Cullen/Flock Conversation #14

Cullen/Flock 14 coming up! Enjoy!

Hey Emmett!

Hey Fang. What's up?

Nothing... Hey what's that?

Huh?

That! On your wrist!

Oh, nothing...

*comes up behind him and grabs wrist* Is that what I think it is?

NO! SHUT UP ALICE!

What? What is it?

It seems that Emmett and gone and got himself a replica of the "Cullen Crest"

The what?!

It's nothing!

It's something the directors thought up for the movie. Apparently we all wear one. But what I want to know is how you got a copy, Em!

I just found a jeweler to make one for me. It wasn't that hard. I only had to pay three thousand dollars for it.

*faints*

Just 3K? Wow. I would have expected more...

ARE YOU INSANE!? Three thousand dollars? You could like... buy a car for that!

Not any car I would want.

HOW DO YOU KEEP APPEARING LIKE THAT???!!!

Appearing like what?

*imitates Bella* Edward, you're not being very nice. Stop it sweetie!

Okay darlin-GASMAN!

*imitates Bella* Oh Eddy, sweetie, i love you so much *kissy sound*

*cracking up*

Grrrrrrrrr...

Edward! Don't you dare hurt this poor little boy!

How did you-

Alice.

DANG IT!

HAHA loser.

JACOB! *grabs a crowbar*

Aww. Are you going to try to hurt me?

She doesn't have to...

Bring it leech!

No! We don't need to fight!

I'm hungry. When's dinner? *sees them ready to fight and Bella with her crowbar* Oh, I didn't know I was interrupting something...

No. There's nothing to interrupt. *death glare at Jacob* Right?

Whatever Bells.

In fact, dinner sounds nice. Lets go into town.

We're going into town for dinner?

Weren't you just in the other room?

Weren't you?

No!

Pft! You came as soon as you heard about food.

I'm not a guy, Fang! I don't eat 24/7.

*in falsetto* Ugh, sexist pig!

Fang!

Um, okay. So dinner it is...

Huh?

Oh, yeah. Dinner.

Right.

Let's go you two love-birds.

*snickers*

WE'RE NOT LOVE-BIRDS!

I don't even like Max that much!

*stares*

AT ALL! I meant at all!

Sure you did...

Just get in the car!

Later at the restaurant...

Wow...uhh Max you look nice.

Thanks, Alice did my make-up. *rolls eyes*

You look good.

Haha thanks.

Aww! The love birds declare themselves.

SHUT UP AND BUTT OUT!

Well! Fine then!
Why so defensive, Fang?
I...uhh..it's just...uhh...SHUT UP!
*grabs Fang's hand* It's okay, let's just go and eat.
Aww, I love it when they act all "coupley"!
Yeah, so cute.
SHUT UP!
MORE FAXNESS! YAY!!
SHUT UP!
You just said that.
Grrrrr....
Okay okay i'll back off!
Thank you, Iggy.
See, Max is nicer than you.
Okay fine, please leave me alone?
Was that so hard?
Yes.




A little more Faxness than normal, but that's okay. I thought it was cute. :)

love,
stargirl

Vay-Cay! (Updates)

I'm back from NYC, finally. I was gone for a week and a half. It's good to be back. I don't think one of my cats has come out from under the couch since we left. Ah, oh well.

I don't know if you enjoyed the two song explanations, but I'm planning to do ones for Bella, Fang, and Edward if you want me to. I'll put up a new poll.

And results for the old one are in. You all have tied between the current one and the boxes. I might switch back, or I might find a new one.

Seeing as it summer vacation, Star and I will get together soon to make Convo #14. Keep sending those E-Mails. We love your ideas! And as Star said, we respond to all messages personally. None of that "Thank you for sending us an email, we'll get back to you soon" stuff. I would never do that, (I probably couldn't figure out how anyways.)
C-ya!

~FeatherWriter

P.S. Just in case you've forgotten, our e-mail is cullen_flock@mail.com.

Saddly Enough....

WE JUST GOT OUR FIRST MYSPACE ADD.

wow, don't you guys make me feel SOOO special.
thanks, sooo much.

haha jk, but seriously add us, and we can chill oin cyberspace.
and we will reply to messages...personally.



(the old fashioned) Sincerly,
stargirl :)

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

I just found feather's redbull stash!
EEEEP!


funfunfunfunfunfun...

i feel like Nudge, so in her honnor, here is a very Nudgy quote;

Max's Song

Well, since Star seems to be updating, I guess I'll have to do it, too. So here I am at this tiny Wi-Fi spot in the mountains on a laptop trying to bring you all what you want. Well, maybe not, since this isn't what you were excpecting, but I hope you like it anyway. Now that I'm done ranting...
This is the same format as Jacob's Lullaby (see archives). It was so fun to find a song that fit the characters that I decided to do it again. The only difference is that, now that I have the new key up, I'm just going to use my character color for the explanations.
Max's song is Unbreakable by Fireflight.
Here's the music: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D830GpuVFqE (I wouldn't reccomend watching it, there's nothing there except cover art. I'd open it in another window, so you can read and listen at the same time.)

Lyrics: (And explanations)
Where are the people that accuse me? (The whitecoats often treat her like a criminal)
The ones who beat me down and bruised me. (Whitecoats again)
They hide just out of sight, (They send Erasers instead of going)
Can't face me in the light (They only deal with her when she's trapped)
They'll return but I'll be stronger. (Typical Max threat)

Chorus
God, I want to dream again (Her dreams are often significant)
Take me where I've never been (She goes new places all the time)
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared (She's trying to be fearless)
Now I am unbreakable, (Ditto)
it's unmistakable
No one can touch me (Max being Max)
Nothing can stop me (Another threat)

Sometimes it's hard to just keep going (Um, yeah. Look at her life!)
But faith is moving without knowing.
Can I trust what I can't see, (The Voice)
To reach my destiny (Saving the world)
I want to take control but I know better (She always wants to be the leader, but she has to depend on The Flock)

Chorus

Forget the fear it's just a crutch
That tries to hold you back
And turn your dreams to dust (She always has to push through the pain to do what has to be done)
All you need to do is just trust (Everytime she jumps off a cliff she trusts in her wings to catch her)

Chorus

I love this song. And Fireflight. Convos soon (I hope!).

~FeatherWriter

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18 signs!

Sorry, they sounded like Bella in Twilight, and i wanted to share :))



EIGHTEEN
you get so jealous when someone comment them saying they are cute

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them

SEVEN:
They're all you think about

SIX:
You get high just from their scent

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them

FOUR:
You would do anything for them!

THREE:
You blush when u hear their name

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

Wow that does sound like me in Twilight! *blushes*
That also sounds like Fang.
NO IT DOESN'T! SHUT UP IGGY!
Boys, stop fighting, before I throw you both out that window!
Yes Max...
I see who wears the pants in this relationship.
You're darn right!

haha love ya'll!
stargirl

Cullen/Flock Conversation #13

This is Feather (duh) with Convo 13! I may not be able to write convos for a while cuz I'll be on vacation. Star will update. I will make her.

How?

Oh, nothing. I'm not gonna tape my taser in the on position to your back or anything...

Whatever.

Yeah...

So, yeah. Updates galore. (I hope...)

Hey, Emmett!

Hey, Max!

What are you doing with those water balloons?

Oh, well... Bella looked kinda hot today... so I'm gonna cool her off...

You're evil.

Wanna help?

You Betcha!

Five Minutes Later

Finally! A day without rain.

Emmett's gonna fix that.

What?

-splash-

Got her!

Emmett! You little-

-splash-

Success! I hit her dead on!

Ooh, an arial attack, didn't see that one coming.

Max! Emmett! I'm gonna-

What? What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna get Edward.

I thought he was hunting.

Not anymore...

I'm outta here!

Nope! *grabs Max* I'm gonna help.

Why?

I was going to do Bella's hair later and you just made that really hard.

Whatever. I can take Edward.

*has vision* He's gonna win.

Yeah, right!

Grrrrrr...

IT WAS EMMETT'S IDEA!

IT WAS ALICE'S IDEA!

What? That's your lamest excuse yet.

Yeah, right Emmett. Hello? Mind-reader much?

Um, can I go? *fluffs wings*

No, I want to do your hair.

*doorbell rings*

I'll get it. It's probably Jacob.

Wait, Bella! It's-

*opens door*

Mike- Hey everyone!

- Mike Newton.

Hi, Bella. Your dad said you'd be over here- *sees Max's wings and the Cullen's sparkling in the lack of rain)

Um, *pulls wings in* This is awkward.

Were those-

No.

But they looked like-

No.

And why are they-

We aren't.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??!!!!

It's not what it looks like...

WHY DOES SHE HAVE WINGS? WHY ARE YOU SPARKLING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Um, Jasper, do you think you could...?

Sure.

Why do I feel all calm all of a sudden? Why do I want to go to sle- zzzzzzzzzzz.

Who's that?

That's Mike.

And he is...

human.

As in, a huge problem all of a sudden.

So what do we do about it?

I have an idea...

No.

But, you didn't even hear it!

I didn't have to.

But I...

NO!

Fine...

I have one. *grins*

I like that one.

HEYY!

Could you enlighten the rest of us?

Since when do you use the word "enlighten"?

I did go to school for all of six weeks.

SIX WEEKS?

I went to school for eighty years.

EIGHTY YEARS?

*faints*

Crap.

Oh, yeah. The age thing...

ALICE!

What just happened here? Who's the dweeb?

HE'S NOT A DWEEB!

Weren't you just passed out?

Nooooo...

My head hurts...i'm going to bed.

Aww little baby's bed time?

Shut up Iggy! i've always had an later bedtime than you, and we're the same age!

OMG NO YOU DON'T!

NO LEET!

I like it.

Well your a nerd.

Coming from you! omglol!!!!!!11111oneoneone.....haha u r makin me rotfl lmbo

AHHHHHHHHH! *tasers herself* sweet relief!

Did she just?

Yes.

*twitches*

Summer: Hey, everyone!

STAR! KEEP YOUR FRIENDS OUT OF THE CONVOS!

Hey, who are those people? And, hey, Bella. I had the strangest dream. You were with the Cullens and they were sparkling and this girl had wings.

*no one moves*

THEY'RE STILL HERE? WHY DO THEY SPARKLE???!!!

Sleepy time.

*thunk*

Whoops. Too fast.

Hey Max, I just got a new power!

ANOTHER ONE!?

I can brainwash people!

That was awfully convenient.

Oh, this is just like The Final Warning. Next someone will show up with a stupid name like "Uber-Director"

Or send us a pizza bomb that never gets explained.

*coughs* Enough you two! Back to the matter on hand!

You want me to brainwash that guy? *points to Mike*

How did you... oh yeah, mind reader. I keep forgetting.

Let's see. *closes eyes* All done!

That's it?

Yep!

What happened?

You fell really hard and were...um... delusional for a while...

Bella? Where am i?

At the Cullens.
I'm getting out of here...you guys are weird.
Yeah, we're weird. *smiles*
Huh?

We're out of here! Shut up Fang!

THE END!

I hope you liked it. And if you're wondering who that Summer person was, blame Star. It's all her fault. And if you know us personally, that was Summer D.

~FeatherWriter

3K

O.o

When did that happen? I'm gonna have to reward you guys again. My sister suggested another new layout, sooooooooo...

Here's the new background!

~FeatherWriter

P.S. I'm gonna put up a poll that has the old layouts on it, so you can vote for the one you liked the best.

Updates

Lots of new stuff tonight.

1) Our new key. I updated it. It now has everyone that has appeared in a convo, and Esme. It even has Star and I
2) If you saw the "It's just a Trailer..." on my DeviantArt page, the second one's up. Here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/It-s-just-a-Trailer-Pg-2-87716541
3) I did a little bit of Host fanart with the Cullens and The Flock. Don't worry if you haven't read the book, it has no spoilers. Everything in it can be found in the synopsis and front cover. Here's that link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Host-no-spoilers-87722595

That's it for tonight! I feel so accomplished.

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #12

Here's Cullen/Flock 12!



*whisper* ssspp...sssssspp...valium...sssppt...Max...
sspp...spt...haha...
HAHAHA!
SHUT UP! She'll hear you!
Well, you all don't seem to be acting suspicious at all.
Yeah...that's it.
Whatever. I'll figure it out soon.
*sticks a needle in Max's arm*
I doubt that, because, this time, we've got a vampire helping us.
FANG!
Yes?
YOU ARE SO...ooooh, pretty lights!
So, Max?
yeah...
How long have you been in love with Fang?
JASPER!
A while...
SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT! She's high!
You said she'd tell the truth when we gave her Valium.
I will... I feel tingly!
But, it, I , She...
Aww. YUCK!
HAHA!
HUFFLEMUFFINS!
I hate you all.
Emo.
AAAAAHH!
You're an emo, Fang? Don't you love me?
Um... no.
*bursts into tears* But Fang! I thought you loved me! Waaaaah!
Oh, crap... Max, I do love you, I didn't mean it! I'm sorry.
He admits!
No! I'm trying to make her feel better!
Why do you care?
What do you mean?
This looks suspicious/illegal.
Hey Alice.
Hi, Iggy. Hey, Sweetie? *big eyes*
NO NO NO! Not the puppy face!
Come on, please? Just let me ask one teeny weeny little question. *pouts*
*sigh* Fine, what?
ARE YOU INSANE!!!?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER??!
It's not what it looks like...
*has a vision* It looks like Max is gonna kill you when she "comes to".
Killing is mean. I like cookies.
WE KNOW!
Cookies are yummy! Cooooookkkkkiiiieeeessssssss...
Crap.
Hey Max! I've got cookies!
Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
I love doing that.
I want cookies! *gets up and falls over*
Wow. She's worse than Bella.
Hey!
It's true.
I know...
Gah! How do you just appear like that?!
Jasper, fix her. This is getting old.
Alright.
NO! Wait for me to get out of the room!
FANG!
So, how long have you loved me again?
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
But, killing is mean and you like cookies.
Grrrr...
-thwick-
Got him!
Oooohhh... the lights are changing colors...
-thwick-
Ha! Nudge: two, Fang and Iggy: negative five!
I feel like spinning!
Way to go Nudge!
What just happened?
When Fang pulls a prank, he gives a vampire a needle. I give a caffine-hyped eleven year old a blow dart gun.
I'd hit you, Jasper, but I think the dart would just bounce off. So Alice is gonna play dress-up with you.
Yay!
Finally. Someone besides me has to be Alice's barbie.
No! Wait! I'll do anything! We can get the Valium in somehow! Just don't let her do this to me!
Jasper, I'm not allowed to anything terribly embarassing to you...
Alice, this is a revenge scheme. You can do anything you want.
YAY! Scratch that last comment, Jasper. Come with me...
You're gonna need help to drag me up to your room.
Edward?
Leave me out of this.
EMMETT!
Yeah?
Can you help me drag Jasper to my room?
Why?
I'm helping in a revenge scheme.
Will it be embarassing?
Oh, yessss...
Okay then. *throws Jasper over his shoulder*
PUT ME DOWN!
Nope. I love you, but I'm not gonna pass this chance up.
This is GREAT!
Ahh. I love revenge. It's almost worth getting Valium-ed for.
So, Fang, how long have you loved Max?
I loved her when these people with white jackets put us in cages.
WHAT?!
How old were you?
Like, four. Can I have a sparkly sparkle?
STOP ASKING HIM QUESTIONS, BELLA! I'm gonna kil-
Grrr...
Um, I'm gonna kindly ask you to stop. Yeah.
WHY DOES FANG GET A SPARKLY SPARKLE?! I WANT ONE TOO!
This is sooooo going on Fang's blog.
Hey! I have a blog too!
I know. I just said that.
Ooooooohhhh. MAX! WHERE'S MY SPARKLY SPARKLE!?
AHH! It's like dealing with three year olds!
I may have to ask Carlisle to get me some of this Valium stuff.
Why would you need that?
Ummmm... (whispers to Max) Would that stuff work on werewolves?
I'M A PONY!
Oh Yeah? WELL, I'M A UNICORN!
That's cheating! Unicorns don't exist! They're a myth!
Hey! I could be considered a myth.
*stares at Edward* MAX! EDWARD HAS SPARKLY SPARKLES!
What? *looks at skin* Oh, crap.
I SAW IT FIRST!
*they both jump on Edward*
Agh! Get them off!
Nevermind that! This is going on Fang's blog!

The End!

I hope you enjoyed it! This was fun to write! I love doing these! I hope you liked it. Props to CJ and Nikki for the Valium idea.

~FeatherWriter

P.S. Here's a hint for what's in store for convo #13: The Flock v. Mike Newton.