Cullen/Flock Conversation #3

This is the last one that I have right now. We usually do these on Mondays so there should be one soon. Yes we ARE completely obsessed with this. And I am proud of it. So deal.

Here goes:
[as Max]: the truth is, I really am in love with Fang, he's just so...
GAZZYYYYY!!!!
Aww, bird kid love! So sweet!
*punches Edward in the nose*
Haha later...*tries to shuffle away*
Oh no you don't *grabs his collar*
You would think if they DIDN'T love each other, they wouldn't be fighting so hard when people bring it up.
Heh heh *blushes*
Aww. look he's blushing!
NO I'M NOT!!!! That’s an awful lot of talk from a guy who isn’t even in love with someone from his own species!
FANG!
He could change that if he wanted to...
STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!
He's gonna do it soon anyways.
NO I AM NOT!
I'll just have Alice do it then.
You wouldn't dare...
Aww, vampire love. I have so been waiting to use that one.
It doesn't sound quite as good as "bird kid love" though... Grr.
I am in love with Bella, and I am not ashamed of it.
Aww bite me! ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T.
[as Fang]: I’d rather have Max bite me, or maybe kiss me.
How 'bout I KILL you instead?
That wasn't me, that was...
Both: GAZZYYYYYYYYY!
*sings*Max and Fang, flying over trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, now I’ve gotta R-U-N for my L-I-F-E before they KILL ME FOR THIS!
*looking angry* Gazzy, Nudge, Gazzy, Nudge, Grrrr. BOTH! *flies after both of them*
Gazzy and Nudge: CRAP!
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone try to fly in two different directions at one time. *pulls Fang down* I'll take Nudge, you take Gazzy.
Better stay upwind Fang!
Shut up!
Uuuummmm... Here Max, have a cookie.
Okay we're cool now Nudge.
What the f-*is smacked by Alice* What was that for???
One, You should be thanking me, cuz Max would have hit you harder if you'd said it.
Max and Fang: That's true
Two, Angel is listening.
*from other room* No I'm not!
Hey Figgy, if I punched you in the nose, what would you do?
I would probably give Max one of Dr. Martinez's cookies. Oh wait I already did.
What?? Oh wait... MAX COULD YOU COME HERE PLEASE!
cookiecookiecookie-OKAY!-cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
IGGY!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
whatever you say Fnick.
I hate you.
Why? Because the love of your life loves cookies more than you?
Nice one!
I hate you both.
Aww what you gonna do, go cut yourself?
Nice one, back!
Fang's cookie has a girlfriend? I mean, girlfriend's Fang has a cookie? I mean, Cookies love Fang more than his girlfriend? *has a seizure, falls down, and stops moving*
Uuuummmm... what just happened here?
*jumps back up* I'm okay, I just cookies more wanted. I mean, wanted more cookies. Grr, words is hard. Cookies is easy. Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Iggy, you must NEVER give her Dr. Martinez's cookies again!
It's only going to last for 3 more days.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Do I have to wear the hug-yourself jacket again?
Hey Edward, you don't happen to have a gun do you? Cuz if you do, PLEASE SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Silly Fang. I don't need a gun to kill you.
Yes, but I don't want you to hurt me...I mean, pshhh you couldn't hurt me! ha I’d like to see you tr-nevermind.
Wow, that's the most I've ever heard from him in one whole DAY! I mean he’s usually so quiet, he just sits there real quiet, sitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsand-
NUDGE...SHUT UP!
whatdoesshutupmean? Ilikepuppiesbuttotaldoesn'tcountbecausehecantalkiandallanddoy
ourememberthattimewhenangelandiwantedtogetpoptartsbutmaxwouldn't letussowesnuckout
andmaxgotmaduntilyouagvehercookiesand
SHUT UP NUDGE! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Mine too. And I can't even bleed.
*duct tapes her mouth* whew.
Mhhmmmmhmhmhmhhhhmmmmmmhmhmhmhmmmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmhhhhmmmhmhmhmmmhmhmmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off a cliff*
*forgets Fang has wings* I'LL SAVE YOU FANG! *jumps off after him*
*flying* GET OFF ME! YOU'RE DRAGGING ME DOWN!
Oh, okay. *let go and falls down about 200 ft.*
Aaaahhhh! What are you doing?! *dives but misses and Edward hits the ground*
*pretends to be dead*
Why?! Why did it have to end this way?!?!
Boo.
Aaaahhhhh! *jumps about 50 ft in the air*
Haha. Like a little fall could hurt me.
Why I oughta...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! EDWARD'S DEAD?? I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING STUPID! LIKE JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
*grabs Bella* I'm alive. Settle down.
Don't ever do that again! If you die again I'll kill you!
Cuz that makes a TON of sense.
Fang! Max found your cookie stash that you were going to bribe her with. And Nudge found Iggy's RedBull!
What the... Wait. Iggy has RedBull and he didn't tell me?
Is that really all you care about? Look at-
*running around in circles* iLLLOOOOOOOVEredbullitisamazing!iwannadrinkitallldaylong!
Aww sh-
Don't you dare.
Fine, crap...happy now?
*drooling* cookiecookiecookiecookie! Hooray for cookies!
Hooray for RedBull!
*both faint*
*from behind them* Hooray for tranquilizer darts.
I would kiss you except I’m not gay.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Are they gonna be like that for long?
Fang and Edward: Who? Like what?
*gestures to Max and Nudge still unconscious*
Oh...yeah probably, why?
I guess I wonder if it's good for them.
Well, I did use elephant tranquilizer...
IGGY! MAX IS NOT AN ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coulda' fooled me

THE END :D
Yes, just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider. I'll get some more posted soon.