Cullen/Flock Conversation #1

One off my friends and I got reeeeaaaallly bored and decided to make a conversation between The Cullens (and Bella) and the Flock from Maximum Ride. Yes it’s kinda funny. Yes we were really bored. Read at your own risk.


Here we go:
Hello
Hey hot stuff
Uuummmm, this is Fang
I know
Thanks??
Aww… Sorry Nudge. He didn’t roll over and die when I called him hot
I hate you
I know. I love you too
Grrrr
Crap, Nudge. It’s still not working
Aww… You two make an EXTREMELY cute couple
Yeah, well, shut up, or I’ll take Bella to The School and have Jeb put some wings on her
Yeah, but then I’d bite your boyfriend, your blind boyfriend, your young boyfriend, your talkative friend, and your little friend.
Stupid mind reader. Uuummm… I’ll give Alice caffeine!
I’ll give Nudge a RedBull!
I’ll give her seven.
Big ones!
STOP IT! *grabs Nudge* Nudge, let me tell you a story about RedBull. It’s an illegal drug. It will turn you green and it is NOT caffeinated, no matter what Fang or Edward says.
Wow. Nudge on RedBull. I’d like to see that.
Sorry to break it to ya Ig, but you’re blind.
So?
Are you deaf too? Cuz if you’re not I can fix that…
Bite me
I will!
Figgy, you’re a FREAK… How are you even reading this??
Maybe I can read the indentions on the paper?
Edward, are you talking to the Flock? Say hi to Fang. He’s hot!
Max and Fang: No (I’m) (he’s) Not!
YES I AM! SHUT UP MAX! SHE CAN THINK WHAT EVER SHE WANTS!
You wish. But didn’t you just say…? GAZZY!
I think Fnick is Foiiinnnneee. Haha… no.
I think Figgy is a *******!
I think you’re all stupid.
I think you’re stupid Ed. (Hi Max!) * waves*
Shut up Alice! You aren’t old enough to be in this conversation.
I’m 18, you’re 17.
I’ve been 17 longer than you’ve been 18.
*Sings* I will always be ol-der; I will always be ol-der!
Shut up.
Stop fighting. Geez, go eat rats or something!
Eeeeew! Fang!
Actually, rats are pretty good. Kinda small though.
Yeah, kinda
Well, you cook them first. Yuck!
Pfft! Cooking, what a waste of time.
I ain’t no leech. I don’t suck blood.
(You sound like a werewolf)
Hey Fang, is there a hot girl in the room??
*whispers* Yeah, Ed’s sis.
*hears anyway* Grrrr.
Edward, calm down. You have to admit, Alice is cute. (Let’s just hope they don’t see Rosalie)
THERE’S A HOTTER CHICK?? IGGY, HER NAME IS ROSALIE!
Did someone call me??
No, Rosalie. Stay upstairs. No need to come down. *to Fang and Iggy* She’s married you idiots!
DANG IT!
Fang, I thought you liked Bella, but in your head you are saying how much you love Max. I’m confused. Which is it??
*blushes*
Wow. You got as red as Bella there
No he did not! *blushes redder*
You’re doing it now.
*Tries to walk away slowly, but bumps into Max*
Going somewhere, red cheeks?
Where have you been?!
Nowhere… *shoves the rest of a cookie into her mouth* I didn’t go to Ella’s house if that’s what you’re thinking.
I won’t tell if you don’t tell about my blush… Please?
Stop blushing. You look as tasty as Bella. And I'm not in love with you so I have no excuse.
*whispers* Max… help me? I’ll buy you cookies…
Coooooookkkkkiiiiieeeeeesssssss. *drools*
Yeah Fnick, that was smart. Now she’s gonna be stuck like that.
SHUT UP! I’m leaving.
Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Is she always like that?
Only when it comes to cookies.
Bye! *as red as possible*
*Gazzy farts*
That wasn’t a cookie! Oooooohhh… cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Great. Not again! *smacks head*
*imitating Fang* Gosh she’s hot when she goes into those trances. I’ll give you a cookie if you make out with me!
Eeeeew, Fang! I wouldn’t kiss you for all the cookies in the… Oooooohhh…Thats a lot of cookies…
*smacks Gazzy for making Max all cookie-happy again*
Whoa. Fang. Didn’t know it was like that.
GAZZY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Oh crap.
See Fang. Killing is fun.
Eeddwaaaarrrrddd…
Max, I just bought you $110 worth of cookies.
$110? That’s like four cookies right?
No… wait! Is that how much you usually spend on cookies??
Noooooooo… *grabs cookies and runs*
MAXXXXX!
Oh, right… sorry. *kisses Fang* *runs away faster*
*turns redder than a cherry*
*cracks up*
Fang, your blush is so hot I can feel it from here.
*sings*Max and Fang flying over trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! I’ve got to R-U-N for my L-I-F-E BEFORE THEY KILL ME FOR THIS!
Fang, after we kill Nudge, can I have some more cookies?
You ate them already??!!
Uuummm… No? *runs again*
You go little brown girl! Nudge? Is that a name??
Yes it is. Why are you so pale??
Uuummm… No reason.
Nice going. Letting more people know.
*red once again* *starts flying*
*catches him by the ankle* Going somewhere cherry boy?
How the ****** did you jump so high??
Uuummm… Vampire much?
Do us all a favor and just stop talking.
Why don’t you do us a favor and just stop breathing?
Why don’t you?
Okay. :)
Edward… that’s not exactly fair.
Awesome hair.
Nice hair, eyes, clothes, and wings. Emo.
Why are you looking into my eyes…? And I was talking to Alice, stupid. Why are you such a girl?
Shut up!
So you admit it! *cracks up*
Grrrrrrrr… I’m so gonna… ooohhh pretty colors.
Uumm, is he on Valium??
No, I think Jasper just laid it on a bit too thick.


THE END : )

Yes I know it was stupid. But I hope you enjoyed it. Lol.