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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Cullen/Flock Conversation #6

Hmmm. I'm bored.
Yeah, Edward and Max have been gone for a while...
I've always wanted to try something.
What?
*kisses*
*walks in*
*lets go* wow. that was awesome.
Grrrrrrrr.
Are you done?
yeaahh.
*punches*
Ow! DANG IT!!
My hand didn't break! Yay!
Do you want me to hurt him harder?
*falls off the ceiling* So, Fang can kiss you, but I can't??
I punched him too.
Max and Fang: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?! WERE YOU SPYING?!? IF YOU CAN GET IN HERE SO CAN THE WHITECOATS!!!
I would see whitecoats if they came.
You didn't see him!!
Don't remind me.
Wow...you guys are weird
So you would consiter a blind 14 year old that assembles bombs as a hobby normal?
Yes.
You make bombs? That's cool. I build motorcylces.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! THIS IS JUST A PHASE!!
You keep telling yourself that, Max. And Jacob, Five Iggy Radness Points to you for building motorcycles.
Iggy's Fangirls: NOOOO JACOB! WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR THOSE POINTS!
Man, it's a good thing the school uses Erasers to track us instead of fangirls. We would be sooo toast, if they used fangirls.
Especially if they used you and Max's.
SHUT UP!
Fangirls: AAAHHH! IT'S EDWARD!! EDWARD, COME OUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE BELLA AGAIN!
Lone Jacob fan: AND JACOB TOO! *is killed by Edward supporters*
Dang it! I hate it when they kidnap Bella. OKAY I'M COMING TO GET HER!
*fangirls faint*
Works every time.
*flirting with one of Iggy's fans* Hey whats up babe?
Fan #1: OMG, your FANG! you are soooo hot!
Fan #2: yeah, but Jenn, he has a girlfriend, sorry hun.
No I don't. why do you say that?
Fan #2: but i thought you and-
If you say Max, Lissa, or Brigid, I will hit you so hard, a few ribs will crack.
and thats supposed to hurt?
to humans.
True.
Jenn: soooo... you're single?
Yep.
Jenn: not for long...come with me.
Going somewhere?
Umm no?
Jenn: IT'S MAX! YAY!
I will give you an autograph if you leave.
Jenn: Okay, but Fang and I were about to go on a date...
YOU WHAT?!
Jenn: Well, I figured that it would be okay, since you're not involved or anything, but if you are...
Max and Fang: NO WE'RE NOT!!
Jenn: Well, okay. Defensive much. Fine. Bye.
Max! What was that for?
I...um...thought she might be an Eraser.
Yeah, cuz she really looked like an Eraser.
Your faxness is showing.
Fangirls: FAXNESS!!!
THE END! :))
Wow, two posts in one day. We're getting good at this. lol.



Author's note: About that Jacob fan who got killed, sorry. If you're a Jacob fan, I don't have anything against you. I'm just a die hard Edwella(used it!) person.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I resent the fact that I am probably the lone Jacob fan in this convo. There are at least 4-5 that we know of and you know it!!!!

Star Girl said...

you are a sad strange little nerd, featherwriter. a very sad strange little blonde nerd.

abbface said...

i have to say this one was my favorite!!!!!

FeatherWriter said...

Whatever, Stargirl. You helped with this one too. :P

Loves2Read104319 said...

I think Fang and Bella would be such a cute couple, but Bella and Edward/ Max and Fang are better, i just saying if max and edward were not there they would be cute together.

said...

i agree fang and bella could work, if she werent falling for a vamp who will prob nnever change her!!!!
i cant wait for breaking dawn

Alicia said...

Oh my gosh these are all sooo funny! lol.

I happen to know a Jacob fan. And she's very proud of it.

I'm going to check this blog like every day and see if you write anymore of these cuz they're soooo funny! Yay!

Anonymous said...

This is HILARIOUS!!! I'm glad I came here from Fang's blog. It's very unrealistic, but still hilarious.... nope, still laughing... hahahahahahahaha...

Cheesehead said...

Isn't Stephenie Meyer a Jacob fan?? 0.o

Michael/Wentworth LOVERS said...

Keep it coming, guys! I am still laughing!