Cullen/Flock Conversation #7

Okay, it's finally done. Enjoy!

So Fang, I've been reading your story. I'm pretty sure that Chapter 19 in the third book is my favorite chapter so far...
Which one is... Aww-
Don't say it.
I was gonna say crap.
No you weren't.
How would you know? Oh yeah. Nevermind.
: )
So, which one's chapter 19?
*reads* "He shifted on the hard ground a half dozen flashes of memory cycling through his brain. Max looking at him and laughing. Max leaping off a cliff, snapping out her wings, flying off, so incredibly powerful and graceful that it took his breath away."
STOP READING THAT!!
Yeah, I let him narrate like one chapter, and he puts that in.
I never said that! It was all that Patterson guy!
Suuuurrrreeee.
Hey, 'sup my homies?
Alice and Edward: AHHH!
Oh jeez. Don't ever talk like that again, Total.
I knew he thought like a human, but I didn't know he talked!
Shoulda' seen that one coming.
Oh, great. The dog's back again. I thought we...
*walks in*
gave him... uh, cookies?
Yeah, dog cookies.
You might not want to think that with Angel around.
Think what?
Nothing...
Why are you thinking "We are totally not hiding anything"?
No reason, Angel. We're just not hiding anything. That's all.
Yeah right. Be lucky I'm not the kind of dog who holds grudges. Hi Angel!
Wow, did that dog just talk? Don't see that much.
Yeah we never see talking dogs, dog.
Grr.
How do you keep getting into our house?
He's sneaking in to see Bella.
I wish it was your power that didn't work on me instead of hers.
I don't.
Shut up before I wipe that smile off your face!
I'd love to see you try. But what would Sam think?
Shut up.
You two are funnier than Max in the morning.
Ahem.
Beautiful, I mean. More beautiful.
That made a whole lot of sense.
Oooh. Fang's gonna get his butt kicked.
Oooh. Total's gonna be eating out of a dog dish tonight.
What's up Flock? Ready to get your butts kicked again?
HAHAHAHA! Again? That butt-ugly werewolf beat you up? That's the funniest thing I ever heard!
I'm not a werewolf! Why does everyone call me that here?
Hey, pup. How about we go into the backyard and I'll show you a real wolf. Haha.
He still hasn't figured it out? Wow he is slow.
*as Ari*: I'm just a dumb Eraser. They made my brain reaaaalllly small so I wouldn't have to carry it around while I run. I'm sooo glad I don't have that problem. It would be so heavy...
Hey! Stop that!
Need me to take him out?
No way, I haven't had a decent fight in weeks!
Ari's our turf! We beat him up!
I'm right here you know!
*whispers* Wanna help me take him down?
Sure!
Can I help, Max?
And me too! I love beating up Erasers. It's so much fun to hurt them. Especially Ari. Cuz he's been so mean and he almost killed Fang.
I liked that part of the books too. You know, what happened after...
Does that girl ever shut up?
No. Be quiet Edward. I wasn't even concious.
Yes you were.
So, about this fight...
I'M RIGHT HERE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!
I'd offer to help, but I'd just get in the way.
I can fight for you Bella.
No you can't. This is a girls only fight.
I'm not getting beat up by a bunch of girls.
Oh, yes you are!
Actually he is...
Well, can I fight on his side? Fighting vampires is a lot more fun than fake werewolves.
I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me.
AAAAHHH! NO! NO FIGHTING!
Awesome. Now we can finally see who'd win.
I don't need help! I can fight the flock on my own!
Alice! Don't let them do this.
I don't think they're going to hurt each other. It'll just be like sparring or something.
CARLISLE!
No maiming you guys.
Can I fight too?
That's it. I'm outta here. You guys are nuts.
Oh no you don't! We've got some business to attend to.
No way! I'd rather die!
That can be arranged...
Fine. If you won't let me go...*shoves a cookie in Max's mouth and sticks a patch on Nudge's arm*
IT'S LIKE THE GREATEST COOKIE EVER!! It's so warm and soft, and there's just enough chocolate chips. And-
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I feel like I could fly to the moon!! I think I will!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Caffiene patch and a genetically inhanced cookie. The whitecoats don't just mess with humans anymore.
WHEN WILL IT WEAR OFF?! And since when do cookies have genes?
Eh, a few days. Bye now! *breaks free and flies off*
Dang it Ari!
Tough luck.
So is the fight off then?
IT'S LIKE A MILLION REDBULLS!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'll take that as a yes.
cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Who gave Max cookies?
Ari.
And I missed it?! Dang it. Next time make sure he stays...
Now that is an evil grin...

THE END!

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