Cullen/Flock Conversation #16 (part 2)

After far too long, CULLEN/FLOCK #16 (part 2) ;). Yes, I finally finished it. Enjoy!!

COOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS...
Why does Max sound like Frankenstein and the Cookie Monster together?
Someone *cough* Ella *cough* decided it would be a good idea to tell Max that she brought some of her mom's cookies.
Doctor M. sent cookies? Cool! I want one!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *smacks into Iggy* NO TOUCHING MY COOKIES!!!!!
Max. Now would be a good time to try to control this strange cookie obsession.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!! YOU JUST WANT MY COOKIES!!!! *grabs cookies*
Max, I can't eat.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIES!!!!
She wasn't like that at my house...
She's gotten worse. That, and an eraser stuck her with some random cookie serum back in Convo #2. She's never been the same...
Give me the cookies, Max. It's for your own good.
*hiss* My precious...
Eh, well, Max will be Max I suppose.
*pins Max's arms behind her back*
*takes cookies* Thank you!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Here, have this Oatmeal Rasin cookie instead. *puts in Max's mouth*
*spits out after a second* Yuck. That thing's nasty. Alice, could you release my arms please?
That's weird, but okay. *lets go*
What's weird?
I don't see her acting crazy anymore...
I will never get over how awesome that is...
Was it the oatmeal cookie?
That thing does not deserve to be called a cookie.
That's it? All along, we just had to give her a terrible cookie??
The cure for the confounding cookie craze is aquired?
That's a lot of C's.
But "aquired" has a Q.
Okay, so it has a lot of "kuh"s
Only if you want to get technical. Do we have any food around here?
Oh yeah. I've got a cookie!
What kind?
It's um Iggy's sweatsocks- I mean, chocolate chip...
Dude, its not gonna work. She's cured.
Cured?
She's not crazy about cookies anymore.
Oh, thanks Ella. So anyways. I thi- Wait. Ella?!
Why do you think Max was crazed in the first place?
Ooooohhhhhh... Ella's here... and she brought cookies...
Yeah. But then Fang was mean and gave me an oatmeal cookie.
Oh, Man. I hate when Billy buys those. They're gross.
Would it kill you to use the front door once in a while? You're going to break the upstairs windows one of these days.
But that's no fun. It lacks flair.
Yes, it would be a tragedy to deprive Jacob of his moment to unleash is inner Drama Queen.
I swear leech...
*starts hyperventilating*
Hey, who's this? She smells more human than any of you.
Jacob, Ella. Ella, Jac- *puts hands over ears* Okay, Ella go ahead.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU HAVE TO TURN INTO A WOLF LIKE RIGHT NOW I SO WANT TO SEE IT WHERE'S THE REST OF THE PACK CAN WE GO TO LA PUSH I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN LETS GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Um you guys are harboring fangirls now?
This is Ella. She's my friend, and she apparently is a huge fan of you guys.
*point to each other* DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME GROUP AS THAT!
Oh, "that". Real mature guys.
I think Jacob should have a collar. That would be so cute!
-snerk-
?!?O.o?!?
A leash and muzzle would be nice.
How can you hate Jacob?
Yeah really! I'm awesome.
I mean, seriously! He's fuzzy!
Like I said, Aweso- Wait. Fuzzy??
Yeah, fuzzy.
Out of all my amazing qualities-
-cough-
AHEM! Out of all my amazing qualities, you pick the fact that I'm fuzzy to like me?
Jacob, you're a comic releif character in a romance story that's targeted to mostly teenage girls. I'd play up the fuzzy card.
Comic Releif character??!!!
That's the only reason I like you. Otherwise you're kinda a jerk.
But I'm funny!
Comic releif.
Grrrrr... I hate you all...

Besides being incredibly late, how was it? I hope it was okay, I was kinda sicky when I wrote it, so if there's any delusional randomness (aside from the norm) just smack me with a Stupid Stick. If you don't know what a Stupid Stick is, ask JACOBFAN!, who is now a member of the Cullen/Flock team! Yay! See you guys later!

~Featherwriter

Maybe it's just a myth...

AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH... I am so sick of having no free time to write Cullen/Flock 16. It does exist!! If I don't get this convo out of my system soon, I'm going to lose it! Marching band is sucking up my life; I haven't seen my non-band friends outside of school since it started. I feel so selfish, not being able to update DeviantArt or the blog or anything. I feel soooooo bad saying this, but I'm not sure I'll be able to get Convo 16 typed out before November. Ugh. That seems so far away. But that's when marching season ends and my life regains some balance. You guys are so great and understanding. Hopefully I'll put some songs up. I hate having no free time...

On a happier note, Sunday was my birthday! And as crazy as it was to run errands (getting a guitar!!) in the few precious hours between morning church service and Youth Group in the evening, it was fun. I am now officially... one year older than last year. Um, yeah. Sorry, no numbers. My parents would probably flip if I put my age and birthday on the internet.
Hopefully I'll see you guys soon!

Sorry again!
~Featherwriter

Oh, look! An Update!

...but it isn't Convo 16. Awww. I seriously will get to it people! Just not tonight. I just wanted to give you a heads up that we have a Followers box. If you like this crazed randomness, hit follow! (sorry all you readers who don't have a blogger account, it won't work for you ): )

I will get something up soon!
~Featherwriter

Bella's Song

*loudspeaker* AND FOR YOUR HALFTIME ENTERTAINMENT:

Okay, marching band is rubbing off on me. But seriously, in between parts one and two of Convo 16, I'll give you Bella's song.

Bella's Song is Everytime We Touch By CASCADA
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkBEyeTbAm0

Lyrics: (and explanations)

I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me. (Okay, he doesn't sleep, but he is there.)
I still feel your touch in my dreams. (She's always dreaming about him)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why, (She's weak to him)
Without you it's hard to survive... (Literally and figuratively)

Chorus
'Cuz every time we touch, I get this feeling. (Self-Explanitory)
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly. (Self-Explanitory)
Can't you feel my heart beat fast; I want this to last. (She flips out whenever he kisses her, and he could feel it)
I need you by my side. (Self-Explanitory)
'Cuz every time we touch, I feel the static. (Like the Biology days in Twilight)
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky. (Self-Explanitory)
Can't you feel my heart beat so; (Same as the other one)
I can't let you go. I need you in my life. (We all saw what happened when they weren't in each other's lives)

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky. (He protects her)
They wipe away tears that I cry. (He comforts her)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all. (Self-Explanitory)
You make me rise, when I fall. (And she falls a lot)

Chorus


I hope you liked this one! Cullen/Flock #16 will *please please* be up soon(?). I reaaaaalllllyyyy hope I get some time. I do have the idea, I just have to write it out!

~FeatherWriter

hey guys...

Sorry, I know I haven't been on in FOREVER, but it's hard balancing all this crap. I would be on more often, but someone *cough* feather *cough* ditched me at babysitting. So along with that, I have to figure out how to schedual AWANA, tennis, house work, crappy high school drama, studying, home work, helping my little sister with her homework, and maybe like an hour or two of freetime... which (no offence) i don't want to spend on the computer. Boy oh boy do I miss summer. But i am getting back into the swing of things, so hopefully I will be able to check here more often. I love y'all, and hate not being around..


sorry!!!
stargirl


p.s. It's not like i've never made a convo with out you, feather, so don't make me feel bad!!!!!!!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #16

I seriously don't know where Star has been. I haven't talked to her in like FOREVER. Unfortunately this update schedule is going to be pretty standard from now on. Unless Star steps up the slack of course. (Doubtful. But we still love her!) Like I said, school's started and I have Band every day until 6:30, Friday nights until 12 (football games) and every other Saturday for competitions. Ugh. I feel so bad leaving you guys. You're so devoted. I do still have character songs lined up, (as well as some couples duets) but Convos may be few and far between. *cries* Who knows? Maybe I'll get some help from Jacob Fan and Simer. But anyways, here's the Feather-Only version of a convo.


Is Jacob still in Canada?
Yep. He's still moping in wolf form.
*thinks* I wonder why, Bella!
Do you want me to tell her what you're thinking right now, Fang?
No!
What Fang?
Nothing. Edward's just snooping. Man, Angel has better mind-reading-manners than you! At least she doesn't blurt out every thought I have!
While you're around at least.
WHAT?!
You think reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy embarassing stuff really loud sometimes. But I only tell Nudge.
Which means everyone knows right?
Hey! I can keep a secret!
Which means everyone knows right?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Alright. I can't keep secrets. Especially about Fang.
Thanks. I feel soo appreciated.
Hey guys. I just saw some girl coming today with cookies. How would she find our house? I've never seen her in Forks.
Dang. It's probably an Eraser.
With cookies.
Eraser. No cookies.
But... the cookies! Maybe it's a nice Eraser. Like Jeb was a nice whiteco- ... oh wait. That didn't work.
Bad Max! No cookie for you!
Alright, well if we can't have her cookies, we can still kick her butt right?
Yes, we'll take care of this one and then move out because apparently The School knows where we are.
Did I mention she'll be here in three minutes?
Alllliiiiiicccceeeee. That might have been helpful!
Sorry. But I still don't see a fight.
So she'll surrender?
I don't think so, but I can't see anything else because Jacob's coming.
Stupid werewolf.
Really.
She's here!
Brace yourselves.
*door opens*
Ella: Surprise, Max!
Ella?
Yeah. When you gave me the address you were staying at, I decided to come visit! My mom even baked cookies!
Ella! Ix-nay on the ookies-cay!
What?
SHUT UP ABOUT COOKIES!!
Max is going to be unconcious in three seconds.
How do you know?
*thunk*
Crap.
Why didn't you catch her?!
I thought you were going to! Alice warned you!
Wait a sec. Alice?
You're the one with the vampire reflexes!
Vampires?
Wait, Ella. What did you just think?
What did I just think!?
Duck and cover! She's gonna fangirl-scream!
Why?
She just figured out who-
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
we are.
O-M-G. Maaaaaxxxxxx! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE LIVING WITH THE CULLENS!!???
Umm. Max is unconcious.
Wait. Does that mean-
Crap.
YOU'RE EDWARD??!!
Um. Yes.
Icantbelieveimtalkingtoedwardcullenthatissooooooamazingnoneofmyfriendswillbelievethatimetyoucanyoureallyreadmindsandstuff?whatamithinkingrightnow?
Well, if I couldn't I wouldn't have been able to understand that. And right now your mental fangirl scream is hurting my mental eardrums.
OMG. That's right!
I could have guessed that.
And you're Alice! What's my future going to be like? Am I going to be rich? How many kids will I have? Will Max ever visit me again?
I can't see that far! The future's unpredictable. Things change.
Oh. So, what am I going to eat for lunch tomorrow?
You really want to know that?
Yeah!
Well, tomorrow you're going to be hunting because we're about to turn you into a vampire. ; )
Nice try. It takes three days to become a vampire. I did read the books you know!
Just testing.
*starts to wake up* Ugh. I had the strangest dream. Ella came here to Forks and brought some of her Mom's cookies.
I did bring cookies!
SHUT UP, ELLA!

(to be continued)

So, yes. The first part is done and written! I still have more story to go, but this one was getting to normal convo length and I had postponed it for a while. I might update with a character song before I post part two. And if you're wondering about the posting date, it saves the date that I started writing the post, so that should give you an idea of how long it has taken. Sorry! I will get better at this!

Au Revior! (I'm taking French)
~FeatherWriter

New Counter!

Okay, since the old counter started, um, not working, like at all, there's a new one. I don't know what was up with the old one, but all of a sudden I would come up and see that we had gone from 4,000 views to 4. I thought it would go away, but it didn't soooooooo new one! Yay! It doesn't look too much different. Though it has zeros now.

~FeatherWriter

P.S. I miss the transparent background.