Cullen/Flock Conversation #6

Hmmm. I'm bored.
Yeah, Edward and Max have been gone for a while...
I've always wanted to try something.
What?
*kisses*
*walks in*
*lets go* wow. that was awesome.
Grrrrrrrr.
Are you done?
yeaahh.
*punches*
Ow! DANG IT!!
My hand didn't break! Yay!
Do you want me to hurt him harder?
*falls off the ceiling* So, Fang can kiss you, but I can't??
I punched him too.
Max and Fang: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?! WERE YOU SPYING?!? IF YOU CAN GET IN HERE SO CAN THE WHITECOATS!!!
I would see whitecoats if they came.
You didn't see him!!
Don't remind me.
Wow...you guys are weird
So you would consiter a blind 14 year old that assembles bombs as a hobby normal?
Yes.
You make bombs? That's cool. I build motorcylces.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! THIS IS JUST A PHASE!!
You keep telling yourself that, Max. And Jacob, Five Iggy Radness Points to you for building motorcycles.
Iggy's Fangirls: NOOOO JACOB! WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR THOSE POINTS!
Man, it's a good thing the school uses Erasers to track us instead of fangirls. We would be sooo toast, if they used fangirls.
Especially if they used you and Max's.
SHUT UP!
Fangirls: AAAHHH! IT'S EDWARD!! EDWARD, COME OUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE BELLA AGAIN!
Lone Jacob fan: AND JACOB TOO! *is killed by Edward supporters*
Dang it! I hate it when they kidnap Bella. OKAY I'M COMING TO GET HER!
*fangirls faint*
Works every time.
*flirting with one of Iggy's fans* Hey whats up babe?
Fan #1: OMG, your FANG! you are soooo hot!
Fan #2: yeah, but Jenn, he has a girlfriend, sorry hun.
No I don't. why do you say that?
Fan #2: but i thought you and-
If you say Max, Lissa, or Brigid, I will hit you so hard, a few ribs will crack.
and thats supposed to hurt?
to humans.
True.
Jenn: soooo... you're single?
Yep.
Jenn: not for long...come with me.
Going somewhere?
Umm no?
Jenn: IT'S MAX! YAY!
I will give you an autograph if you leave.
Jenn: Okay, but Fang and I were about to go on a date...
YOU WHAT?!
Jenn: Well, I figured that it would be okay, since you're not involved or anything, but if you are...
Max and Fang: NO WE'RE NOT!!
Jenn: Well, okay. Defensive much. Fine. Bye.
Max! What was that for?
I...um...thought she might be an Eraser.
Yeah, cuz she really looked like an Eraser.
Your faxness is showing.
Fangirls: FAXNESS!!!
THE END! :))
Wow, two posts in one day. We're getting good at this. lol.


Author's note: About that Jacob fan who got killed, sorry. If you're a Jacob fan, I don't have anything against you. I'm just a die hard Edwella(used it!) person.