Can it be...? Yes It's Cullen/Flock Conversation #19

Wow after an incredibly long hiatus (Star just asked what "hiatus" was. Onward do dictionary.com! She did pronouce it correctly, though.), we're back! Hopefully for a while, but I have marching band and that pretty much sucks up all of my pathetic excuse for a social life, so who knows. We'll try. Hope you enjoy it, And if you're still reading our blog, you are the best fan eevvvveeerr.


Whoa... Its been a loooooooooooooooooooong time since we posted... sorry!
Well you know, it's not our fault Fang came down with explosive diahrrea and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Wait, what?!
It was almost Gazzy-like.
I DID NOT!!! Will you two stop lying to the readers!?
The dark one has a voice?? I didn't know he could talk, let alone yell....
GET OUT OF HERE NOW, MUTT!! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!
I do, Edward, so don't be mean.
Bella, this does not concern you, this is between me and the walking flea magnet.
EDWARD!
WILL YOU STOP FIGHTING??!! Five minutes into the first convo in months and you're all fighting! Cut it out!
What should we talk about, then?
SHOES?!
Okay... I'm so gone.
NO FANG! Don't leave me!
*giggles*
JASPER! Stop that!
Huh? I just loooovvveee my Fang... He's my snugglemuffin.... No! My snugglecookie!
Oh god..... uhm.... wow......
That's not what he's thinking.
Oh really? What's he thinking? TELLLLL MEEEEE!
Nothing. I am thinking of nothing.
Well, that's no different that usual...
*throws vampire-power sheild of love over Max* Alright this has gone on long enough. Jasper, you were never this bad before they showed up.
I don't know Bella. I like the new Jasper.
You'd better shut up before Alice kills you. She's been trying to separate Jaz and Iggy for weeks now.
What? No she hasn't!
ROSE! Ix-nay on the split-up lans-pay. He's not supposed to find out until tonight...
Is this that extended shopping trip in Milan you've been thinking about for like five weeks?
Awesome! Overseas shopping. I bet I can find some explosive stuff.
Actually she's locking you up in her closet until they get back...
Hey! It's big enough that he won't feel claustrophobic...
Were you planning on feeding him, Alice?
To the wolves...
We don't want him!
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!????
Well, someone has to eat all your food. It's not like you're going to...
HEY THAT'S MY FOOD!! I BOUGHT IT FOR THE FLOCK!!! FANG EVEN MADE ME GET A FREAKIN' JOB TO PAY FOR IT!!
Max, we have money for you...
Shhh! It's funny to watch her work at the supermarket...
Oh really Fang? Funny? Thats not what you really think, is it? You just like the way she looks in the uniform, don't you?
HAHAHAHA no.
I read minds, genius.
Uh, oh...
Maximum RideAGE in-
Three-
Two-
Wait, what?
ONE!
*goes on an insanely long and LOUD rant to Edward, Jacob, and Fang about eating other people's property, giving Fang ideas, objectifying women, sexist pigs, and I think there was a mention of cookies.* --Censored-- ^_^
I'm just going to stop you right there, and say REALLY FEATHER?! A FREAKING SMILEY?! I worry about you sometimes, child.
I am no child. Children cannot have tasers, thus I am not a child.
Oh good lord...
BACK TO THE STORY! *tases story back to life!*
OW! Who gave her that thing again!? And you couldn't you have just asked us nicely to start again, Feather?
That's no fun! *tases again for silly questions*
STOP IT! Fang, could you please begin again before she finds another excuse to tase you?
Only for you Star. Thank you for asking nicely.
*giggles girlishly*
I pity you for having to put up with THAT your whole life, Fang. *Runs away.*
What, Max, or the Authors?
Both.
HEY!
SOLUTION TIME!!! ELEPHANT TRANQUILIZERS!!!
Good idea! *shoots Iggy*
Wait! That's not what... I... meant...
Oh Nudge, I could kiss you.... but i won't....
Fang and Nudge sitting in a *mmmmmmnnnfffff*
*hits Angel with pillow* IT'S STILL MY JOKE!!! Oh and Fang, that is gross.
Thanks, Nudge. I feel appreciated... Come on, you know what I meant!!!!!
Well, if Nudge=Max, then yes, we all know what you meant.
You do understand how much it KILLS me that I can't kick your butt, right??
Yes, I do. It's hillarious.
Ggrrr... *walks away*
Don't worry Edward, he's just being emo again.
I'M NOT EMO!!!
I know. You're just dramatically melancholy...
DRAMA QUEEN! DRAMA QUEEN! FANG IS A DRAMA QUEEN!!!!!!!
I'm not a girl.
Are you sure?
I hate you all. I'm leaving.
Well, just don't go cry in a corner again!
Or write dark poems about your soul!
Don't worry, I got his guy-liner. **Feather's note: Guy-liner is eye liner for guys**
Umm... That's Alice's...
WHO TOUCHED MY MAKE-UP!!!??? I had it organized by outfit!!
That must've taken a while...
You're just jealous that even though you're the most beautiful, I still end up looking better.
Umm...
Hey Emmett, wanna leave. Like NOW?
Stay and fight you two!
Yeah, really Jasper! Who's side are you on?!
*super-quick calming down/warm fuzzy feelings*
Well now that its safe among the girls, Emmett can come out of hiding.
I WASN'T HIDING!
Has anyone seen Fang? I need to ask him something.
He went somewhere to be emo.
Yeah and cry about his terrible life.
Okay this has gone far enough, you guys need to stop being so mean to my Fa- uhmmmm...... I meant Fang. It's really getting to him.
Your Fang?
I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE!! I'M SO SICK OF THIS! I'M ENDING THE CONVO, NOW!
Wow, Fang. Did you just develop new convo-ending powers?
It'd be better than Bella's power...
Grr... Rosalie...
Well, they obviously don't work very well...
Everyone just shut up... Maybe they'll end it...
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I don't think it's working, Fang...
Figures. Can you keep quiet for more than the two seconds it takes to breathe?
Of course I can! See there was this onetimewhereFangandIwereallaloneinthisroomandwehadtobereallyquietcuzMax
*breath*saidsobutFangwastalkingtomeaboutfollowingmyheartandgoingformydreamsandstuff *breath*butIdidn'tsayanythingforlikeatleastaminutesothere!
I bet you can't stay quiet for an entire minute.
Bet I can!
No gambling, Nudge!
Alright. Starting now.
Okay! ... Wait. DANG IT!
EXCUSE ME?! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
This convo is endless! Feather? Star? Help me out, pppllleeeaaaaaaassssseeee?? Here, let me try it again: CONVO END NOW!!!
Dude. You really fail at that.
Let me try! CONVO END NOW!! Yay it worked!
Cheater...
Shut up, Fang. The convo's over!
No it's not. Feather fails too! Hehehehe(:
*uses nasaly voice that sounds nothing like Star in actuality* Really Star? A freaking smiley? See how annoying that is?
No I didn't. Could you do that again?
Really Sta- Wait. Oh, ha ha. You're so funny. NOT!
I think Feather's funny.
Me too!
ME THREE!
So do I.
ME SEVENTEEN! I WIN!!
I think she's funny... looking. Ha, Feather. Your mind-control won't work on me!
Shut up and grovel if you ever want to have any lines again. Say, "Feather is the most awesome writer ever."
Feather is kinda sorta a good writer.
WHAT WAS THAT!!!???
Fine! Feather's the most awesome writer ever. Happy?
JASPER! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT LYING?!
*sighs* It's annoying and rude.
Someone's whipped!!!!
Am not!
Yes you are!
FINE I'M FREAKIN WHIPPED OKAY?!
You know what we need? MAN TIME!!! <--(click on it)
Oh god not this again...
CONVO END!
Why must you insist on "man time"???
DANG IT!!!!!
Ummm. Just to make Fang mad...
Of. Freaking. Course.
CONVO ENDIFICATION!!! See, Fang? All you need is the right words.
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Actual end. DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA!
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So, how'd you do? Remember all the colors? (we didn't) In case you were wondering, the wonderful ManTime series is done by Sunni-Sideup on DeviantArt.com. Hope you enjoyed our freakishly long convo. But hey, you guys deserve it for waiting so long.

love you forever and ever,
StarGirl and FeatherWriter