Cullen/Flock Conversation #15

Hey everyone! Star's back from Germany, and thus, the convos commence! Enjoy!

I'm bored.

You're boring. Get out and do something, lazy! You've been sitting in that chair for four hours!

So? It's raining.

We're in Forks. It's always raining.

Mmf.

*sneaks up behind Fang's chair. Winks at Max*

Why don't you go get some groceries, Fang? The Cullens always forget to buy food.

Go away! I want to stay in my chair. And bring me a waffle.

*picks Fang up*

Ah! What are you doing?! AND HOW DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SNEAK UP ON ME??!!

Come on, Fang. You're going to the store. *starts going upstairs*

There's no store upstairs! Put me down!

But I've never thrown someone out a window before. (Except Alice, and she beat me up later). And you have wings so it will be okay.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE WINGS DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO THROW ME OUT A WINDOW!

Sure it does. Here I'll help. *opens window*

You wouldn't dare.

Bye, Fang! *throws*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *flies back up to the window* I'm just going to fly back in you know!

*slams the window shut except a crack* No you aren't.

Just go get the groceries, Fang.

Never!

*from below him* Hey, Fang!
Alice! Help me break back in!

Actually, I'm here to tell you not to try any of the doors. Because I'm guarding them and I have lipstick.

Why does the universe hate me?

Because you're lazy.

Grrrrrrr. FINE! I'll get your stupid groceries.

Ten Minutes Later on the Road...

Stupid Emmett. Stupid Max. Stupid Alice with lipstick. Stupid rain making my feathers all wet. Now I can't even fly. Stupid groceries. I miss my chair.

Max finally kicked you out of the house?

Stupid Edward appearing right beside me. Again.

Hey, at least you didn't scream this time.

I've gotten over that.

Ah, so you already did it when Emmett scared you.

I hate your mind-reading sometimes. No, wait, I hate it all the time. So why are you walking in the rain?

Alice is guarding the door with lipstick, thanks to someone.

It's not my fault your sister is crazy. Where's Bella?

Umm. She's doing... something.

She's at La Push isn't she?

How did you know?

Edward. It's you. You're always with Bella when she's not at La Push.

Eh. At least she's not with Jacob. He's still somewhere in Canada I believe. She's just checking on Seth.

Are you sure she's not just telling you that, and having a secret love affair with him.

Please. Bella would never do that to me.

How would you know? You can't read her mind after all.

Grr. And you wonder why people throw you out of windows.

Shut up!
Make me!
Maybe I will!
HAHAHAHAHAAA! Your funny.
Fang! What are you doing out here with Edward?
Um, getting groceries? Why are you out here?
I'm looking for Iggy.
Outside. In the rain.
Yep.
Why would Iggy be out here?
Because Gazzy said he would be.
And you believed him?
Yeah. He said Iggy went for a walk and didn't come back. And they were supposed to put peanut-butter in Max's socks.
Well, Iggy's in that tree, and he's got a pail full of cottage cheese.
Edward! Be qui- *branches break* Ow.
And he just fell.
Thanks. I got that part.
*comes running from behind a bush* Did we get her? *sees Edward and Fang* Oh. Hi guys.
Uhm...hi?
GAZZY! I'M TELLING MAX!!
No, don't, we'll be grounded!
You should have thought of that before! MAXXXX!!!!!
NO! Wait!
Hey! Iggy did you get Fang?
Thanks Max.
Well, what'd you expect?
*rolls eyes*
Fang, are you mad?
*rolls eyes, again*
Fang?
*walks away*
He's not talking to me!
Ohh, shocking! *sarcastically*
Don't be mean, Iggy or I'll get Edward to hurt you.
Ohh, I'm so scared.. *sarcastically*
*Glares*
Ohh, I'm scared.. *really*
Hey Bella, I thought you were in La Push.
Oh... yeah. La Push. Right.
What? So it's true?!
What?
How could you Bella- Wait. This is just a joke, isn't it?
Noooooo...
You really need to learn how to lie with your thoughts better.
Dang.
Grr. That was supposed to be my joke.
Did you say something, Fang?
*silence*
That's what I thought.
What's everyone doing outside?
Ahh! I mean... I didn't say anything. Stupid Jasper.
Oh, Fang's just mad because Emmett threw him out a window.
Why are you all outside in the rain still?
Alice is by the door with lipstick.
Ah. Well, I got those groceries for you, Max.
WHAT!? You got the groceries?!
Yeah. Max sent me out like twenty minutes ago.
Where was I?
In your chair mumbling about waffles.
SO WHY DID YOU SEND ME OUT?!
Oh, Emmett just wanted to throw you out a window.
Why me?
Why not?
Whatever, just leave me alone.
Fang?
Did I stutter?
Wow, he's mad.
BACK OFF!
Who knew men could PMS? Hmm, there's a concept to think about...
*punches in the arm*
OUCH! Do you need some freaking Mitol or something?
Just leave me alone! Geez.
Okay guys, well since Fang is having a hissy fit, so we are going to have to end this convo early, and give Fang some time to cool off.
We're ending the convo?
I'M NOT HAVING A HISSY FIT!
Okay. Point made and taken.



Hope it was okay, we are kinda cramped for time. :)

Updates

Wow. Let me blow the dust off this blog. I really haven't updated since the second? Wow. Again. Okay, so since youth camp things have been a bit busy. Star is in Germany which means that I'm going to have to write a new convo all by myself. Also, mail.com is having issues, and for some reason I can't get on. Great. So in the end, for the next update I might just cop-out and do Fang's song, but I hate to do two songs in a row. That's so lame. Anyways, I'll hopefully see you soon with a convo, but if not, please know that I am soooooooo sorry.

~FeatherWriter

Edward's Song

Okay, seeing the success of the poll and the major lack of updates lately, I'm gonna post Edward's song. I think some people were wondering why I put a poll up though. It wasn't because I have extremely low self esteem or anything like that, its just that the other songs didn't seem to get many comments, but it seems that you guys do want to see them. Here we go.

Edward's song is I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
*smack*
Ow! What was that for?!
That is not the song you chose!
But this ones better...
No it isn't! Use the original before I accidentally throw your taser off a cliff!
No! Not Tasey!
Tasey?
Oh be quiet.
Fine. Since Star seems to be opposed to the new one, I'll use the original song. Edward's song is Time after Time as performed by Quietdrive. Now I know this is an old song, but I like this version the best, and that kinda works because Edward's been around for a while. (Happy really late 107th B-Day Edward! It was June 20th for those of you who didn't know) And it was JacobFan who introduced me to it, so this is kinda like revenge. Heh heh.

Here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rvmumINKapg Once again, just coverart.

Lyrics: (and explanations)

Lying in my bed (Because he can't sleep)
I hear the clock tick
And think of you (Aww)
Caught up in circles (He lives the same life over and over)
Confusion is nothing new (With all the thoughts he can hear)
You say go slow (He's faster than her)
I fall behind (All her human things are hard to keep up with)
The second hand unwinds (He loses track of time with her)

Chorus (The whole chorus is self explanitory)
If you’re lost you can look
And you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you
I’ll be waiting
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time

Sometimes you picture me (In her head, he could tell even with out reading her thoughts)
I’m walking too far ahead (Again, he's faster)
You’re calling to me
I can’t hear just what you’ve said (Okay, so he's really far ahead)
You say go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

Chorus

After my picture fades (Lots of time has past)
And darkness has turned to grey (AKA Twilight!)
Watching through windows
You’re wondering if I’m okay (She always worrys about him when he's not with her)
And you say go slow
I fall behind
The drum beats out of time

Chorus


JacobFan is going to be mad when she realizes that she gave me the perfect Edward song. Haha. She can deal. I'll get a convo up soon (maybe). Star is sick so we haven't been able to do much.

Yay, for 4000 hits! I'm not gonna do anything this time, so that I can do something big next time. Yeah, lame excuse. But I'm using it.

Keep sending those e-mails. We love your ideas!!

And last, Star and I will be at Youth Camp from Tuesday to Saturday of next week. As such, there will be no updates during that time. Sorry!

EDIT: For all of you who seem to like the terrible doodling that I call art, there's a new comic up on my DeviantArt page. Here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Theater-90546465

~FeatherWriter