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P.S. more good stuff commin' your wayy!

It's finally decided

Have you ever noticed how there isn't a couple name for Edward and Bella? You know, like "Faxness", "Zutara", "Harmony", and "Katang"? Well last night, while completely high on caffiene, (you know you get the best ideas when you're hyped on pounds of sugar, too) I finally came up with one. Dah-DaDah: Edwella! So there you have it. The official(not) name of the Edward/Bella relationship.
I'll post some real stuff soon.

PS: If "Edwella" catches on, you can know that it started here. ;)

2 New ones for ya

These are short ones that we did on Monday. I posted these during English. Yay laptops and weak school filters! Enjoy : )

Hey! Alice, did you get the stuff?
What stuff?
Cook- nothing...
Um... cook-ing utensils? Yeah, Alice brought me a whisk.
What's a whisk?
*smacks*
A whisk is a light stirring utensil used for stirring.
Why would Max need anything that involved cooking? She couldn't cook to save my life, let alone hers.
Um, I'm Max II?
No, you're not. You just want the cookies Alice brought you.
Alice, why are you torturing me?
Why does Max love cookies more than you?
AHH! When did you get here?
I'm everywhere.
Actually he's been reading your diary.
Shh, mindreaders don't tell each other's secrets.
YOU DID WHAT?! I mean, I don't have a diary, what are you talking about?
Yes you do, I've seen it.
Yeah, and I've read it. Ha!
Angel, I am going to kill you!
(You threaten with death a lot.)
No you aren't.
Crap, I hate it when you do that.
Oh really? Because I think it's hilarious.
Shut up, Figgy. *thinking*: Angel, stop reading my thoughts, and I'll buy Celeste an new dress.
Yay!
Ah, mind bribery. Why are you buying her a dress??
I, er, um, CRAP!!


I know, not very funny. Here's the next one:

*Edward and Max walk in on Fang making out with Lissa*
What are you doing?!
Uh...making out with a hot girl?
Lissa: I'm not a girl?? Jerk! *storms out*
Having girl trouble?
He's about to be in trouble with this girl!
Lissa, wait!
Lissa: Why should I?
I said "hot girl'', not "not girl".
Lissa: Sure. I'm outta here. But after I do this. *kisses Edward* You're cute! Bye! *leaves*
Lissa!
Eeew. That was gross! She is so not a good kisser. Yuck!
How could this day get any worse?
*taps foot* Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pound you right now.
Um... I'll give you cookies?
That's not gonna work this time. *drags Fang by ears*
Ooo, busted!
OwowowowowowowowowowOW!
Haha! Even more girl trouble!! This is too good.
OwowowowowoSHUT UP!owowowowowowowowow
Max and Fang flying ove-
THAT'S MY JOKE! *drags Iggy by his ears*
Well, we know who really leads the Flock.
Edward! What's this I hear about you kissing some red haired b****? *tries to drag Edward. It doesn't work*
Did Bella just cuss? Wow, she is mad.
I'm too strong for that. And she kissed me!
That's what they all say. I'll help you Bella. *they both drag Edward by his ears*
owowowowowowowowHAHA!owow. It's funnier when it happens to him. owowow
owowowShut up!owowAlice is strong!owowow
Darn right!


Please drop a comment! Til' later!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #4

Hey Fang!!!
hey.
Soo what's up?
the celing?
*giggles* Thats funny.
yep.
You don't talk much, do you?
not really, especially when... nevermind.
what?
nevermind.
come on, please?
well it's just... AHH it's stupid, you'll laugh.
no i won't! please?
i just...it's just...it's kinda hard to talk to pretty girls.
*blushes* thanks.
*pantsed fang*
*blushes* IGGY!
yes, fnick?
you are DEAD!
heh heh...gotta fly.
OH MY GOD! are you okay?
why do you care?
WELL! *storms off*
NO! ALICE! WAIT!
*puts hands on hips and stares him down* what?
*flinches* i'm sorry, i was embarrased and i got mad and i just am not really used to being...well, you know...around girls, and it's well...uhh...just...
okay, okay, i get it, i forgive you!
*hug each other*
Alice? Fang? Huh? Whaa?
*laughing* i pantsed "lover-boy" over here, while he was making goo goo eyes and kissey faces at vampire chick. the heat from his cheeks was so bad, i could feel it over here! IT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!
SHUT UP! i was not!
oh Alice, i'm shy cause you're pretty! *girly voice* oh Fang, it's okay, i sill wanna make out with you! *laughing*
Fang? GRR! *storms off*

oops!
MAX?!? aww crap.
did i miss anything?
*cracks up*

Welcome...

Star Girl! For those of you who don't know, this is the friend that wrote these with me. She will be posting here too from now on. I am now officially co-blogging. Cool.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #3

This is the last one that I have right now. We usually do these on Mondays so there should be one soon. Yes we ARE completely obsessed with this. And I am proud of it. So deal.

Here goes:
[as Max]: the truth is, I really am in love with Fang, he's just so...
GAZZYYYYY!!!!
Aww, bird kid love! So sweet!
*punches Edward in the nose*
Haha later...*tries to shuffle away*
Oh no you don't *grabs his collar*
You would think if they DIDN'T love each other, they wouldn't be fighting so hard when people bring it up.
Heh heh *blushes*
Aww. look he's blushing!
NO I'M NOT!!!! That’s an awful lot of talk from a guy who isn’t even in love with someone from his own species!
FANG!
He could change that if he wanted to...
STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!
He's gonna do it soon anyways.
NO I AM NOT!
I'll just have Alice do it then.
You wouldn't dare...
Aww, vampire love. I have so been waiting to use that one.
It doesn't sound quite as good as "bird kid love" though... Grr.
I am in love with Bella, and I am not ashamed of it.
Aww bite me! ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T.
[as Fang]: I’d rather have Max bite me, or maybe kiss me.
How 'bout I KILL you instead?
That wasn't me, that was...
Both: GAZZYYYYYYYYY!
*sings*Max and Fang, flying over trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, now I’ve gotta R-U-N for my L-I-F-E before they KILL ME FOR THIS!
*looking angry* Gazzy, Nudge, Gazzy, Nudge, Grrrr. BOTH! *flies after both of them*
Gazzy and Nudge: CRAP!
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone try to fly in two different directions at one time. *pulls Fang down* I'll take Nudge, you take Gazzy.
Better stay upwind Fang!
Shut up!
Uuuummmm... Here Max, have a cookie.
Okay we're cool now Nudge.
What the f-*is smacked by Alice* What was that for???
One, You should be thanking me, cuz Max would have hit you harder if you'd said it.
Max and Fang: That's true
Two, Angel is listening.
*from other room* No I'm not!
Hey Figgy, if I punched you in the nose, what would you do?
I would probably give Max one of Dr. Martinez's cookies. Oh wait I already did.
What?? Oh wait... MAX COULD YOU COME HERE PLEASE!
cookiecookiecookie-OKAY!-cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
IGGY!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
whatever you say Fnick.
I hate you.
Why? Because the love of your life loves cookies more than you?
Nice one!
I hate you both.
Aww what you gonna do, go cut yourself?
Nice one, back!
Fang's cookie has a girlfriend? I mean, girlfriend's Fang has a cookie? I mean, Cookies love Fang more than his girlfriend? *has a seizure, falls down, and stops moving*
Uuuummmm... what just happened here?
*jumps back up* I'm okay, I just cookies more wanted. I mean, wanted more cookies. Grr, words is hard. Cookies is easy. Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Iggy, you must NEVER give her Dr. Martinez's cookies again!
It's only going to last for 3 more days.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Do I have to wear the hug-yourself jacket again?
Hey Edward, you don't happen to have a gun do you? Cuz if you do, PLEASE SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Silly Fang. I don't need a gun to kill you.
Yes, but I don't want you to hurt me...I mean, pshhh you couldn't hurt me! ha I’d like to see you tr-nevermind.
Wow, that's the most I've ever heard from him in one whole DAY! I mean he’s usually so quiet, he just sits there real quiet, sitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsand-
NUDGE...SHUT UP!
whatdoesshutupmean? Ilikepuppiesbuttotaldoesn'tcountbecausehecantalkiandallanddoy
ourememberthattimewhenangelandiwantedtogetpoptartsbutmaxwouldn't letussowesnuckout
andmaxgotmaduntilyouagvehercookiesand
SHUT UP NUDGE! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Mine too. And I can't even bleed.
*duct tapes her mouth* whew.
Mhhmmmmhmhmhmhhhhmmmmmmhmhmhmhmmmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmhhhhmmmhmhmhmmmhmhmmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off a cliff*
*forgets Fang has wings* I'LL SAVE YOU FANG! *jumps off after him*
*flying* GET OFF ME! YOU'RE DRAGGING ME DOWN!
Oh, okay. *let go and falls down about 200 ft.*
Aaaahhhh! What are you doing?! *dives but misses and Edward hits the ground*
*pretends to be dead*
Why?! Why did it have to end this way?!?!
Boo.
Aaaahhhhh! *jumps about 50 ft in the air*
Haha. Like a little fall could hurt me.
Why I oughta...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! EDWARD'S DEAD?? I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING STUPID! LIKE JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
*grabs Bella* I'm alive. Settle down.
Don't ever do that again! If you die again I'll kill you!
Cuz that makes a TON of sense.
Fang! Max found your cookie stash that you were going to bribe her with. And Nudge found Iggy's RedBull!
What the... Wait. Iggy has RedBull and he didn't tell me?
Is that really all you care about? Look at-
*running around in circles* iLLLOOOOOOOVEredbullitisamazing!iwannadrinkitallldaylong!
Aww sh-
Don't you dare.
Fine, crap...happy now?
*drooling* cookiecookiecookiecookie! Hooray for cookies!
Hooray for RedBull!
*both faint*
*from behind them* Hooray for tranquilizer darts.
I would kiss you except I’m not gay.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Are they gonna be like that for long?
Fang and Edward: Who? Like what?
*gestures to Max and Nudge still unconscious*
Oh...yeah probably, why?
I guess I wonder if it's good for them.
Well, I did use elephant tranquilizer...
IGGY! MAX IS NOT AN ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coulda' fooled me

THE END :D
Yes, just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider. I'll get some more posted soon.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #2

This is the second one. This one wasn’t done on paper, it was done through MySpace, so it took longer. It might be funny. It might not.

Here we go:
Edwina, sup?
Stop calling me that!
I could soooo go off on you now, but Max put me in emo class and they’re watching what I say.
Haha. Bird boy needs therapy!
You’re soooo lucky they are keeping track of what I say and do.
*pushes Edward out of the way* So Fang, do your emo friends know about your “things”?
you mean my wings??? no. and they aren't my friends... they are a bunch of freaks. They are just people that go to the same thingy that Max is forcing me to go to even though I’m NOT a gay depressed person who cuts myself!
I know Fang. You’re not gay. Just emo
I’M NOT A CUTTER!
You know I only did it cuz Ig said he'd give me cookies if I enrolled you.
Nice one! *high fives*
I'll give you double his amount for unenrolling me. Oh and by the way, why aren’t you in a cookie trance.
Oh, some eraser gave me a cookie vaccine when we were at the school last time.
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh oookkkaayyyyy? You're a freak.

On a stick haha.
*smacks Fang* You aren't mad that she took something from AN ERASER????
She can handle it.
*faints*
hold on, Ig. *goes up to Max*

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!? You could have died!and that would have sucked.
Aww bird kid love
*Max and Fang punch him*
Edward! Are you okay?!
*is fine* Like they could hurt me. They're just human. (even though that did hurt. They're stronger than I thought)
It hurts dude, trust me. Sooooooooo lets change the subject. Let’s talk about how hot I am. :DD
*smacks him* you can only talk that way when you give me cookies.
Speaking of that, he's got some in his pocket right now.
and I’ll hold him down so you can get them.
I HAVE WHAT, WHERE?!?aw crap.
*pounces*
AAAAAHHHHH. Get off me! no wait... you don't have to. ;)
*smacks*
*takes cookies* Thank you very much.
*kisses Alice*
HEY GET OFF MY SISTER YOU GAY EMO FREAK! She doesn’t like girls anyway, sorry.
Yeah Fang, don't be a gay-emo-cutter-muffin.
I AM NOT A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!
Fine then, you’re a gay-emo-cutter-cookie.
What's a gay-emo-cutter-muffin/cookie??
You honestly don't want to know.
Yes I do. *reads mind*
*thinking*: if you are reading my thoughts I am sooooo going to punch you
But how did you...
*punches*
Wow, I walked right into that one.
Hahaha… you’re an idiot
*max and alice burst through the ceiling*
That was sooooo cool.
Yeah.
Where'd ya go this time?
I showed Max how fun it is to run fast…
…and I showed Alice how fun it is to fly fast.
we can't decide who's faster...
oh well that’s great. I was just about to beat the (insert cussword of your choice here) out of your brother
Like you were going to hurt me. I could beat you with one hand tied behind my back.
Yeah whatever
Wanna see??
I wish I could
Yeah, cuz you're sooooo disabled!
*sarcastically* oh you wouldn’t know.Everyday I have to wake up without seeing the sun...with out seeing the rainbows after storms…it hurts me deeply inside. *fake sobs*

*slaps him on the back of the head* pansy.
You know when you're in Antarctica... (Censored because it spoils the entire fifth book)
Wow Alice, that’s... interesting.
Maaaaaxxxxxx. Fang is thinking the not good words again! And this really pale guy is thinking that I can't read minds but he can tell I can because he's reading my mind while I'm reading his.
I think some of that nonsense was about me, but I'm not sure. Every time I try to read her mind, I just get my own thoughts thrown back at me.
THAT’S BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!*sings*…and I am faster than yooouuu!
*pounces on Angel*
*smiles well, angelically* You will get off me now.
*gets off* What the...
Yeah let’s see YOU do that, vampire-person-thingy!
HAHAHA *hugs Angel and kisses her on the cheek* nice one, cutie!
hehe thanks.
Eww. Fang, I didn't know you had a crush on that thing, I thought you loved Max...hmm.
*turns beet red* SHUT UP, I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Red clashes with black you know...
SHUT UP!
I am not a thing!!
*crashes through the ceiling* Hello dipsticks.
Yo, werewolf! You just crossed the line. Prepare to die. (and why are you only half changed??)
Werewolf?? That's an Eraser.
I don't care what kind of sucky job he has fixing other people's mistakes, he crossed the line!
Calm down, it's just Ari, he can't hurt anyone.
hey! I'll kill you! Now, I think I'll start with you. *points to Edward* The one who's allergic to sunlight.
You talking to me, werewolf?
I'M AN ERASER! Who believes in werewolves anyway?
*smiles* The same people who believe in vampires...
Edward is stronger than ME; he could definitely take YOU out, Ari!

Oh yeah, wel- AHHHHHHHHHHH... *is flung back by Alice*
I hope that werewolf wasn't your friend. Cuz he was getting on my nerves.
But...I...And... Yeah, that's okay with me.
So how’s about we blow this popsicle stand, Eddy? Talk Talk about stuff?

*turns red* uhhhhh...
Did Edward just blush?? I didn't even know that this was possible.

Faaaannnnggggg...
Eddddwwwaaaarrrrddddd...
I am soooo going to pull those oversized hummingbird wings off your back.
Oh yeah, we were talking about...Hamburgers? Yeah Hamburgers.
Cuz food is a topic Edward would be interested in. Right.
Dude, you are going to let some chick tell you what to do?

You don't see Max telling ME what to do, do you?
Fang, get your butt over here!
When I feel like it!
You had better start feeling like it right now!
Yes Max.
Sure she doesn't...
HEY EVERYONE...LOOK!

Nice
Max and Fang: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT??!!!NUDGE!!!!!

*starts to run after her, but is caught by Edward*
Just because you're an embarrassed little weenie, doesn't mean that you need to kill the one who doesn't know how to shut up.
Well if he doesn't, I WILL!
Aww crap.
*meanwhile, Fang and Edward sneak out*

One hour later:
So Nudge, *peels Nudge off the wall* where do you think Fang went?
All I have to say is, OOOOWWWW!
Yeah, I haven't seen Edward in a while either... All I can see is that he's planning on coming home.
IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE HURT BIRD KID HERE?!?
Max and Alice: No.

Meanwhile:
Whew! It’s great to get away from that PMS!
I know. The only girl I can stand to be around for any length of time is Bella, and she just left for the weekend. TWO DAYS OF NOTHING BUT ALICE AND ROSALIE WILL KILL ME!!!
AT LEAST YOU HAVE SANE GIRLS TO HANG WITH All I have is Max…
*blushes a bit* but she isn't THAT bad...
Ooooohhh. I'm gonna tell Bella you're cheating on her. And Max is gonna flip!
Like you could get away from me.
Oh yeah? Well... *starts running, but Edward gets in front of him* stupid vampire... *Starts running in a different direction, but Edward gets in front of him again*
You know I could do this all day. Actually I could do this for all of eternity.
YOUCAN'TKEEPMEHEREFOREVER!THESCHOOLCOULDN'TDOITANDTHEYCREATED

MEANDTHEREISSOMEWAYOUTOFTHISAND...wow I sound like Nudge.
Yes you do. Now are you going to be a good captive, or am I going to have to hurt you?
Oh, I won't be here much longer.
There isn't anywhere you can go that I can't.
*unfurls wings and smiles* See you at home
FANG!

THE END : )

Yes I know it was stupider than the last one. But I hope you enjoyed it. Lol.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #1

One off my friends and I got reeeeaaaallly bored and decided to make a conversation between The Cullens (and Bella) and the Flock from Maximum Ride. Yes it’s kinda funny. Yes we were really bored. Read at your own risk.


Here we go:
Hello
Hey hot stuff
Uuummmm, this is Fang
I know
Thanks??
Aww… Sorry Nudge. He didn’t roll over and die when I called him hot
I hate you
I know. I love you too
Grrrr
Crap, Nudge. It’s still not working
Aww… You two make an EXTREMELY cute couple
Yeah, well, shut up, or I’ll take Bella to The School and have Jeb put some wings on her
Yeah, but then I’d bite your boyfriend, your blind boyfriend, your young boyfriend, your talkative friend, and your little friend.
Stupid mind reader. Uuummm… I’ll give Alice caffeine!
I’ll give Nudge a RedBull!
I’ll give her seven.
Big ones!
STOP IT! *grabs Nudge* Nudge, let me tell you a story about RedBull. It’s an illegal drug. It will turn you green and it is NOT caffeinated, no matter what Fang or Edward says.
Wow. Nudge on RedBull. I’d like to see that.
Sorry to break it to ya Ig, but you’re blind.
So?
Are you deaf too? Cuz if you’re not I can fix that…
Bite me
I will!
Figgy, you’re a FREAK… How are you even reading this??
Maybe I can read the indentions on the paper?
Edward, are you talking to the Flock? Say hi to Fang. He’s hot!
Max and Fang: No (I’m) (he’s) Not!
YES I AM! SHUT UP MAX! SHE CAN THINK WHAT EVER SHE WANTS!
You wish. But didn’t you just say…? GAZZY!
I think Fnick is Foiiinnnneee. Haha… no.
I think Figgy is a *******!
I think you’re all stupid.
I think you’re stupid Ed. (Hi Max!) * waves*
Shut up Alice! You aren’t old enough to be in this conversation.
I’m 18, you’re 17.
I’ve been 17 longer than you’ve been 18.
*Sings* I will always be ol-der; I will always be ol-der!
Shut up.
Stop fighting. Geez, go eat rats or something!
Eeeeew! Fang!
Actually, rats are pretty good. Kinda small though.
Yeah, kinda
Well, you cook them first. Yuck!
Pfft! Cooking, what a waste of time.
I ain’t no leech. I don’t suck blood.
(You sound like a werewolf)
Hey Fang, is there a hot girl in the room??
*whispers* Yeah, Ed’s sis.
*hears anyway* Grrrr.
Edward, calm down. You have to admit, Alice is cute. (Let’s just hope they don’t see Rosalie)
THERE’S A HOTTER CHICK?? IGGY, HER NAME IS ROSALIE!
Did someone call me??
No, Rosalie. Stay upstairs. No need to come down. *to Fang and Iggy* She’s married you idiots!
DANG IT!
Fang, I thought you liked Bella, but in your head you are saying how much you love Max. I’m confused. Which is it??
*blushes*
Wow. You got as red as Bella there
No he did not! *blushes redder*
You’re doing it now.
*Tries to walk away slowly, but bumps into Max*
Going somewhere, red cheeks?
Where have you been?!
Nowhere… *shoves the rest of a cookie into her mouth* I didn’t go to Ella’s house if that’s what you’re thinking.
I won’t tell if you don’t tell about my blush… Please?
Stop blushing. You look as tasty as Bella. And I'm not in love with you so I have no excuse.
*whispers* Max… help me? I’ll buy you cookies…
Coooooookkkkkiiiiieeeeeesssssss. *drools*
Yeah Fnick, that was smart. Now she’s gonna be stuck like that.
SHUT UP! I’m leaving.
Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Is she always like that?
Only when it comes to cookies.
Bye! *as red as possible*
*Gazzy farts*
That wasn’t a cookie! Oooooohhh… cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Great. Not again! *smacks head*
*imitating Fang* Gosh she’s hot when she goes into those trances. I’ll give you a cookie if you make out with me!
Eeeeew, Fang! I wouldn’t kiss you for all the cookies in the… Oooooohhh…Thats a lot of cookies…
*smacks Gazzy for making Max all cookie-happy again*
Whoa. Fang. Didn’t know it was like that.
GAZZY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Oh crap.
See Fang. Killing is fun.
Eeddwaaaarrrrddd…
Max, I just bought you $110 worth of cookies.
$110? That’s like four cookies right?
No… wait! Is that how much you usually spend on cookies??
Noooooooo… *grabs cookies and runs*
MAXXXXX!
Oh, right… sorry. *kisses Fang* *runs away faster*
*turns redder than a cherry*
*cracks up*
Fang, your blush is so hot I can feel it from here.
*sings*Max and Fang flying over trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! I’ve got to R-U-N for my L-I-F-E BEFORE THEY KILL ME FOR THIS!
Fang, after we kill Nudge, can I have some more cookies?
You ate them already??!!
Uuummm… No? *runs again*
You go little brown girl! Nudge? Is that a name??
Yes it is. Why are you so pale??
Uuummm… No reason.
Nice going. Letting more people know.
*red once again* *starts flying*
*catches him by the ankle* Going somewhere cherry boy?
How the ****** did you jump so high??
Uuummm… Vampire much?
Do us all a favor and just stop talking.
Why don’t you do us a favor and just stop breathing?
Why don’t you?
Okay. :)
Edward… that’s not exactly fair.
Awesome hair.
Nice hair, eyes, clothes, and wings. Emo.
Why are you looking into my eyes…? And I was talking to Alice, stupid. Why are you such a girl?
Shut up!
So you admit it! *cracks up*
Grrrrrrrr… I’m so gonna… ooohhh pretty colors.
Uumm, is he on Valium??
No, I think Jasper just laid it on a bit too thick.


THE END : )

Yes I know it was stupid. But I hope you enjoyed it. Lol.

Well, here goes...

This is the first post. Wow. If you're here to see this, you're probably one of my friends that I told about this. Maybe not. I will be posting actual stuff soon.

Check back.