it’s already obvious enough.

Great.

What are we talking about here?

NOTHING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

3 comments:

abbface said...

Yay! thanks for finally posting! I liked it, but I have one suggestion: you should make Max's color stand out a little bit more. Its kinda hard to read.
But it was really good!

RaeOfShadows said...

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