The Cullen/Flock Project

Can it be...? Yes It's Cullen/Flock Conversation #19

2009-08-01T22:32:00.007-05:00

Wow after an incredibly long hiatus (Star just asked what "hiatus" was. Onward do dictionary.com! She did pronouce it correctly, though.), we're back! Hopefully for a while, but I have marching band and that pretty much sucks up all of my pathetic excuse for a social life, so who knows. We'll try. Hope you enjoy it, And if you're still reading our blog, you are the best fan eevvvveeerr.

Whoa... Its been a loooooooooooooooooooong time since we posted... sorry!
Well you know, it's not our fault Fang came down with explosive diahrrea and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Wait, what?!
It was almost Gazzy-like.
I DID NOT!!! Will you two stop lying to the readers!?
The dark one has a voice?? I didn't know he could talk, let alone yell....
GET OUT OF HERE NOW, MUTT!! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!
I do, Edward, so don't be mean.
Bella, this does not concern you, this is between me and the walking flea magnet.
EDWARD!
WILL YOU STOP FIGHTING??!! Five minutes into the first convo in months and you're all fighting! Cut it out!
What should we talk about, then?
SHOES?!
Okay... I'm so gone.
NO FANG! Don't leave me!
*giggles*
JASPER! Stop that!
Huh? I just loooovvveee my Fang... He's my snugglemuffin.... No! My snugglecookie!
Oh god..... uhm.... wow......
That's not what he's thinking.
Oh really? What's he thinking? TELLLLL MEEEEE!
Nothing. I am thinking of nothing.
Well, that's no different that usual...
*throws vampire-power sheild of love over Max* Alright this has gone on long enough. Jasper, you were never this bad before they showed up.
I don't know Bella. I like the new Jasper.
You'd better shut up before Alice kills you. She's been trying to separate Jaz and Iggy for weeks now.
What? No she hasn't!
ROSE! Ix-nay on the split-up lans-pay. He's not supposed to find out until tonight...
Is this that extended shopping trip in Milan you've been thinking about for like five weeks?
Awesome! Overseas shopping. I bet I can find some explosive stuff.
Actually she's locking you up in her closet until they get back...
Hey! It's big enough that he won't feel claustrophobic...
Were you planning on feeding him, Alice?
To the wolves...
We don't want him!
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!????
Well, someone has to eat all your food. It's not like you're going to...
HEY THAT'S MY FOOD!! I BOUGHT IT FOR THE FLOCK!!! FANG EVEN MADE ME GET A FREAKIN' JOB TO PAY FOR IT!!
Max, we have money for you...
Shhh! It's funny to watch her work at the supermarket...
Oh really Fang? Funny? Thats not what you really think, is it? You just like the way she looks in the uniform, don't you?
HAHAHAHA no.
I read minds, genius.
Uh, oh...
Maximum R~~ide~~AGE in-
Three-
Two-
Wait, what?
ONE!
*goes on an insanely long and LOUD rant to Edward, Jacob, and Fang about eating other people's property, giving Fang ideas, objectifying women, sexist pigs, and I think there was a mention of cookies.* --Censored-- ^_^
I'm just going to stop you right there, and say REALLY FEATHER?! A FREAKING SMILEY?! I worry about you sometimes, child.
I am no child. Children cannot have tasers, thus I am not a child.
Oh good lord...
BACK TO THE STORY! *tases story back to life!*
OW! Who gave her that thing again!? And you couldn't you have just asked us nicely to start again, Feather?
That's no fun! *tases again for silly questions*
STOP IT! Fang, could you please begin again before she finds another excuse to tase you?
Only for you Star. Thank you for asking nicely.
*giggles girlishly*
I pity you for having to put up with THAT your whole life, Fang. *Runs away.*
What, Max, or the Authors?
Both.
HEY!
SOLUTION TIME!!! ELEPHANT TRANQUILIZERS!!!
Good idea! *shoots Iggy*
Wait! That's not what... I... meant...
Oh Nudge, I could kiss you.... but i won't....
Fang and Nudge sitting in a *mmmmmmnnnfffff*
*hits Angel with pillow* IT'S STILL MY JOKE!!! Oh and Fang, that is gross.
Thanks, Nudge. I feel appreciated... Come on, you know what I meant!!!!!
Well, if Nudge=Max, then yes, we all know what you meant.
You do understand how much it KILLS me that I can't kick your butt, right??
Yes, I do. It's hillarious.
Ggrrr... *walks away*
Don't worry Edward, he's just being emo again.
I'M NOT EMO!!!
I know. You're just dramatically melancholy...
DRAMA QUEEN! DRAMA QUEEN! FANG IS A DRAMA QUEEN!!!!!!!
I'm not a girl.
Are you sure?
I hate you all. I'm leaving.
Well, just don't go cry in a corner again!
Or write dark poems about your soul!
Don't worry, I got his guy-liner. **Feather's note: Guy-liner is eye liner for guys**
Umm... That's Alice's...
WHO TOUCHED MY MAKE-UP!!!??? I had it organized by outfit!!
That must've taken a while...
You're just jealous that even though you're the most beautiful, I still end up looking better.
Umm...
Hey Emmett, wanna leave. Like NOW?
Stay and fight you two!
Yeah, really Jasper! Who's side are you on?!
*super-quick calming down/warm fuzzy feelings*
Well now that its safe among the girls, Emmett can come out of hiding.
I WASN'T HIDING!
Has anyone seen Fang? I need to ask him something.
He went somewhere to be emo.
Yeah and cry about his terrible life.
Okay this has gone far enough, you guys need to stop being so mean to my Fa- uhmmmm...... I meant Fang. It's really getting to him.
Your Fang?
I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE!! I'M SO SICK OF THIS! I'M ENDING THE CONVO, NOW!
Wow, Fang. Did you just develop new convo-ending powers?
It'd be better than Bella's power...
Grr... Rosalie...
Well, they obviously don't work very well...
Everyone just shut up... Maybe they'll end it...
...
...
...
...
...
...
I don't think it's working, Fang...
Figures. Can you keep quiet for more than the two seconds it takes to breathe?
Of course I can! See there was this onetimewhereFangandIwereallaloneinthisroomandwehadtobereallyquietcuzMax
*breath*saidsobutFangwastalkingtomeaboutfollowingmyheartandgoingformydreamsandstuff *breath*butIdidn'tsayanythingforlikeatleastaminutesothere!
I bet you can't stay quiet for an entire minute.
Bet I can!
No gambling, Nudge!
Alright. Starting now.
Okay! ... Wait. DANG IT!
EXCUSE ME?! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
This convo is endless! Feather? Star? Help me out, pppllleeeaaaaaaassssseeee?? Here, let me try it again: CONVO END NOW!!!
Dude. You really fail at that.
Let me try! CONVO END NOW!! Yay it worked!
Cheater...
Shut up, Fang. The convo's over!
No it's not. Feather fails too! Hehehehe(:
*uses nasaly voice that sounds nothing like Star in actuality* Really Star? A freaking smiley? See how annoying that is?
No I didn't. Could you do that again?
Really Sta- Wait. Oh, ha ha. You're so funny. NOT!
I think Feather's funny.
Me too!
ME THREE!
So do I.
ME SEVENTEEN! I WIN!!
I think she's funny... looking. Ha, Feather. Your mind-control won't work on me!
Shut up and grovel if you ever want to have any lines again. Say, "Feather is the most awesome writer ever."
Feather is kinda sorta a good writer.
WHAT WAS THAT!!!???
Fine! Feather's the most awesome writer ever. Happy?
JASPER! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT LYING?!
*sighs* It's annoying and rude.
Someone's whipped!!!!
Am not!
Yes you are!
FINE I'M FREAKIN WHIPPED OKAY?!
You know what we need? MAN TIME!!! <--(click on it)
Oh god not this again...
CONVO END!
Why must you insist on "man time"???
DANG IT!!!!!
Ummm. Just to make Fang mad...
Of. Freaking. Course.
CONVO ENDIFICATION!!! See, Fang? All you need is the right words.
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Actual end. DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA!
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So, how'd you do? Remember all the colors? (we didn't) In case you were wondering, the wonderful ManTime series is done by Sunni-Sideup on DeviantArt.com. Hope you enjoyed our freakishly long convo. But hey, you guys deserve it for waiting so long.

love you forever and ever,
StarGirl and FeatherWriter

oh wow!

2009-03-10T01:29:00.002-05:00

December 12? Really? Our last post was 3 months ago?! Wow... thats depressing....
i'm sorry guys!! its just been really hard because both featherwriter and i lost our grandfathers right after Christmas, so we've been coping with that along with school and crap. ugh high school drama.... i'll get together with feather and write a convo! i hope you guys still love me...

:/

much love forever,
stargirl<3

Cullen/Flock Conversation #18

2008-12-12T17:53:00.002-06:00

Viola! Je fais une convo tres bien!
Aaahh! If you speak in French one more time...
Silence! I kill you!
JacobFan: I'm fairly sure that speaking in Achmed-ish won't save you Feather.

Thursday, December 11- 10:00 PM

*from another room* And I'm going to need that and this and some of those...
Fang, do you know what Nudge is doing?
I have no idea. She's been packing stuff for hours.
Well, she's going to the movies later tonight, that's all I see.
With some high expectations...
What does that mean, Edward.
Do we want to know?
Someone's going to have to tell her sometime...
Will you quit being vauge, and TELL ME WHAT IS UP WITH NUDGE??!!
Wait... Edward is she...?
Yep.
That's not good...
I am about three seconds away from killing both of you...
Max, do you remember what was supposed to happen tomorrow?
Ummm, the day and month match?
Something to do with us...
Oh. Crap.
You don't mean...
Yeah.
*comes out of the other room with a bag* Alright guys, I'm ready to go!
Go to what?
Um, Jacob...
Oh, ha ha. Very funny.
Seriously, what?
Jacob!
How could you forget? *sighs*
JACOB!
WHAT?! Could you not scream in my ear?\
Then listen dangit!
FINE!
*whispers*
AHAHAHAHAHA! Really!? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
Then you tell her. Try to make it humorous, okay?
Oh.
Wait a sec, are you all talking about me?
Nudge, we have some bad news...
Alright. I can take it after all, I've got the premeire to cheer me up.
Actually, it's about the premeire.
What premeire?
Are all of you stupid? The Twilight Premeire!
Um, Nudge... the premeire was three weeks ago.
What? ...Oh, I get it. It's a joke.
...
...
...
...
...
Wait? YOU'RE SERIOUS!!!???!!!
Yeah. The release got rescheduled. It was November 21.
AND I MISSED IT???!!!!
Um. Kinda.
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THIS??!!!!
Hmm. I thought you were there. Lets see, I was next to Gazzy and Fang, who was next to Jasper and Emmett; Max, Alice, and Angel were in front of us. Rosalie was being depressing somewhere behind us-
I heard that!
Edward and Bella were at the very back so they wouldn't be seen. And Jacob was sitting in their row too, staring daggers at them the whole time. Huh. No Nudge.
Huh. No Nudge?! How could you leave me???
Welllllllllllll, it was pretty dark in that theater...
*glares* I've been drinking RedBulls for the past nine hours, for nothing?!
Apparently.
*smacks* What Fang is trying to say is: How did you sneak nine hour's worth of RedBulls past us?
Probably the same way as you when you took the last of Ella's cookies from the cookie jar.
I knew it!
Faaaaaannngggg... You are in dangerous waters now...
Whatever your royal Maxness.
Don't you mean "Faxness"?
Way to go, now she's mad at both of you.
Can we get back to the real issue here? ME?
What I want to know is how you went all this time without knowing.
Well Fang, Max, and Iggy go to high school with all of you, and Angel and Gazzy are still in elementary school. And thanks to someone, no one in Forks has ever seen a copy of Twilight, so they wouldn't know about the movie.
It wasn't my idea to intercept all the copies!
Yeah, I wonder who that was...
Hey, sorry I value the safety of my family! I don't even know why you're allowed to stay with us...
Calm down Rosalie.
Yeah, blonde. Take a chill pill.
I'm sooo going to kill you someday.
AHEM!
I'm sorry Nudge. We can go tomorrow?
Fine. But you will all be making it up to me later! I expect major Christmas presents!!

Convo 17 :)

2008-11-21T23:59:00.010-06:00

OH EMM GEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ALICE YOUR MOVIE WAS AMESOME TO THE MAX! I AM IN LOVE!! EEPPPPPPP! ROB IS A HOTTAYY! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Thanks, Nudge, I thought it was pretty good. Except for the sparkles. Our sparkles are much more DAZZLING! hehe
Yes, yes they are.
Kristin was hot.
PIG!
What?! It’s true!
Again… PIG!
Whatever.
Don’t you whatever me young man!
What am I? Two years old?
Compared to me, you’re younger than that.
No one asked you.
FANG! APOLOGIZE NOW!
How about….. No?
You’re going to regret that, Fang.
Crap.
RUN FOREST RUN! ...oh wait… RUN FANG RUN! ...still not right… FLY FANG FLY! …there it is. :)
*flies away*
*goes after him*
*CRASH!!*
oww…
YOU’RE DARN RIGHT OWW!
Wow... It's kind of sad how much they love each other.
I agree.
WE DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT!!
haha whatever!
SHUT UP!
Whatever.
So when does you guys' movie come out?
Freaking 2010 (thanks Leah). Totally lame.
Dang! Really?
Yes. *sigh*
That's 'cause the bird freaks are lame. Just like the leeches.
JACOB! They're my friends!
Yeah, I eat dogs like you for breakfast.. Grrr!
Calm down Gazzy. You know what happens when you get worked up.
Yeah, squirt, calm down, you don't want to get hurt.
Oh all right... but just once. CLEAR THE ROOM OR HOLD YOUR NOSES!
Noses?
*FARRRRRRRT!*
Oh my g.....*passes out*
I love this kid.
EWWW! GAZZY!

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...ten minutes later...

Wha... Wha... What just happened here?

My brother taught you a lesson.

YEAH! YOU GOT POWNED DOG BOY!

Calm down Gazzy.

Jacob, are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Haha! That isn't what your thinking.

SHUT UP LEECH!

Make me.

It's on!

NOTHING IS "ON"! STOP IT! NOW!
Whatever Bells, I'm out.

Bye Jake.

*rolls eyes*

Be nice.

Do I have to?

Yes.

Sorry... Not the best, but i had no help...

-Star <3

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-17T23:28:00.003-06:00

KEY:

ME!

FEATHER!

JACOBFAN!

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TWILIGHT COMES OUT ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED...

calm down star, or i will tazer with my new taze-master 1000!

hmmf fine.
but i'm just soooooooo excited.

I'm just too hot for her to handle.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA! YEAH RIGHT!

He's too hot for me to handle. *sigh*

well, jacobfan, you're just stupid.

I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!

true.......

i loves you,
stargirl<3

!!!!

2008-10-29T00:49:00.001-05:00

oh oh oh &&&&

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or email us at: cullen_flock@mail.com

love you loves,
stargirl<3

hey y'all

2008-10-29T00:22:00.002-05:00

Star here.
and this post is deticated to a huge fan of ours since just about day 1. :)

CJ!

Anyways, the reason for this randomness is that i have a REALLY important question for CJ. This i have been wondering since i read her first comment. I hope she loves me enough to explain further.

WHAT IN THE HECK IS A HUFFLEMUFFIN?!

:)

We all love you CJ, (even if you are as crazy as little old me) and hope to hear from you in the near future. You're a funny kid, and we enjoy your comments. Keep making us laugh!

you know you love me xoxo,
stargirl<3

Cullen/Flock Conversation #16 (part 2)

2008-10-10T10:02:00.005-05:00

After far too long, CULLEN/FLOCK #16 (part 2) ;). Yes, I finally finished it. Enjoy!!

COOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS...
Why does Max sound like Frankenstein and the Cookie Monster together?
Someone *cough* Ella *cough* decided it would be a good idea to tell Max that she brought some of her mom's cookies.
Doctor M. sent cookies? Cool! I want one!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *smacks into Iggy* NO TOUCHING MY COOKIES!!!!!
Max. Now would be a good time to try to control this strange cookie obsession.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!! YOU JUST WANT MY COOKIES!!!! *grabs cookies*
Max, I can't eat.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIES!!!!
She wasn't like that at my house...
She's gotten worse. That, and an eraser stuck her with some random cookie serum back in Convo #2. She's never been the same...
Give me the cookies, Max. It's for your own good.
*hiss* My precious...
Eh, well, Max will be Max I suppose.
*pins Max's arms behind her back*
*takes cookies* Thank you!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Here, have this Oatmeal Rasin cookie instead. *puts in Max's mouth*
*spits out after a second* Yuck. That thing's nasty. Alice, could you release my arms please?
That's weird, but okay. *lets go*
What's weird?
I don't see her acting crazy anymore...
I will never get over how awesome that is...
Was it the oatmeal cookie?
That thing does not deserve to be called a cookie.
That's it? All along, we just had to give her a terrible cookie??
The cure for the confounding cookie craze is aquired?
That's a lot of C's.
But "aquired" has a Q.
Okay, so it has a lot of "kuh"s
Only if you want to get technical. Do we have any food around here?
Oh yeah. I've got a cookie!
What kind?
It's um Iggy's sweatsocks- I mean, chocolate chip...
Dude, its not gonna work. She's cured.
Cured?
She's not crazy about cookies anymore.
Oh, thanks Ella. So anyways. I thi- Wait. Ella?!
Why do you think Max was crazed in the first place?
Ooooohhhhhh... Ella's here... and she brought cookies...
Yeah. But then Fang was mean and gave me an oatmeal cookie.
Oh, Man. I hate when Billy buys those. They're gross.
Would it kill you to use the front door once in a while? You're going to break the upstairs windows one of these days.
But that's no fun. It lacks flair.
Yes, it would be a tragedy to deprive Jacob of his moment to unleash is inner Drama Queen.
I swear leech...
*starts hyperventilating*
Hey, who's this? She smells more human than any of you.
Jacob, Ella. Ella, Jac- *puts hands over ears* Okay, Ella go ahead.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU HAVE TO TURN INTO A WOLF LIKE RIGHT NOW I SO WANT TO SEE IT WHERE'S THE REST OF THE PACK CAN WE GO TO LA PUSH I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN LETS GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Um you guys are harboring fangirls now?
This is Ella. She's my friend, and she apparently is a huge fan of you guys.
*point to each other* DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME GROUP AS THAT!
Oh, "that". Real mature guys.
I think Jacob should have a collar. That would be so cute!
-snerk-
?!?O.o?!?
A leash and muzzle would be nice.
How can you hate Jacob?
Yeah really! I'm awesome.
I mean, seriously! He's fuzzy!
Like I said, Aweso- Wait. Fuzzy??
Yeah, fuzzy.
Out of all my amazing qualities-
-cough-
AHEM! Out of all my amazing qualities, you pick the fact that I'm fuzzy to like me?
Jacob, you're a comic releif character in a romance story that's targeted to mostly teenage girls. I'd play up the fuzzy card.
Comic Releif character??!!!
That's the only reason I like you. Otherwise you're kinda a jerk.
But I'm funny!
Comic releif.
Grrrrr... I hate you all...

Besides being incredibly late, how was it? I hope it was okay, I was kinda sicky when I wrote it, so if there's any delusional randomness (aside from the norm) just smack me with a Stupid Stick. If you don't know what a Stupid Stick is, ask JACOBFAN!, who is now a member of the Cullen/Flock team! Yay! See you guys later!

~Featherwriter

Maybe it's just a myth...

2008-10-06T21:56:00.003-05:00

AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH... I am so sick of having no free time to write Cullen/Flock 16. It does exist!! If I don't get this convo out of my system soon, I'm going to lose it! Marching band is sucking up my life; I haven't seen my non-band friends outside of school since it started. I feel so selfish, not being able to update DeviantArt or the blog or anything. I feel soooooo bad saying this, but I'm not sure I'll be able to get Convo 16 typed out before November. Ugh. That seems so far away. But that's when marching season ends and my life regains some balance. You guys are so great and understanding. Hopefully I'll put some songs up. I hate having no free time...

On a happier note, Sunday was my birthday! And as crazy as it was to run errands (getting a guitar!!) in the few precious hours between morning church service and Youth Group in the evening, it was fun. I am now officially... one year older than last year. Um, yeah. Sorry, no numbers. My parents would probably flip if I put my age and birthday on the internet.
Hopefully I'll see you guys soon!

Sorry again!
~Featherwriter

Oh, look! An Update!

2008-09-15T20:55:00.002-05:00

...but it isn't Convo 16. Awww. I seriously will get to it people! Just not tonight. I just wanted to give you a heads up that we have a Followers box. If you like this crazed randomness, hit follow! (sorry all you readers who don't have a blogger account, it won't work for you ): )

I will get something up soon!
~Featherwriter

Bella's Song

2008-09-06T18:31:00.002-05:00

*loudspeaker* AND FOR YOUR HALFTIME ENTERTAINMENT:

Okay, marching band is rubbing off on me. But seriously, in between parts one and two of Convo 16, I'll give you Bella's song.

Bella's Song is Everytime We Touch By CASCADA
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkBEyeTbAm0

Lyrics: (and explanations)

I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me. (Okay, he doesn't sleep, but he is there.)
I still feel your touch in my dreams. (She's always dreaming about him)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why, (She's weak to him)
Without you it's hard to survive... (Literally and figuratively)

Chorus
'Cuz every time we touch, I get this feeling. (Self-Explanitory)
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly. (Self-Explanitory)
Can't you feel my heart beat fast; I want this to last. (She flips out whenever he kisses her, and he could feel it)
I need you by my side. (Self-Explanitory)
'Cuz every time we touch, I feel the static. (Like the Biology days in Twilight)
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky. (Self-Explanitory)
Can't you feel my heart beat so; (Same as the other one)
I can't let you go. I need you in my life. (We all saw what happened when they weren't in each other's lives)

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky. (He protects her)
They wipe away tears that I cry. (He comforts her)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all. (Self-Explanitory)
You make me rise, when I fall. (And she falls a lot)

Chorus

I hope you liked this one! Cullen/Flock #16 will *please please* be up soon(?). I reaaaaalllllyyyy hope I get some time. I do have the idea, I just have to write it out!

~FeatherWriter

hey guys...

2008-09-03T23:01:00.002-05:00

Sorry, I know I haven't been on in FOREVER, but it's hard balancing all this crap. I would be on more often, but someone *cough* feather *cough* ditched me at babysitting. So along with that, I have to figure out how to schedual AWANA, tennis, house work, crappy high school drama, studying, home work, helping my little sister with her homework, and maybe like an hour or two of freetime... which (no offence) i don't want to spend on the computer. Boy oh boy do I miss summer. But i am getting back into the swing of things, so hopefully I will be able to check here more often. I love y'all, and hate not being around..

sorry!!!
stargirl

p.s. It's not like i've never made a convo with out you, feather, so don't make me feel bad!!!!!!!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #16

2008-08-23T03:08:00.011-05:00

I seriously don't know where Star has been. I haven't talked to her in like FOREVER. Unfortunately this update schedule is going to be pretty standard from now on. Unless Star steps up the slack of course. (Doubtful. But we still love her!) Like I said, school's started and I have Band every day until 6:30, Friday nights until 12 (football games) and every other Saturday for competitions. Ugh. I feel so bad leaving you guys. You're so devoted. I do still have character songs lined up, (as well as some couples duets) but Convos may be few and far between. *cries* Who knows? Maybe I'll get some help from Jacob Fan and Simer. But anyways, here's the Feather-Only version of a convo.

Is Jacob still in Canada?
Yep. He's still moping in wolf form.
*thinks* I wonder why, Bella!
Do you want me to tell her what you're thinking right now, Fang?
No!
What Fang?
Nothing. Edward's just snooping. Man, Angel has better mind-reading-manners than you! At least she doesn't blurt out every thought I have!
While you're around at least.
WHAT?!
You think reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy embarassing stuff really loud sometimes. But I only tell Nudge.
Which means everyone knows right?
Hey! I can keep a secret!
Which means everyone knows right?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Alright. I can't keep secrets. Especially about Fang.
Thanks. I feel soo appreciated.
Hey guys. I just saw some girl coming today with cookies. How would she find our house? I've never seen her in Forks.
Dang. It's probably an Eraser.
With cookies.
Eraser. No cookies.
But... the cookies! Maybe it's a nice Eraser. Like Jeb was a nice whiteco- ... oh wait. That didn't work.
Bad Max! No cookie for you!
Alright, well if we can't have her cookies, we can still kick her butt right?
Yes, we'll take care of this one and then move out because apparently The School knows where we are.
Did I mention she'll be here in three minutes?
Alllliiiiiicccceeeee. That might have been helpful!
Sorry. But I still don't see a fight.
So she'll surrender?
I don't think so, but I can't see anything else because Jacob's coming.
Stupid werewolf.
Really.
She's here!
Brace yourselves.
*door opens*
Ella: Surprise, Max!
Ella?
Yeah. When you gave me the address you were staying at, I decided to come visit! My mom even baked cookies!
Ella! Ix-nay on the ookies-cay!
What?
SHUT UP ABOUT COOKIES!!
Max is going to be unconcious in three seconds.
How do you know?
*thunk*
Crap.
Why didn't you catch her?!
I thought you were going to! Alice warned you!
Wait a sec. Alice?
You're the one with the vampire reflexes!
Vampires?
Wait, Ella. What did you just think?
What did I just think!?
Duck and cover! She's gonna fangirl-scream!
Why?
She just figured out who-
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
we are.
O-M-G. Maaaaaxxxxxx! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE LIVING WITH THE CULLENS!!???
Umm. Max is unconcious.
Wait. Does that mean-
Crap.
YOU'RE EDWARD??!!
Um. Yes.
Icantbelieveimtalkingtoedwardcullenthatissooooooamazingnoneofmyfriendswillbelievethatimetyoucanyoureallyreadmindsandstuff?whatamithinkingrightnow?
Well, if I couldn't I wouldn't have been able to understand that. And right now your mental fangirl scream is hurting my mental eardrums.
OMG. That's right!
I could have guessed that.
And you're Alice! What's my future going to be like? Am I going to be rich? How many kids will I have? Will Max ever visit me again?
I can't see that far! The future's unpredictable. Things change.
Oh. So, what am I going to eat for lunch tomorrow?
You really want to know that?
Yeah!
Well, tomorrow you're going to be hunting because we're about to turn you into a vampire. ; )
Nice try. It takes three days to become a vampire. I did read the books you know!
Just testing.
*starts to wake up* Ugh. I had the strangest dream. Ella came here to Forks and brought some of her Mom's cookies.
I did bring cookies!
SHUT UP, ELLA!

(to be continued)

So, yes. The first part is done and written! I still have more story to go, but this one was getting to normal convo length and I had postponed it for a while. I might update with a character song before I post part two. And if you're wondering about the posting date, it saves the date that I started writing the post, so that should give you an idea of how long it has taken. Sorry! I will get better at this!

Au Revior! (I'm taking French)
~FeatherWriter

New Counter!

2008-08-23T03:03:00.002-05:00

Okay, since the old counter started, um, not working, like at all, there's a new one. I don't know what was up with the old one, but all of a sudden I would come up and see that we had gone from 4,000 views to 4. I thought it would go away, but it didn't soooooooo new one! Yay! It doesn't look too much different. Though it has zeros now.

~FeatherWriter

P.S. I miss the transparent background.

Fang's Song

2008-08-15T16:04:00.003-05:00

Again. Sorry for not being on at all. I've been kinda busy lately though. My band just started 3-a-days, which means I'm at school from 7:30AM to 8:30PM. But today was a half day, and I just have evening practices from now on, so I should be on more. I don't know what Star's excuse is. I would have asked, but I have no life right now.
Anyways, on to the actual post. I said I'd either do Cullen/Flock #15 or Fang's Song, but after I posted, I kind of just forgot about posting Fang's song. Oh well. It's here now. Better late than never I suppose.

Fang's song is Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHRhkUSrbw

Lyrics (and Explanations) (Most of the lyrics are self-explanitory though)

Do you ever feel like breaking down? (He just wants to stop hiding)
Do you ever feel out of place? (They don't feel comfortable with normal people)
Like somehow you just don't belong (He has wings)
And no one understands you (He's always quiet, so no one really does)
Do you ever wanna run away? (Get away from the whitecoats)
Do you lock yourself in your room? (He would if he had one)
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me (Self Explanitory)

Chorus
To be hurt (He's been hurt a lot)
To feel lost (They never go to the same place twice)
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down (The whitecoats hurt them after they lock them in cages)
To feel like you've been pushed around (Ditto)
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you (He can only trust Max)
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out? (He feel like he fits in anywhere)
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate? (He probably does hate the world)
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies (They can't trust anyone)
While deep inside you're bleeding (They need help but can't get it anywhere)

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

Chorus

No one ever lied straight to your face (Anne)
And no one ever stabbed you in the back (Jeb)
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay (This would be to a normal person)
Everybody always gave you what you wanted (Normal person again)
You never had to work it was always there (They have to work for every thing)
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

Chorus 2x

I also feel like I should mention Breaking Dawn. I have read it, I think it's ammmmaaaaazzzzzziiiinnnnggggg! If you want to express your opinions with me, please don't use the comments though. Some people haven't read it and I don't want them to be spoilered. You can email us at cullen_flock@mail.com though. Also, Breaking dawn spoilers will not appear in the convos for at least a month. They will go on as usual as if nothing has happened except Eclipse. After that though, we will probably start using them. (Some of the stuff in there is just to good not to use in a convo!) Have fun!

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #15

2008-07-22T11:37:00.004-05:00

Hey everyone! Star's back from Germany, and thus, the convos commence! Enjoy!

I'm bored.

You're boring. Get out and do something, lazy! You've been sitting in that chair for four hours!

So? It's raining.

We're in Forks. It's always raining.

Mmf.

*sneaks up behind Fang's chair. Winks at Max*

Why don't you go get some groceries, Fang? The Cullens always forget to buy food.

Go away! I want to stay in my chair. And bring me a waffle.

*picks Fang up*

Ah! What are you doing?! AND HOW DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SNEAK UP ON ME??!!

Come on, Fang. You're going to the store. *starts going upstairs*

There's no store upstairs! Put me down!

But I've never thrown someone out a window before. (Except Alice, and she beat me up later). And you have wings so it will be okay.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE WINGS DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO THROW ME OUT A WINDOW!

Sure it does. Here I'll help. *opens window*

You wouldn't dare.

Bye, Fang! *throws*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *flies back up to the window* I'm just going to fly back in you know!

*slams the window shut except a crack* No you aren't.

Just go get the groceries, Fang.

Never!

*from below him* Hey, Fang!
Alice! Help me break back in!

Actually, I'm here to tell you not to try any of the doors. Because I'm guarding them and I have lipstick.

Why does the universe hate me?

Because you're lazy.

Grrrrrrr. FINE! I'll get your stupid groceries.

Ten Minutes Later on the Road...

Stupid Emmett. Stupid Max. Stupid Alice with lipstick. Stupid rain making my feathers all wet. Now I can't even fly. Stupid groceries. I miss my chair.

Max finally kicked you out of the house?

Stupid Edward appearing right beside me. Again.

Hey, at least you didn't scream this time.

I've gotten over that.

Ah, so you already did it when Emmett scared you.

I hate your mind-reading sometimes. No, wait, I hate it all the time. So why are you walking in the rain?

Alice is guarding the door with lipstick, thanks to someone.

It's not my fault your sister is crazy. Where's Bella?

Umm. She's doing... something.

She's at La Push isn't she?

How did you know?

Edward. It's you. You're always with Bella when she's not at La Push.

Eh. At least she's not with Jacob. He's still somewhere in Canada I believe. She's just checking on Seth.

Are you sure she's not just telling you that, and having a secret love affair with him.

Please. Bella would never do that to me.

How would you know? You can't read her mind after all.

Grr. And you wonder why people throw you out of windows.

Shut up!
Make me!
Maybe I will!
HAHAHAHAHAAA! Your funny.
Fang! What are you doing out here with Edward?
Um, getting groceries? Why are you out here?
I'm looking for Iggy.
Outside. In the rain.
Yep.
Why would Iggy be out here?
Because Gazzy said he would be.
And you believed him?
Yeah. He said Iggy went for a walk and didn't come back. And they were supposed to put peanut-butter in Max's socks.
Well, Iggy's in that tree, and he's got a pail full of cottage cheese.
Edward! Be qui- *branches break* Ow.
And he just fell.
Thanks. I got that part.
*comes running from behind a bush* Did we get her? *sees Edward and Fang* Oh. Hi guys.
Uhm...hi?
GAZZY! I'M TELLING MAX!!
No, don't, we'll be grounded!
You should have thought of that before! MAXXXX!!!!!
NO! Wait!
Hey! Iggy did you get Fang?
Thanks Max.
Well, what'd you expect?
*rolls eyes*
Fang, are you mad?
*rolls eyes, again*
Fang?
*walks away*
He's not talking to me!
Ohh, shocking! *sarcastically*
Don't be mean, Iggy or I'll get Edward to hurt you.
Ohh, I'm so scared.. *sarcastically*
*Glares*
Ohh, I'm scared.. *really*
Hey Bella, I thought you were in La Push.
Oh... yeah. La Push. Right.
What? So it's true?!
What?
How could you Bella- Wait. This is just a joke, isn't it?
Noooooo...
You really need to learn how to lie with your thoughts better.
Dang.
Grr. That was supposed to be my joke.
Did you say something, Fang?
*silence*
That's what I thought.
What's everyone doing outside?
Ahh! I mean... I didn't say anything. Stupid Jasper.
Oh, Fang's just mad because Emmett threw him out a window.
Why are you all outside in the rain still?
Alice is by the door with lipstick.
Ah. Well, I got those groceries for you, Max.
WHAT!? You got the groceries?!
Yeah. Max sent me out like twenty minutes ago.
Where was I?
In your chair mumbling about waffles.
SO WHY DID YOU SEND ME OUT?!
Oh, Emmett just wanted to throw you out a window.
Why me?
Why not?
Whatever, just leave me alone.
Fang?
Did I stutter?
Wow, he's mad.
BACK OFF!
Who knew men could PMS? Hmm, there's a concept to think about...
*punches in the arm*
OUCH! Do you need some freaking Mitol or something?
Just leave me alone! Geez.
Okay guys, well since Fang is having a hissy fit, so we are going to have to end this convo early, and give Fang some time to cool off.
We're ending the convo?
I'M NOT HAVING A HISSY FIT!
Okay. Point made and taken.

Hope it was okay, we are kinda cramped for time. :)

Updates

2008-07-14T17:57:00.003-05:00

Wow. Let me blow the dust off this blog. I really haven't updated since the second? Wow. Again. Okay, so since youth camp things have been a bit busy. Star is in Germany which means that I'm going to have to write a new convo all by myself. Also, mail.com is having issues, and for some reason I can't get on. Great. So in the end, for the next update I might just cop-out and do Fang's song, but I hate to do two songs in a row. That's so lame. Anyways, I'll hopefully see you soon with a convo, but if not, please know that I am soooooooo sorry.

~FeatherWriter

Edward's Song

2008-07-02T21:06:00.006-05:00

Okay, seeing the success of the poll and the major lack of updates lately, I'm gonna post Edward's song. I think some people were wondering why I put a poll up though. It wasn't because I have extremely low self esteem or anything like that, its just that the other songs didn't seem to get many comments, but it seems that you guys do want to see them. Here we go.

Edward's song is I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
*smack*
Ow! What was that for?!
That is not the song you chose!
But this ones better...
No it isn't! Use the original before I accidentally throw your taser off a cliff!
No! Not Tasey!
Tasey?
Oh be quiet.
Fine. Since Star seems to be opposed to the new one, I'll use the original song. Edward's song is Time after Time as performed by Quietdrive. Now I know this is an old song, but I like this version the best, and that kinda works because Edward's been around for a while. (Happy really late 107th B-Day Edward! It was June 20th for those of you who didn't know) And it was JacobFan who introduced me to it, so this is kinda like revenge. Heh heh.

Here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rvmumINKapg Once again, just coverart.

Lyrics: (and explanations)

Lying in my bed (Because he can't sleep)
I hear the clock tick
And think of you (Aww)
Caught up in circles (He lives the same life over and over)
Confusion is nothing new (With all the thoughts he can hear)
You say go slow (He's faster than her)
I fall behind (All her human things are hard to keep up with)
The second hand unwinds (He loses track of time with her)

Chorus (The whole chorus is self explanitory)
If you’re lost you can look
And you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you
I’ll be waiting
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time

Sometimes you picture me (In her head, he could tell even with out reading her thoughts)
I’m walking too far ahead (Again, he's faster)
You’re calling to me
I can’t hear just what you’ve said (Okay, so he's really far ahead)
You say go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

Chorus

After my picture fades (Lots of time has past)
And darkness has turned to grey (AKA Twilight!)
Watching through windows
You’re wondering if I’m okay (She always worrys about him when he's not with her)
And you say go slow
I fall behind
The drum beats out of time

Chorus

JacobFan is going to be mad when she realizes that she gave me the perfect Edward song. Haha. She can deal. I'll get a convo up soon (maybe). Star is sick so we haven't been able to do much.

Yay, for 4000 hits! I'm not gonna do anything this time, so that I can do something big next time. Yeah, lame excuse. But I'm using it.

Keep sending those e-mails. We love your ideas!!

And last, Star and I will be at Youth Camp from Tuesday to Saturday of next week. As such, there will be no updates during that time. Sorry!

EDIT: For all of you who seem to like the terrible doodling that I call art, there's a new comic up on my DeviantArt page. Here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Theater-90546465

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #14

2008-06-23T20:31:00.002-05:00

Cullen/Flock 14 coming up! Enjoy!

Hey Emmett!

Hey Fang. What's up?

Nothing... Hey what's that?

Huh?

That! On your wrist!

Oh, nothing...

*comes up behind him and grabs wrist* Is that what I think it is?

NO! SHUT UP ALICE!

What? What is it?

It seems that Emmett and gone and got himself a replica of the "Cullen Crest"

The what?!

It's nothing!

It's something the directors thought up for the movie. Apparently we all wear one. But what I want to know is how you got a copy, Em!

I just found a jeweler to make one for me. It wasn't that hard. I only had to pay three thousand dollars for it.

*faints*

Just 3K? Wow. I would have expected more...

ARE YOU INSANE!? Three thousand dollars? You could like... buy a car for that!

Not any car I would want.

HOW DO YOU KEEP APPEARING LIKE THAT???!!!

Appearing like what?

*imitates Bella* Edward, you're not being very nice. Stop it sweetie!

Okay darlin-GASMAN!

*imitates Bella* Oh Eddy, sweetie, i love you so much *kissy sound*

*cracking up*

Grrrrrrrrr...

Edward! Don't you dare hurt this poor little boy!

How did you-

Alice.

DANG IT!

HAHA loser.

JACOB! *grabs a crowbar*

Aww. Are you going to try to hurt me?

She doesn't have to...

Bring it leech!

No! We don't need to fight!

I'm hungry. When's dinner? *sees them ready to fight and Bella with her crowbar* Oh, I didn't know I was interrupting something...

No. There's nothing to interrupt. *death glare at Jacob* Right?

Whatever Bells.

In fact, dinner sounds nice. Lets go into town.

We're going into town for dinner?

Weren't you just in the other room?

Weren't you?

No!

Pft! You came as soon as you heard about food.

I'm not a guy, Fang! I don't eat 24/7.

*in falsetto* Ugh, sexist pig!

Fang!

Um, okay. So dinner it is...

Huh?

Oh, yeah. Dinner.

Right.

Let's go you two love-birds.

*snickers*

WE'RE NOT LOVE-BIRDS!

I don't even like Max that much!

*stares*

AT ALL! I meant at all!

Sure you did...

Just get in the car!

Later at the restaurant...

Wow...uhh Max you look nice.

Thanks, Alice did my make-up. *rolls eyes*

You look good.

Haha thanks.

Aww! The love birds declare themselves.

SHUT UP AND BUTT OUT!

Well! Fine then!
Why so defensive, Fang?
I...uhh..it's just...uhh...SHUT UP!
*grabs Fang's hand* It's okay, let's just go and eat.
Aww, I love it when they act all "coupley"!
Yeah, so cute.
SHUT UP!
MORE FAXNESS! YAY!!
SHUT UP!
You just said that.
Grrrrr....
Okay okay i'll back off!
Thank you, Iggy.
See, Max is nicer than you.
Okay fine, please leave me alone?
Was that so hard?
Yes.

A little more Faxness than normal, but that's okay. I thought it was cute. :)

love,
stargirl

Vay-Cay! (Updates)

2008-06-21T17:53:00.003-05:00

I'm back from NYC, finally. I was gone for a week and a half. It's good to be back. I don't think one of my cats has come out from under the couch since we left. Ah, oh well.

I don't know if you enjoyed the two song explanations, but I'm planning to do ones for Bella, Fang, and Edward if you want me to. I'll put up a new poll.

And results for the old one are in. You all have tied between the current one and the boxes. I might switch back, or I might find a new one.

Seeing as it summer vacation, Star and I will get together soon to make Convo #14. Keep sending those E-Mails. We love your ideas! And as Star said, we respond to all messages personally. None of that "Thank you for sending us an email, we'll get back to you soon" stuff. I would never do that, (I probably couldn't figure out how anyways.)
C-ya!

~FeatherWriter

P.S. Just in case you've forgotten, our e-mail is cullen_flock@mail.com.

Saddly Enough....

2008-06-21T07:31:00.003-05:00

WE JUST GOT OUR FIRST MYSPACE ADD.

wow, don't you guys make me feel SOOO special.
thanks, sooo much.

haha jk, but seriously add us, and we can chill oin cyberspace.
and we will reply to messages...personally.

(the old fashioned) Sincerly,
stargirl :)

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

2008-06-19T14:35:00.001-05:00

I just found feather's redbull stash!
EEEEP!

funfunfunfunfunfun...

i feel like Nudge, so in her honnor, here is a very Nudgy quote;

Max's Song

2008-06-19T12:30:00.001-05:00

Well, since Star seems to be updating, I guess I'll have to do it, too. So here I am at this tiny Wi-Fi spot in the mountains on a laptop trying to bring you all what you want. Well, maybe not, since this isn't what you were excpecting, but I hope you like it anyway. Now that I'm done ranting...
This is the same format as Jacob's Lullaby (see archives). It was so fun to find a song that fit the characters that I decided to do it again. The only difference is that, now that I have the new key up, I'm just going to use my character color for the explanations.
Max's song is Unbreakable by Fireflight.
Here's the music: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D830GpuVFqE (I wouldn't reccomend watching it, there's nothing there except cover art. I'd open it in another window, so you can read and listen at the same time.)

Lyrics: (And explanations)
Where are the people that accuse me? (The whitecoats often treat her like a criminal)
The ones who beat me down and bruised me. (Whitecoats again)
They hide just out of sight, (They send Erasers instead of going)
Can't face me in the light (They only deal with her when she's trapped)
They'll return but I'll be stronger. (Typical Max threat)

Chorus
God, I want to dream again (Her dreams are often significant)
Take me where I've never been (She goes new places all the time)
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared (She's trying to be fearless)
Now I am unbreakable, (Ditto)
it's unmistakable
No one can touch me (Max being Max)
Nothing can stop me (Another threat)

Sometimes it's hard to just keep going (Um, yeah. Look at her life!)
But faith is moving without knowing.
Can I trust what I can't see, (The Voice)
To reach my destiny (Saving the world)
I want to take control but I know better (She always wants to be the leader, but she has to depend on The Flock)

Chorus

Forget the fear it's just a crutch
That tries to hold you back
And turn your dreams to dust (She always has to push through the pain to do what has to be done)
All you need to do is just trust (Everytime she jumps off a cliff she trusts in her wings to catch her)

Chorus

I love this song. And Fireflight. Convos soon (I hope!).

~FeatherWriter

VOTE ON YOUR TEAM!

2008-06-19T10:32:00.001-05:00

18 signs!

2008-06-19T10:17:00.002-05:00

Sorry, they sounded like Bella in Twilight, and i wanted to share :))

EIGHTEEN
you get so jealous when someone comment them saying they are cute

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them

SEVEN:
They're all you think about

SIX:
You get high just from their scent

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them

FOUR:
You would do anything for them!

THREE:
You blush when u hear their name

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

Wow that does sound like me in Twilight! *blushes*
That also sounds like Fang.
NO IT DOESN'T! SHUT UP IGGY!
Boys, stop fighting, before I throw you both out that window!
Yes Max...
I see who wears the pants in this relationship.
You're darn right!

haha love ya'll!
stargirl

Cullen/Flock Conversation #13

2008-06-09T19:50:00.010-05:00

This is Feather (duh) with Convo 13! I may not be able to write convos for a while cuz I'll be on vacation. Star will update. I will make her.

How?

Oh, nothing. I'm not gonna tape my taser in the on position to your back or anything...

Whatever.

Yeah...

So, yeah. Updates galore. (I hope...)

Hey, Emmett!

Hey, Max!

What are you doing with those water balloons?

Oh, well... Bella looked kinda hot today... so I'm gonna cool her off...

You're evil.

Wanna help?

You Betcha!

Five Minutes Later

Finally! A day without rain.

Emmett's gonna fix that.

What?

-splash-

Got her!

Emmett! You little-

-splash-

Success! I hit her dead on!

Ooh, an arial attack, didn't see that one coming.

Max! Emmett! I'm gonna-

What? What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna get Edward.

I thought he was hunting.

Not anymore...

I'm outta here!

Nope! *grabs Max* I'm gonna help.

Why?

I was going to do Bella's hair later and you just made that really hard.

Whatever. I can take Edward.

*has vision* He's gonna win.

Yeah, right!

Grrrrrr...

IT WAS EMMETT'S IDEA!

IT WAS ALICE'S IDEA!

What? That's your lamest excuse yet.

Yeah, right Emmett. Hello? Mind-reader much?

Um, can I go? *fluffs wings*

No, I want to do your hair.

*doorbell rings*

I'll get it. It's probably Jacob.

Wait, Bella! It's-

*opens door*

Mike- Hey everyone!

- Mike Newton.

Hi, Bella. Your dad said you'd be over here- *sees Max's wings and the Cullen's sparkling in the lack of rain)

Um, *pulls wings in* This is awkward.

Were those-

No.

But they looked like-

No.

And why are they-

We aren't.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??!!!!

It's not what it looks like...

WHY DOES SHE HAVE WINGS? WHY ARE YOU SPARKLING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Um, Jasper, do you think you could...?

Sure.

Why do I feel all calm all of a sudden? Why do I want to go to sle- zzzzzzzzzzz.

Who's that?

That's Mike.

And he is...

human.

As in, a huge problem all of a sudden.

So what do we do about it?

I have an idea...

No.

But, you didn't even hear it!

I didn't have to.

But I...

NO!

Fine...

I have one. *grins*

I like that one.

HEYY!

Could you enlighten the rest of us?

Since when do you use the word "enlighten"?

I did go to school for all of six weeks.

SIX WEEKS?

I went to school for eighty years.

EIGHTY YEARS?

*faints*

Crap.

Oh, yeah. The age thing...

ALICE!

What just happened here? Who's the dweeb?

HE'S NOT A DWEEB!

Weren't you just passed out?

Nooooo...

My head hurts...i'm going to bed.

Aww little baby's bed time?

Shut up Iggy! i've always had an later bedtime than you, and we're the same age!

OMG NO YOU DON'T!

NO LEET!

I like it.

Well your a nerd.

Coming from you! omglol!!!!!!11111oneoneone.....haha u r makin me rotfl lmbo

AHHHHHHHHH! *tasers herself* sweet relief!

Did she just?

Yes.

*twitches*

Summer: Hey, everyone!

STAR! KEEP YOUR FRIENDS OUT OF THE CONVOS!

Hey, who are those people? And, hey, Bella. I had the strangest dream. You were with the Cullens and they were sparkling and this girl had wings.

*no one moves*

THEY'RE STILL HERE? WHY DO THEY SPARKLE???!!!

Sleepy time.

*thunk*

Whoops. Too fast.

Hey Max, I just got a new power!

ANOTHER ONE!?

I can brainwash people!

That was awfully convenient.

Oh, this is just like The Final Warning. Next someone will show up with a stupid name like "Uber-Director"

Or send us a pizza bomb that never gets explained.

*coughs* Enough you two! Back to the matter on hand!

You want me to brainwash that guy? *points to Mike*

How did you... oh yeah, mind reader. I keep forgetting.

Let's see. *closes eyes* All done!

That's it?

Yep!

What happened?

You fell really hard and were...um... delusional for a while...

Bella? Where am i?

At the Cullens.
I'm getting out of here...you guys are weird.
Yeah, we're weird. *smiles*
Huh?

We're out of here! Shut up Fang!

THE END!

I hope you liked it. And if you're wondering who that Summer person was, blame Star. It's all her fault. And if you know us personally, that was Summer D.

~FeatherWriter

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2008-06-09T08:59:00.002-05:00

O.o

When did that happen? I'm gonna have to reward you guys again. My sister suggested another new layout, sooooooooo...

Here's the new background!

~FeatherWriter

P.S. I'm gonna put up a poll that has the old layouts on it, so you can vote for the one you liked the best.

Updates

2008-06-04T23:11:00.003-05:00

Lots of new stuff tonight.

1) Our new key. I updated it. It now has everyone that has appeared in a convo, and Esme. It even has Star and I
2) If you saw the "It's just a Trailer..." on my DeviantArt page, the second one's up. Here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/It-s-just-a-Trailer-Pg-2-87716541
3) I did a little bit of Host fanart with the Cullens and The Flock. Don't worry if you haven't read the book, it has no spoilers. Everything in it can be found in the synopsis and front cover. Here's that link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Host-no-spoilers-87722595

That's it for tonight! I feel so accomplished.

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #12

2008-06-03T19:45:00.005-05:00

Here's Cullen/Flock 12!

*whisper* ssspp...sssssspp...valium...sssppt...Max...
sspp...spt...haha...
HAHAHA!
SHUT UP! She'll hear you!
Well, you all don't seem to be acting suspicious at all.
Yeah...that's it.
Whatever. I'll figure it out soon.
*sticks a needle in Max's arm*
I doubt that, because, this time, we've got a vampire helping us.
FANG!
Yes?
YOU ARE SO...ooooh, pretty lights!
So, Max?
yeah...
How long have you been in love with Fang?
JASPER!
A while...
SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT! She's high!
You said she'd tell the truth when we gave her Valium.
I will... I feel tingly!
But, it, I , She...
Aww. YUCK!
HAHA!
HUFFLEMUFFINS!
I hate you all.
Emo.
AAAAAHH!
You're an emo, Fang? Don't you love me?
Um... no.
*bursts into tears* But Fang! I thought you loved me! Waaaaah!
Oh, crap... Max, I do love you, I didn't mean it! I'm sorry.
He admits!
No! I'm trying to make her feel better!
Why do you care?
What do you mean?
This looks suspicious/illegal.
Hey Alice.
Hi, Iggy. Hey, Sweetie? *big eyes*
NO NO NO! Not the puppy face!
Come on, please? Just let me ask one teeny weeny little question. *pouts*
*sigh* Fine, what?
ARE YOU INSANE!!!?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER??!
It's not what it looks like...
*has a vision* It looks like Max is gonna kill you when she "comes to".
Killing is mean. I like cookies.
WE KNOW!
Cookies are yummy! Cooooookkkkkiiiieeeessssssss...
Crap.
Hey Max! I've got cookies!
Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
I love doing that.
I want cookies! *gets up and falls over*
Wow. She's worse than Bella.
Hey!
It's true.
I know...
Gah! How do you just appear like that?!
Jasper, fix her. This is getting old.
Alright.
NO! Wait for me to get out of the room!
FANG!
So, how long have you loved me again?
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
But, killing is mean and you like cookies.
Grrrr...
-thwick-
Got him!
Oooohhh... the lights are changing colors...
-thwick-
Ha! Nudge: two, Fang and Iggy: negative five!
I feel like spinning!
Way to go Nudge!
What just happened?
When Fang pulls a prank, he gives a vampire a needle. I give a caffine-hyped eleven year old a blow dart gun.
I'd hit you, Jasper, but I think the dart would just bounce off. So Alice is gonna play dress-up with you.
Yay!
Finally. Someone besides me has to be Alice's barbie.
No! Wait! I'll do anything! We can get the Valium in somehow! Just don't let her do this to me!
Jasper, I'm not allowed to anything terribly embarassing to you...
Alice, this is a revenge scheme. You can do anything you want.
YAY! Scratch that last comment, Jasper. Come with me...
You're gonna need help to drag me up to your room.
Edward?
Leave me out of this.
EMMETT!
Yeah?
Can you help me drag Jasper to my room?
Why?
I'm helping in a revenge scheme.
Will it be embarassing?
Oh, yessss...
Okay then. *throws Jasper over his shoulder*
PUT ME DOWN!
Nope. I love you, but I'm not gonna pass this chance up.
This is GREAT!
Ahh. I love revenge. It's almost worth getting Valium-ed for.
So, Fang, how long have you loved Max?
I loved her when these people with white jackets put us in cages.
WHAT?!
How old were you?
Like, four. Can I have a sparkly sparkle?
STOP ASKING HIM QUESTIONS, BELLA! I'm gonna kil-
Grrr...
Um, I'm gonna kindly ask you to stop. Yeah.
WHY DOES FANG GET A SPARKLY SPARKLE?! I WANT ONE TOO!
This is sooooo going on Fang's blog.
Hey! I have a blog too!
I know. I just said that.
Ooooooohhhh. MAX! WHERE'S MY SPARKLY SPARKLE!?
AHH! It's like dealing with three year olds!
I may have to ask Carlisle to get me some of this Valium stuff.
Why would you need that?
Ummmm... (whispers to Max) Would that stuff work on werewolves?
I'M A PONY!
Oh Yeah? WELL, I'M A UNICORN!
That's cheating! Unicorns don't exist! They're a myth!
Hey! I could be considered a myth.
*stares at Edward* MAX! EDWARD HAS SPARKLY SPARKLES!
What? *looks at skin* Oh, crap.
I SAW IT FIRST!
*they both jump on Edward*
Agh! Get them off!
Nevermind that! This is going on Fang's blog!

The End!

I hope you enjoyed it! This was fun to write! I love doing these! I hope you liked it. Props to CJ and Nikki for the Valium idea.

~FeatherWriter

P.S. Here's a hint for what's in store for convo #13: The Flock v. Mike Newton.

I...But...This...

2008-05-31T11:46:00.002-05:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S HERE! THE COVER ART OF BREAKING DAWN AND AN EXCERPT OF THE FIRST CHAPTER! There's links on Stephenie Meyer's page, but I'll give em to ya here!

Cover Art: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/031606792X?ie=UTF8&tag=stepheniemeye-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=031606792X

Excerpt: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20203238,00.html

And, yes. Both of these are legit. They were linked on Steph's website.

~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #11

2008-05-27T17:29:00.009-05:00

Dum-da-da-dah! Cullen/Flock 11! We have tons of great ideas so, we'll be updating more frequently! But that doesn't mean we don't want your ideas... Keep sendin'! We love to hear from you. Send, or I'll taser-
Star: *snatches taser*
Feather: NOOOOO!
Have a spoon instead.
Okay, so If you don't send, I'll, um, poke you... with a spoon. Fear it?
Here goes!

Bite me, seriously.
No
Bite me. Please!
I’ll bite you!!
*bites Bella’s hand and Bella grabs her hand.*
Ow! Nudge!
You wanted someone to bite you!
I wanted you to bite me!!
Ok!
*jumps away screaming* No!!
*comes crashing through the roof* What’s wrong Bella? *sees hand* He bit you!! Treaty's off!!
*jumps at Edward and they roll around on the floor*
I wanna wrestle! *jumps on top of Jacob*
*walks in*
Bella and Max: Stop!
*All three guys freeze*
They started it!
*Kicks Fang off*
OW!
Edward bit Bella!
No I didn’t!
Then why was she clutching her hand like it burned?
'Cause Nudge bit me!!
Oh.
NUDGE!!
I'm a Blood-suckah!
Grrr...
I mean... RedBull sucker! Bye!
*grabs* You almost started a war! Don't you know what could have happened?!
I'm Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
THAT'S MY LINE!
Still in pain over here...
NO ONE CARES!
Well maybe you should! I don't like having all these feelings inside me all the time. It's hard being me. I wan't the world to be a happy place full of rainbows and Pixy Stix.
O.o
O.o
O.o
O.o
Whatever Fang, suck it up. Yeah, you're life's hard. So is mine. You don't see me yelling it to the world!
What's going on? Isn't Nudge like, always happy?
Nudge is a meanie-poo.
Jasper: *snicker*
I don't wanna save the world! I'm scared!
I think I know what's happening...
I suddenly feel like giving up. I'm completely okay with Edward having Bella.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
See, I told you. Special powers were given to be abused. Like me picking locks.
You're right. That was great.
*grabs Jasper and Iggy* Get over here you two.
Uh-oh. Alice in a bad mood.
ARE YOU KIDDING! FEAR THE WRATH OF MAX! The last time I pulled a prank, she put cheerios in my shampoo and handcuffed me to bathroom door.
Where'd you get a handcuff?
Same place Feather got a taser.
And we'll never tell!
Um, yeah. That's great. (Stay out of the convos Feather)
WHAT?! You never yell at Star when she gets in!
They like me better.
No, it's just that Feather will yell at you when you get in. No one yells at her.
Oh. Dang it.
So you jumped off a cliff?
Yeah. Jumped, not tripped over a root or something like that. Noooo, I never trip over anything. I jumped.
Whaterver you say, Bella
Grrr... Max is coming with me!
Come on Bella! Let's go!
I was here first!
So...what? Getting there last has never stopped me before! (See New Moon/Eclipse)
So I get to kidnap while you watch the master at work.
Master!? You're like 8 years old!
So I’m still better than you!!
How many times have you completed a successful kidnapping?
Once!
With help!! And your target was six years old! My first kidnapping was A) During school hours, B) A solo mission, and C) On a motorcycle.
So? *jumps on Jacob*
Cool! A Dog fight! Iggy you gotta come see this!!
Sorry to break it to ya Fang but I’m blind.
Bella and Max: *sigh*
Hey, Bella. Let's get out of here.
Sure.

Five minutes later...
Alright! Truce. Now, let's get them.
Wait. Where'd they go?
*jumps on Ari*
*jumps on Jacob*
What? Did you think I was gonna wait around for you to kidnap me? This is me we're talking about.
And you aren't allowed to kidnap Bella, ever!
What if she wants me to?
It wouldn't be kidnapping then, Jake.
Well, I'm out of here. Have fun traring Fido here to shreds.
What? You're ditching me?!
Yep. Pretty much.
Oh, Ari. You're gonna wish for shampoo and cherios later...

And, it's done. Ugh. Wow, I forgot how long it takes to make a convo.

Credits: Ideas from Lauraena and Abbface! Thanks guys!

~FeatherWriter

CONVOS SOON!

2008-05-26T14:39:00.004-05:00

jeez star, when are you going to post! if we don't entertain Nudge and Alice soon, they will find my red bull stash!
sorry iggy! i've been busy, but feather and i are going to get together tommorow and get cracking on our convos.
speaking of featherwriter, where is she?
oh no....
OW feather where on earth did you get that *zap* OW tazer?
heh heh heh feel my wrath!
CRAP.
Hey Feather, *zap* OW what was that for?
she's gone crazy from lack of convos...
That's good right?
no, hunny that means it's time to post again.
*zap*
Okay, no more tazer for you.
NOOOO I need the power!
Alice?
I got it. *puts in large cage*
that's so not cool.
*rattles cage* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts foaming at the mouth.
you had better post a new convo FAST!
I'm on it!

Jacob's Lullaby

2008-05-23T21:07:00.005-05:00

Aren't you all so lucky. Two posts in one day. Don't get used to it. I'm usually lazy. But anyways, I'm having a sleepover with Jacob Fan and Simer (from the deviantart drawings) and Simer played a song called Little Sparrow as sung by David Cook (the original is by Dolly Parton), and I realized it sounds like a song that Jacob would write for Bella (not that he'd sing it to her, though). So despite my die-hard Edwella-ness, I had to post it.
Here's the music:http://youtube.com/watch?v=HS37qQvpnOw

My explanations are in this color

Little sparrow, little sparrow
Precious fragile little thing (Bella is fragile to Jacob)
Little sparrow, little sparrow
Flies so high and feels no pain (Like Bella after Edward left, trying to feel no pain)

All ye maidens heed my warning
Never trust the handsome men (Edward or just vampires in general)
They will crush you like a sparrow (He's still afraid that Edward will kill her)
Leaving you to never mend (She wouldn't heal after he left)
They will vow to always love you (which Edward did)
Swear no love but yours will do (ditto)
Then they'll leave you for another (Jacob still doesn't trust Edward not to leave)
Break your little heart in two

Little sparrow, little sparrow
Precious fragile little thing
Little sparrow, little sparrow
Flies so high and feels no pain

If I were a little sparrow (If he were completely human like her)
O'er these mountains I would fly
I would find you, I would find you
Look into your lying eyes. (He would be pretty mad if she left him)
I would flutter all around you
On my little sparrow wings
I would ask you, I would ask you
Why you let me love in vain. (He feels betrayed because she can't love him back)

(Talking to Edward)
I am not a little sparrow (He's not just human, so Edward shouldn't underestimate him)
I am just the broken dream (He took Jacob's love away)
Of a cold, false-hearted lover (Self Explanitory)
And your evil, cunning scheme (Ditto)

Chorus

All ye maidens fair and tender
Never trust the handsome men
They will crush you like a sparrow
Leaving you to never mend

Little sparrow, little sparrow
Oh the sorrow never ends (He would say this as he was running away at the end of Eclipse)

And despite my better judgement, I'm now giving the keyboard to Jacob Fan.

Hiiiiii!!! This is Jacob Fan and I'm sort of high but I'm always like this. I think that Featherwriter is being a little harsh when she says 'against my better judgement'. Now, Edward Fans, don't kill me for loving Jacob more than Edward. If you really thought about, you'd realize that he's better than Edward too. I'm into a converting mood because Simer has been converted into a non-Jacob-hater. So if you secretly like Jacob better but won't say so because you're afraid of Edward fans killing you, speak up for yourself. It's okay if your best friends want to kill you, I get death threats daily, even hourly! And Featherwriter ma seem really innocent but she is really really mean and is very cruel. And she might edit this part so if you're reading this right now you will know that a miracle has occured. And now to Featherwriter with her evil editing powers.

My better judgement is saying "I told you so".
AND I AM NOT CRUEL!
Star: You tasered me.
Shhhhh! No I didn't!
Yes you did.
*tasers star* I don't taser people.
YOU JUST DID! And OW!

And now to a hostile takeover by Simer, who I will not taser because she has her own. Oh, yes, here is a link to Simer using her stupid *tased* OW! I mean completely awesome (not) *tased* STOP IT! Fine! Her taser.
Ha! A taste of your own medicine.
I'm gonna shove you in a closet, Star. Anyways, link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/It-s-just-a-trailer-Pg-1-86356099

HELLO! You gave me the computer willingly, whatever...
So this is Simer (No I did not pick my name, it was forced and I not going for Jacob, I just hate him less) Oh so I take full resonposibility for this epiphany because I was educating Jacob Fan and FeatherWriter on country songs and other songs that they never heard like David Cook (Go David Cook for winning American Idol, sorry "other David" fans he was good too) So I forced them to listen to every song on iPod and hence JACOB's LULLABY. (Oh by the way FeatherWriter just listened to the Little Sparrow song for the 100th time!)

Hostile re-takeover by FeatherWriter! Ack! No more guest bloggers! If you look at Simer's passage, you will see only ONE PERIOD! ADD much.
And I have only listened to it like 26 times.

...in the past 5 minutes.
Yeah, I'm addicted. But Jacob still sucks.

This has got to be the longest post EVER! Longer than the convos! Post ends now!
~FeatherWriter

~And Jacob Fan

~ And Simer

STOP POSTING ON MY BLOG YOU TWO!!!
Sorry!
I'm not.

heyheyhey

2008-05-23T12:44:00.003-05:00

hook us up on myspace!!!
yes we got one...

anywho...go to www.myspace.com/cullenflock

you know you love me xoxo
stargirl <3

2008-05-21T20:17:00.002-05:00

heyy guys, sorry i haven't been on in a while, i'm not a super brainiac, like feather, so i have to actually study for my finials! Ugh life is hard, lol.

we love the emails!
ya'll have the best ideas!

anywho...i have a HUGE science project due tommorow, and i'll die if i don't get it done, sooooo...

peace outt!
stargirl :))

Super Random Update! (you were warned...)

2008-05-15T18:07:00.003-05:00

Oh, wow. I needed an update. Lots to say today. Here we go.

Number 1: Page 6 of the meeting is up
http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-6-Max-85661185
This is the last one. :( But I might do more :)

Number 2: My friends are insane. You know those drawings I did of Star and I? Well my other friends wanted some too. They're on my deviantart page if you want to check them out. I didn't make up most of the names, they did. Like I said, they're nuts.

Number 3: This is a cool thing that my ILA (that means Integrated Language Arts at our school, pretty much English) teacher found on filmschoolrejects.com. She passed a sheet out to everyone in my class, even though I'm the only one whose read Twilight. (don't tell me to try to convert people, it's a class of nine and I'm one of two girls) She is the most amazing teacher ever! She is also obsessed, (she showed the trailer like five times in class) Here it is:

Tips to help guys reading “Twilight” keep their manliness:
1. Drink a protein shake and do curls while reading.
2. Read the book in your 1967 Ford Mustang.
3. Have American Gladiators on in the background for when the pizza guy gets there.
4. Every time Edward tells Bella how great she smells, break a board with your fist.
5. Not taking shower breaks will work to your manly advantage.
6. Don’t write an article publicly claiming how much you enjoyed the book.
7. If the emotions well up, call Chuck Norris and insult his mother.
8. Attempt to eat a 36 oz. steak before finishing chapter four.
9. Read it while participating in a rodeo.
10. Test your manliness by growing a beard by chapter thirteen.

XD XD XD XD XD I was rolling on the floor laughing and none of the rest of the class got it. Oh, well. The two of us can be obsessed together.

TTFN,
~FeatherWriter

EDIT: Number 4: Eeek! Just saw the hit count as I posted. 2000? O.o That's nuts. I have fannnnsssss... *faints*

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAYY!

2008-05-11T12:42:00.002-05:00

Tell your mommy you love her, unless you are in the flock, then HAPPY MAX'S DAY!
yay for Max and Esme! :))))

catch ya later,
stargirl

Cullen/Flock Converation #10

2008-05-09T11:15:00.009-05:00

It's finally done. Yes, I realize it's like five days late. I'm sorry. I will be better from now on. (hopefully)

Oh, yeah. Emmett is this color. (I might change the top thing if I feel like it)

So, you’ve got a movie coming out soon?
Yeah
So, it’s coming out in like, three weeks right?
No, what made you think that?
Well, they’ve got a trailer and a poster already…
It’s not coming out until December.
So why is all that stuff out?!
Self-Preservation
What? That doesn’t make any sense Alice.
Sure it does. Book turned movie + Rabid Fans + death threats to directors = Lots of updates to keep them calm.
How come you guys get a movie before us?
Because we’re better.
Whatever! There is no flying or erasers in your movie!
There’s werewolves.
and really high jumping.
*taps Fang on the shoulder* You should pay more attention, Fang.
Ah! Why do you keep doing that!?
DID YOU SEE THE NEW GOSSIP GIRL?!!??
(blank stare)
Anyone?
*Crickets*
You guys have no taste. *storms out*
Star girl: I LOVE THAT SHOWWW! Nudge is soo right, you have no taste!
OMG I KNOW...I can't believe Asher is gay!
I can, he seemed like it.
Nate is sooo hot!
I KNOW!
FeatherWriter: *starts twitching* STOP BEFORE I KILL YOU BOTH! And Star, you aren't allowed ot talk to the characters.
I'm with ya Feather.
Byee!
How does she think so fast? It’s insane!
So, Nudge likes gossip girl.
She’s been a “full blown fan” for about, I don’t know, 4 days!
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s addicted to Grey’s Anatomy tomorrow.
I love Grey’s Anatomy!
Since when?
Carlisle got me hooked. It’s good.
Look at us “fictional” characters talking about TV.
Yeah, it makes me wonder how many other books are based on truth.
Do you think Harry Potter…?
*pause*
Everyone: No.
There’s no way he exists.

Sorry, kinda short but WE NEED IDEAS! Sooo email us, please!

thunk

2008-05-06T10:24:00.002-05:00

That's the sound of my head hitting the keyboard as I fall asleep. I have been up since 3 AM and I am having some major issues funcioning in normal society. I'm glad I got through my algebra test without writing Edward Cullen all over the page.
Why was I up at three? I was at the mall. At three. Before any stores were open. Because I was waiting in line for The Host, and (da-da-da-duh) A TICKET TO SEE STEPHENIE MEYER!
Okay, so the coffee hasn't worn off yet.
It was fun. We were hyper and I saw some friends. And if any of you touch my ticket, I will cheerfully decapitate you. NO TOUCHY!

And I will end on that cheerful note.
~FeatherWriter

PS. Put the vegetables away! I'll get the convo up soon!

Ahh, Peanut Butter...

2008-05-05T17:07:00.003-05:00

Wow. Lots of updates lately. (but no convos yet) Anyways, I was sitting here eating a peanut-butter sandwich, (not PB&J cuz Jelly is nasty!) when I saw something that I absolutely have to share...

THE TWILIGHT TRAILER!!!
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/05/05/the-twilight-trailer-is-here-now-send-us-your-video-comments-and-you-may-end-up-on-mtv/
EEEEE!

And then I decided to share the pics I drew and photoshopped of Me and Star.

Enjoy! I can't wait for tomorrow, I'm gonna get tickets to see Stephenie Meyer, and The Host! Can't wait!

~FeatherWriter

PS. Can you believe that they're making a Max Ride manga?? If you haven't heard about it, check out Fang's Blog.

The Meeting (again)

2008-05-03T22:48:00.002-05:00

Page 5 coming at'cha!
http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-5-Bella-84667969
This is the second to last one! I can't wait to finish the ending!

~FeatherWriter

PS. I wish I'd waited then I could have posted this with the other one.

Twi-Hard

2008-05-03T20:54:00.003-05:00

Okay, first off, I think that the name Twi-Hards should have won the "Official Name for the Twilight Fanbase" poll. If you didn't see the article on MTV News, we're apparently now called "Twilighters". Bore-ing.
Anyways...

Found a new site that is hilarious! You have to check this out.

And yes, Kaleb. He does.
Lol.

I will get a convo up by Tuesday, if it kills me! Ooooh, I might regret this later...
~FeatherWriter

The Meeting Update

2008-04-30T19:12:00.003-05:00

Page 4! Its finally up. This is not the last one and I promise I will get the next one up sooner than this.

Enjoy!

Link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-4-Max-84371785

~FeatherWriter

hey...

2008-04-28T17:05:00.002-05:00

Got a good idea for one of our convos?
email us at: cullen_flock@mail.com

BE CREATIVE!

peace out girl scout,
>stargirl

Mwahahaha!

2008-04-27T21:28:00.007-05:00

I'm sneaking on. (Don't tell my parents!) I feel so criminal. Hehe.
Anyways...

Me: *kicks Star* I thought you would be updating more!
Star: Well, I'm busy. I don't have time to be all book-nerdy like you!
Me: I'm not book nerdy!
Star: What's the Kryptonite quote off the top of your head?
Me: That's easy, "Kryptonite doesn't bother me either." ~Edward Cullen; Twilight
Star: What, no page number? And... I make my point.
Me: Dang. Oh yeah, *kicks again* Update more!
Star: Ow! Pain! Lots of pain!
Me: Would you rather if I used a taser?
Star: You wouldn't. You don't even own a taser.
Me: *zaps*
Star: Where did you keep that thing?!
Me: *zaps again*
Star: Stop it! I'll update!
Me: *zaps again*
Star: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!
Me: Cuz it's fun. And I'm feeling all evil today with the sneaking on and stuff. Hehe.

Sooooo, Star will update soon. Yay, pain as a work incentive.
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii249/alagaseia35/Vol848.jpg
Comic from missmab.com. All characters copyright of Amber M. Williams in case you can't read that small print.

Still feeling like a felon
~FeatherWriter

Cullen/Flock Conversation #9

2008-04-24T17:11:00.006-05:00

Emmett is this color.

I’m this color.

FeatherWriter is this color.

*listening to The Beatles, on Edward's new iPod nano*
you know, I've seen them live.

NOT FAIR!

You don’t really seem like a Beatles type of person, more like a rock, or emo music person.

Yeah, but I’m a sucker for the classics, and no, I’m not emo.

Watcha doin’ guys?

Listening to “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles.

I didn’t know you were in ta the Beatles, Fang.

Yep.

You seem more like an emo music kinda guy.

Ahh, Max! I AM NOT FREAKING EMO!

*high five*

You didn’t see that coming? Wow, even Emmett picked that one up, you must be REALLY slow!

Whatever.

ALICCCEEEEE!

HEY NUDGE!

Want some of my red bull?

I don’t eat, or drink remember…you silly!

You could soooo keep it down, it isn’t really food, it’s just red bull!

I don’t know nudge, I don’t really enjoy throwing up.

Come on…please?

Uhhm, NO. You are NOT giving her that. I can hardly get her to shut up with out it.

Hey, you’re Max, right?

No that would be her. *pointing* My name is Fang.

Fang? That’s a name?

Yep.

Cool?

Thanks *sarcastically*

No prob. *smiles playfully*

Yo Max, come here, Emmett wants to meet you…

Coming!

Hey.

Hi… *blushes*

So you’re Max.

Hehe, yeahhhh.

Oh jeez.

You are so jealous.

NO I AM NOT!!

Yeah, what ever.

I’m not!

Hey Star, how come you haven’t been on in so long?

I have been bu- WAIT! Stop talking to me! You are supposed to be entertaining the readers!!!

STAR! Stop interrupting them! They have stuff to do!

But he-

I don’t want to hear it!

But-

Ah ah ah...

But i-

ZIP IT!

Fine. *sigh*

Continue…

Just admit that you are jealous of Emmet, and I’ll leave you alone!

Why would I be jealous of steroids over there?

Number one, he doesn’t do steroids. Number two, Max is drooling over him, and you looooove her. Number three, he could so kick your-

Alice can hear you; I wouldn’t say that out loud.

I DO NOT LOVE MAX!

SINCE WHEN?!?

Since forever.

Don’t be embarrassed, Fang. You deserve Max more than I deserve Edward, although that doesn’t say much…

BELLA!

Whatever, you know it’s true.

I think you deserve him Bella. So does he.

AWW FNICK HAS A CRUSH ON MAX!! wait till I tell her!

Iggy, NO!

MAAAAXXXXX!

*slaps him* that’s mean! Don’t do that to him! You don’t need to tell her, it’s already obvious enough.

Great.

What are we talking about here?

NOTHING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

2008-04-17T20:06:00.001-05:00

Page three of The Meeting is up now. Check it out.

Edit Note: Sorry. here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-3-Bella-83144649

Ugh

2008-04-17T10:21:00.002-05:00

I just got grounded, so I will probably not be posting so much. Star Girl will probably post stuff for me, so at least there's still that. I will post when my parents let up a bit, but until then, my posts will be few and far between. (I will kick Star Girl to make sure she posts some more ;)

Eeeek!

2008-04-14T17:13:00.004-05:00

1K? Wow. It's like a mile marker or something. That's a lot of hits. Hmm. We should do something special. Any ideas guys?

Fan art?
Some cool graphic thingy?
Me: Um, well, I can't draw to save my life. And I'm no good at html...
How about in honor of the thousand hits, we give me a RedBull!
*everyone glares*
What? It was worth a shot...
What about a layout change? I mean seriously, Feather, CAN WE PLEASE GET SOMETHING ELSE?!
Me: That might work Fang, (and it would let me be lazy. That's always a good thing.)

So, in honor of one thousand hits, (and lazyness), I give you A NEW LAYOUT! (well background anyways)

Cullen/Flock Conversation #8

2008-04-14T09:25:00.008-05:00

Bella, you are amazing, and I can't imagine life with out seeing your beautiful face. I can't stand how selfish I am being, you aren't safe with me Bella, don't you get that?
No, I get it.
Then why don't you jus-
Edward, I love you, and no matter how much you try to change that, it isn't going to work. I will always love you.
That's what worries me.
UGH, Edward!
What?
It IS my choice!
Aww, so sweet...blehh!
Oh shut up bird boy, do you really want me to tell everyone what you are REALLY thinking?
Uhh, no that's okay...
I didn’t think so.
Be nice Edward.
Yeah Eddy, be nice to poor baby Fnick.
Shut it.
Hey Edward, what’s u- oh they’re still here, *sigh* bye Edward.

Rosalie, don’t be like that!
Make me.
Edward and Bella, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-
Heck yeah we are!
Oh jeez.
*blushes*
HI NUDGE!
ALICEEE!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah *something about shoes*blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah*I know*blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I am soo out!
Right behind you emo boy.
Oh jeez.
Fang?
Edward?
Yes?
Where are ya‘ll headed?
And can we come?
Uhg…
SURE!
Dude!
What? I can’t NOT take Bella, I’m in love with her!
Ahh fine, come on Max.
Well I was planning on going anyways, so you’ll just have to suck it up.
Where are we going anyways?
Uhh…hooters? Haha just playin. Just away from the dangerous mix of Alice and Nudge talking about shoes.
And the little boy with the beans.
WHAT?!?
Haha…sorry? We were working on Big Boy #2, and he got hungry, and that is the only thing the Cullens had in their pantry.
It surprises me that we have ANYTHING in our pantry.
Big Boy #2?
Uum, No?
Figgy got BUSTED!
BOO!
AHHH
Great, more fun.
*trips and falls* JACOB!
Oops, sorry Bella.
You’d better be, dog.
Leech!
F-
BOYS!
He started it!
I DON’T CARE WHO STARTED IT, I’M ENDING IT!
DANG, Bella, you sound like Max!
Or Esme.
More Max.
Yeah probably.
Hey Max.
Yes Iggy?
Can I have a-
No, to what ever earth destroying thing you are going to ask for, NO!
But i-
No.
It-
No.
I didn’t even-
NO!
Fine.
See?
Max?
Yes sweetie?
I don’t like that werewolf guy in here.
He won’t hurt you, Angel.
I know that, but I don’t like what he’s thinking about Bella. I like her, she is nice, and pretty, and thinks you’re cool, and he is thinking stuff I would usually hear coming from Fang and Iggy at the beach, except worser.
LITTLE RAT!
THAT'S IT!
I’m with ya, Edward!
Emmett- Can I help?
Crap.
That’s right, be VERY afraid.
STOP THIS!
Bella, I-
No.
Just once?
Uhhm, NO!
You go girl!
See, I told you Bella was cool!
Aww, thank you Angel, you are pretty darn cool your self!
And no matter what you think, Edward loves you like CRAZY! It kinda reminds me of Max and Fang, except I’m not supposed to know that they love each other.
She’s right you know.
Yeah, I know.
AWW!
Grr…
Grr…I have never loved Max, like that anyways.
Yeah, I love Fang, but like a little brother or a pet hamster.
Fnick is a hamster?
Shut up, before I make you.
Aww, Fang that was a really sweet thought!
Yeah, I didn’t know you were such a romantic.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. *blushes*
Yes you do.
Grr…
*whispers the thought to Bella*
Aww!
FANG!
Oh jeez.

contest update...

2008-04-14T08:50:00.003-05:00

so far we are tied!
abbface and tara!!

anywho, there is still a few days left in the contest, so get some friends to comment for ya!
and if you don't know what i'm talking about, scroll down to the box that says... [CONTEST]

adios, bye, auf weiersein, adieu, peace..
Star Girl

Check it out!

2008-04-12T21:47:00.003-05:00

I wrote a story about the Cullens and the Flock meeting for the first time. You can find it at http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-1-Bella-82626574
This is a work in progress and is not finished yet, but it will be soon. And please realize that this is more serious than the convos, and is not quite as funny. I still hope you enjoy it, though.

~FeatherWriter

EDIT NOTE: The second part is up, you can find it here: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-2-Max-82779633

Wanna know a secret?

2008-04-10T17:33:00.003-05:00

Little known fact about Star Girl. (unless you know us personally, then you probably know) But anyways, for the first six convos STAR GIRL HAD NOT READ TWILIGHT!
Yeah, I know you're shocked. She recently finished Twilight and is now dying because she can't get New Moon (as we all were). Soooo, anyways, just thought you might want to know. Lol.

~FeatherWriter

PS: She does know most of the plots of the books. I have told her. (at the time she did not plan on reading the books, so it wasn't like I was spoiling or anything!) But she got sucked in. Lol. Sucked. (pun intended)

Cullen/Flock Conversation #7

2008-04-08T17:00:00.008-05:00

Okay, it's finally done. Enjoy!

So Fang, I've been reading your story. I'm pretty sure that Chapter 19 in the third book is my favorite chapter so far...
Which one is... Aww-
Don't say it.
I was gonna say crap.
No you weren't.
How would you know? Oh yeah. Nevermind.
: )
So, which one's chapter 19?
*reads* "He shifted on the hard ground a half dozen flashes of memory cycling through his brain. Max looking at him and laughing. Max leaping off a cliff, snapping out her wings, flying off, so incredibly powerful and graceful that it took his breath away."
STOP READING THAT!!
Yeah, I let him narrate like one chapter, and he puts that in.
I never said that! It was all that Patterson guy!
Suuuurrrreeee.
Hey, 'sup my homies?
Alice and Edward: AHHH!
Oh jeez. Don't ever talk like that again, Total.
I knew he thought like a human, but I didn't know he talked!
Shoulda' seen that one coming.
Oh, great. The dog's back again. I thought we...
*walks in*
gave him... uh, cookies?
Yeah, dog cookies.
You might not want to think that with Angel around.
Think what?
Nothing...
Why are you thinking "We are totally not hiding anything"?
No reason, Angel. We're just not hiding anything. That's all.
Yeah right. Be lucky I'm not the kind of dog who holds grudges. Hi Angel!
Wow, did that dog just talk? Don't see that much.
Yeah we never see talking dogs, dog.
Grr.
How do you keep getting into our house?
He's sneaking in to see Bella.
I wish it was your power that didn't work on me instead of hers.
I don't.
Shut up before I wipe that smile off your face!
I'd love to see you try. But what would Sam think?
Shut up.
You two are funnier than Max in the morning.
Ahem.
Beautiful, I mean. More beautiful.
That made a whole lot of sense.
Oooh. Fang's gonna get his butt kicked.
Oooh. Total's gonna be eating out of a dog dish tonight.
What's up Flock? Ready to get your butts kicked again?
HAHAHAHA! Again? That butt-ugly werewolf beat you up? That's the funniest thing I ever heard!
I'm not a werewolf! Why does everyone call me that here?
Hey, pup. How about we go into the backyard and I'll show you a real wolf. Haha.
He still hasn't figured it out? Wow he is slow.
*as Ari*: I'm just a dumb Eraser. They made my brain reaaaalllly small so I wouldn't have to carry it around while I run. I'm sooo glad I don't have that problem. It would be so heavy...
Hey! Stop that!
Need me to take him out?
No way, I haven't had a decent fight in weeks!
Ari's our turf! We beat him up!
I'm right here you know!
*whispers* Wanna help me take him down?
Sure!
Can I help, Max?
And me too! I love beating up Erasers. It's so much fun to hurt them. Especially Ari. Cuz he's been so mean and he almost killed Fang.
I liked that part of the books too. You know, what happened after...
Does that girl ever shut up?
No. Be quiet Edward. I wasn't even concious.
Yes you were.
So, about this fight...
I'M RIGHT HERE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!
I'd offer to help, but I'd just get in the way.
I can fight for you Bella.
No you can't. This is a girls only fight.
I'm not getting beat up by a bunch of girls.
Oh, yes you are!
Actually he is...
Well, can I fight on his side? Fighting vampires is a lot more fun than fake werewolves.
I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me.
AAAAHHH! NO! NO FIGHTING!
Awesome. Now we can finally see who'd win.
I don't need help! I can fight the flock on my own!
Alice! Don't let them do this.
I don't think they're going to hurt each other. It'll just be like sparring or something.
CARLISLE!
No maiming you guys.
Can I fight too?
That's it. I'm outta here. You guys are nuts.
Oh no you don't! We've got some business to attend to.
No way! I'd rather die!
That can be arranged...
Fine. If you won't let me go...*shoves a cookie in Max's mouth and sticks a patch on Nudge's arm*
IT'S LIKE THE GREATEST COOKIE EVER!! It's so warm and soft, and there's just enough chocolate chips. And-
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I feel like I could fly to the moon!! I think I will!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Caffiene patch and a genetically inhanced cookie. The whitecoats don't just mess with humans anymore.
WHEN WILL IT WEAR OFF?! And since when do cookies have genes?
Eh, a few days. Bye now! *breaks free and flies off*
Dang it Ari!
Tough luck.
So is the fight off then?
IT'S LIKE A MILLION REDBULLS!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'll take that as a yes.
cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Who gave Max cookies?
Ari.
And I missed it?! Dang it. Next time make sure he stays...
Now that is an evil grin...

THE END!

Lol. Hope you liked it!

Life Lessons and Standardized Tests

2008-04-08T16:29:00.002-05:00

Yeah. TAKS Test today. I hate math. I did learn a valuable lesson that I will remember forever though:

Red Rover sucks if you're no good at it.

We went to our last period today (because everyone finished) and the teacher took us outside. Seeing as there are like 18 people in that class and only 4 of them are girls, they boys started a game of Red Rover. Us girls decided to play (except one :P) and after a little bit the other team called me over. Despite the fact that I can bench 35 lbs. max, I somehow decided that I could break through these guys' arms. Yeah, stupid, I know. So I hit them full force. They don't break. My legs keep going. I fall HARD and slide about two feet.
So yes. Today was interesting. But I will have the new convos up today. I promise.

PS: The trick to the Quiz (if you haven't figured it out) is that the answers are names flipped around. Drawde=Edward, Bocaj=Jacob, Gnaf= Fang. Lol.

Quiz (randomnesssssssss)

2008-04-07T10:26:00.002-05:00

Which is a better name for a guy, Drawde, Bocaj, or Gnaf? Your answer means something... Maybe you can figure it out. ;)

PS: If it helps, I like Drawde.

What the...?

2008-04-04T19:43:00.003-05:00

500 VIEWS? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? Wow, I'm flattered. This blog was only started 15 days ago. You guys are dedicated. But, thanks! I'm glad that people like the caffeine-induced randomness that we call a blog. I had no idea when we started it that other people would enjoy it. But I'm glad you do! Yay!

Keep checking in!
~FeatherWriter

PS: We will get some new stuff up soon. But I wouldn't expect anything until Monday or Tuesday. Lol.

Faxness...

2008-04-02T19:28:00.004-05:00

I was talking to my friend today [who refuses to comment here...stupid little *mumbling something that can not be posted on this site, due to the fact that FeatherWriter would kill me* ]...what was i talking about again..uhhhh...OH YEAH! anywho, so i was talking to her and this is pretty much how the whole conversation went down: [safety measurements require me to give my friend a secret identity so we will call her "booknerd" okay?]

Star Girl: blah, blah, blah...something random.
Book Nerd: something about Max and Fang...
Star Girl: You know Fang is kinda the girl in their relationship, if you know what I mean...
Book Nerd: yeah, kinda.
Star Girl: I mean Max defiantly wears the pants in the relationship, well I mean Fang wears pants too, but Max just wears the pants in the uhhhh...
*awkward silence*
Book Nerd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

not as funny if you weren't there i guess...

CONTEST

2008-04-01T22:57:00.003-05:00

star girl here,
i am super bored, and can't sleep, so i decided that i would do a little contest to get us some more viewers...so here are the rules:

1. tell your friends to check us out.
2. tell them to comment this post with your name.
3. the person with the most comments with their name on it will get their name mentioned in one of our little thingys, by a character of their choice.

sooo, call up your friends!!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #6

2008-04-01T18:23:00.009-05:00

Hmmm. I'm bored.
Yeah, Edward and Max have been gone for a while...
I've always wanted to try something.
What?
*kisses*
*walks in*
*lets go* wow. that was awesome.
Grrrrrrrr.
Are you done?
yeaahh.
*punches*
Ow! DANG IT!!
My hand didn't break! Yay!
Do you want me to hurt him harder?
*falls off the ceiling* So, Fang can kiss you, but I can't??
I punched him too.
Max and Fang: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?! WERE YOU SPYING?!? IF YOU CAN GET IN HERE SO CAN THE WHITECOATS!!!
I would see whitecoats if they came.
You didn't see him!!
Don't remind me.
Wow...you guys are weird
So you would consiter a blind 14 year old that assembles bombs as a hobby normal?
Yes.
You make bombs? That's cool. I build motorcylces.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! THIS IS JUST A PHASE!!
You keep telling yourself that, Max. And Jacob, Five Iggy Radness Points to you for building motorcycles.
Iggy's Fangirls: NOOOO JACOB! WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR THOSE POINTS!
Man, it's a good thing the school uses Erasers to track us instead of fangirls. We would be sooo toast, if they used fangirls.
Especially if they used you and Max's.
SHUT UP!
Fangirls: AAAHHH! IT'S EDWARD!! EDWARD, COME OUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE BELLA AGAIN!
Lone Jacob fan: AND JACOB TOO! *is killed by Edward supporters*
Dang it! I hate it when they kidnap Bella. OKAY I'M COMING TO GET HER!
*fangirls faint*
Works every time.
*flirting with one of Iggy's fans* Hey whats up babe?
Fan #1: OMG, your FANG! you are soooo hot!
Fan #2: yeah, but Jenn, he has a girlfriend, sorry hun.
No I don't. why do you say that?
Fan #2: but i thought you and-
If you say Max, Lissa, or Brigid, I will hit you so hard, a few ribs will crack.
and thats supposed to hurt?
to humans.
True.
Jenn: soooo... you're single?
Yep.
Jenn: not for long...come with me.
Going somewhere?
Umm no?
Jenn: IT'S MAX! YAY!
I will give you an autograph if you leave.
Jenn: Okay, but Fang and I were about to go on a date...
YOU WHAT?!
Jenn: Well, I figured that it would be okay, since you're not involved or anything, but if you are...
Max and Fang: NO WE'RE NOT!!
Jenn: Well, okay. Defensive much. Fine. Bye.
Max! What was that for?
I...um...thought she might be an Eraser.
Yeah, cuz she really looked like an Eraser.
Your faxness is showing.
Fangirls: FAXNESS!!!
THE END! :))
Wow, two posts in one day. We're getting good at this. lol.

Author's note: About that Jacob fan who got killed, sorry. If you're a Jacob fan, I don't have anything against you. I'm just a die hard Edwella(used it!) person.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #5(ish)

2008-04-01T10:19:00.007-05:00

The conversation you've all been waiting for. Yes, Jacob has finally arrived. Enjoy.

Hey Alice, why do you have a Porche, a convertible, and a Mercedes in your garage?
Did you touch the Porche?
No, why?
Because you could have scratched my paint
YOU HAVE A PORCHE?! Did you win the lottery or something?
Only once. Carlisle didn't think it was fair since I could see the winning numbers.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? So you bought a Porche?!
No, Edward bribed me with it.
How did he freaking afford that?
We're loaded, duh. Why? Aren't you?
Uh, NO! I grew up in a cage. Not too many chances to earn a fortune there...
Money kinda happens when you don't have to buy food and have a sister who can see changes in the stock market.
That's so not fair. Where's Bella anyways?
Ugh, with her dog friend.
Edward, I thought you said you were going to be nice.
No, I said I would be nice when Bella's around. But since she's always around I can see how you might be mistaken about that.
Where's the flour? I want to make pancakes.
Aren't you blind?
Yeah, but Iggy's good at that stuff.
Better than Max anyway. Only Max could turn brownies into bricks.
Only Max could kick your butt from here to next Tuesday.
(as Fang): Only Max is an amazing kisser.
That's it!
Wait, they're coming.
Darn it. Bella told him about you and he wants to meet you.
Who's he?
*growls* Jacob.
Did someone call? Cuz, if it's who I think it is, I'm not answering.
Hello, Jacob
Hello, leech
Jacob, stop it. *hits*
Seriously, Bella. Get a baseball bat if you want to try that.
That can be arranged.
Stop it, both of you.
Wow
Who's the emo kid? Is he one of them?
Oh, god.
Fang doesn't like people calling him emo. And Max, what does #$%*& *%# mean?
Where did you hear THAT!?
Fang and the werewolf both thought it at the same time.
Crap, she's actually a mind reader like the blo-
*glares*
Fine, like Edward?
Thank you.
I don't really care about you, uuh Jacob? because you could probably lick me like it was nothing. But FANG!
heh heh... Bye!
Lick someone... haven't heard that one in fifty years. What have you been reading, Huckleberry Finn?
Tom Sawyer actually. But that's beside the point. GET BACK HERE FANG!
So, can you guys actually fly?
Well, I'm about to, so watch and learn.
Yeah, fly away from lover girl.
Ahem.
I've got your back sister.
Me too.
Me too.
Me seven.
Angel, three plus one doesn't equal seven, but now is not really the time.
Are you sure? 'Cause Iggy told me it was.
Who's Iggy?
That would be me. And I still can't find the freaking flour! Doesn't anyone pity the blind kid?
Uhh, no.
Um, Iggy, we don't have any flour.
Why not?
We don't do that much cooking around here... if you know what I mean.
Filthy bloodscuckers.
You got a problem with the way we live?
Yes. I do.
Can you suggest another way for us to live?
How about not living?
Stop it!
Anyways... I've got a date with Brigid soon sooo...
If you go with her, I'm calling Sam.
No! Not that weenie- I mean, I don't care...
You can't resist the faxness.
Max and Fang: Where did you hear that!
You both secretly enjoy it.
What do you mean?!
I love reading minds...

THE END!!
Please comment. I will love you!

hmm...

2008-03-29T15:43:00.003-05:00

special shout out to "Abbface" and "CheeseHead" for being the first few to comment our awe-tastic-ful, nerdy, cooky, spunky [i don't know what it is about that word that i like, but it is very entertaining!], extreemly weird thing we call a blog. we love ya, and appreciate the cool things you said about our site.

and for all ya'll readers that DON'T post comments...you so should!
we need your input on how to make our site TIGHT, if you know what i'm sayyin.

peaceee,
star girl

P.S. more good stuff commin' your wayy!

It's finally decided

2008-03-29T08:59:00.002-05:00

Have you ever noticed how there isn't a couple name for Edward and Bella? You know, like "Faxness", "Zutara", "Harmony", and "Katang"? Well last night, while completely high on caffiene, (you know you get the best ideas when you're hyped on pounds of sugar, too) I finally came up with one. Dah-DaDah: Edwella! So there you have it. The official(not) name of the Edward/Bella relationship.
I'll post some real stuff soon.

PS: If "Edwella" catches on, you can know that it started here. ;)

2 New ones for ya

2008-03-27T13:38:00.009-05:00

These are short ones that we did on Monday. I posted these during English. Yay laptops and weak school filters! Enjoy : )

Hey! Alice, did you get the stuff?
What stuff?
Cook- nothing...
Um... cook-ing utensils? Yeah, Alice brought me a whisk.
What's a whisk?
*smacks*
A whisk is a light stirring utensil used for stirring.
Why would Max need anything that involved cooking? She couldn't cook to save my life, let alone hers.
Um, I'm Max II?
No, you're not. You just want the cookies Alice brought you.
Alice, why are you torturing me?
Why does Max love cookies more than you?
AHH! When did you get here?
I'm everywhere.
Actually he's been reading your diary.
Shh, mindreaders don't tell each other's secrets.
YOU DID WHAT?! I mean, I don't have a diary, what are you talking about?
Yes you do, I've seen it.
Yeah, and I've read it. Ha!
Angel, I am going to kill you!
(You threaten with death a lot.)
No you aren't.
Crap, I hate it when you do that.
Oh really? Because I think it's hilarious.
Shut up, Figgy. *thinking*: Angel, stop reading my thoughts, and I'll buy Celeste an new dress.
Yay!
Ah, mind bribery. Why are you buying her a dress??
I, er, um, CRAP!!

I know, not very funny. Here's the next one:

*Edward and Max walk in on Fang making out with Lissa*
What are you doing?!
Uh...making out with a hot girl?
Lissa: I'm not a girl?? Jerk! *storms out*
Having girl trouble?
He's about to be in trouble with this girl!
Lissa, wait!
Lissa: Why should I?
I said "hot girl'', not "not girl".
Lissa: Sure. I'm outta here. But after I do this. *kisses Edward* You're cute! Bye! *leaves*
Lissa!
Eeew. That was gross! She is so not a good kisser. Yuck!
How could this day get any worse?
*taps foot* Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pound you right now.
Um... I'll give you cookies?
That's not gonna work this time. *drags Fang by ears*
Ooo, busted!
OwowowowowowowowowowOW!
Haha! Even more girl trouble!! This is too good.
OwowowowowoSHUT UP!owowowowowowowowow
Max and Fang flying ove-
THAT'S MY JOKE! *drags Iggy by his ears*
Well, we know who really leads the Flock.
Edward! What's this I hear about you kissing some red haired b****? *tries to drag Edward. It doesn't work*
Did Bella just cuss? Wow, she is mad.
I'm too strong for that. And she kissed me!
That's what they all say. I'll help you Bella. *they both drag Edward by his ears*
owowowowowowowowHAHA!owow. It's funnier when it happens to him. owowow
owowowShut up!owowAlice is strong!owowow
Darn right!

Please drop a comment! Til' later!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #4

2008-03-26T19:10:00.013-05:00

Hey Fang!!!
hey.
Soo what's up?
the celing?
*giggles* Thats funny.
yep.
You don't talk much, do you?
not really, especially when... nevermind.
what?
nevermind.
come on, please?
well it's just... AHH it's stupid, you'll laugh.
no i won't! please?
i just...it's just...it's kinda hard to talk to pretty girls.
*blushes* thanks.
*pantsed fang*
*blushes* IGGY!
yes, fnick?
you are DEAD!
heh heh...gotta fly.
OH MY GOD! are you okay?
why do you care?
WELL! *storms off*
NO! ALICE! WAIT!
*puts hands on hips and stares him down* what?
*flinches* i'm sorry, i was embarrased and i got mad and i just am not really used to being...well, you know...around girls, and it's well...uhh...just...
okay, okay, i get it, i forgive you!
*hug each other*
Alice? Fang? Huh? Whaa?
*laughing* i pantsed "lover-boy" over here, while he was making goo goo eyes and kissey faces at vampire chick. the heat from his cheeks was so bad, i could feel it over here! IT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!
SHUT UP! i was not!
oh Alice, i'm shy cause you're pretty! *girly voice* oh Fang, it's okay, i sill wanna make out with you! *laughing*
Fang? GRR! *storms off*

oops!
MAX?!? aww crap.
did i miss anything?
*cracks up*

Welcome...

2008-03-26T19:07:00.001-05:00

Star Girl! For those of you who don't know, this is the friend that wrote these with me. She will be posting here too from now on. I am now officially co-blogging. Cool.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #3

2008-03-21T23:34:00.007-05:00

This is the last one that I have right now. We usually do these on Mondays so there should be one soon. Yes we ARE completely obsessed with this. And I am proud of it. So deal.

Here goes:
[as Max]: the truth is, I really am in love with Fang, he's just so...
GAZZYYYYY!!!!
Aww, bird kid love! So sweet!
*punches Edward in the nose*
Haha later...*tries to shuffle away*
Oh no you don't *grabs his collar*
You would think if they DIDN'T love each other, they wouldn't be fighting so hard when people bring it up.
Heh heh *blushes*
Aww. look he's blushing!
NO I'M NOT!!!! That’s an awful lot of talk from a guy who isn’t even in love with someone from his own species!
FANG!
He could change that if he wanted to...
STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!
He's gonna do it soon anyways.
NO I AM NOT!
I'll just have Alice do it then.
You wouldn't dare...
Aww, vampire love. I have so been waiting to use that one.
It doesn't sound quite as good as "bird kid love" though... Grr.
I am in love with Bella, and I am not ashamed of it.
Aww bite me! ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T.
[as Fang]: I’d rather have Max bite me, or maybe kiss me.
How 'bout I KILL you instead?
That wasn't me, that was...
Both: GAZZYYYYYYYYY!
*sings*Max and Fang, flying over trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, now I’ve gotta R-U-N for my L-I-F-E before they KILL ME FOR THIS!
*looking angry* Gazzy, Nudge, Gazzy, Nudge, Grrrr. BOTH! *flies after both of them*
Gazzy and Nudge: CRAP!
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone try to fly in two different directions at one time. *pulls Fang down* I'll take Nudge, you take Gazzy.
Better stay upwind Fang!
Shut up!
Uuuummmm... Here Max, have a cookie.
Okay we're cool now Nudge.
What the f-*is smacked by Alice* What was that for???
One, You should be thanking me, cuz Max would have hit you harder if you'd said it.
Max and Fang: That's true
Two, Angel is listening.
*from other room* No I'm not!
Hey Figgy, if I punched you in the nose, what would you do?
I would probably give Max one of Dr. Martinez's cookies. Oh wait I already did.
What?? Oh wait... MAX COULD YOU COME HERE PLEASE!
cookiecookiecookie-OKAY!-cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
IGGY!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
whatever you say Fnick.
I hate you.
Why? Because the love of your life loves cookies more than you?
Nice one!
I hate you both.
Aww what you gonna do, go cut yourself?
Nice one, back!
Fang's cookie has a girlfriend? I mean, girlfriend's Fang has a cookie? I mean, Cookies love Fang more than his girlfriend? *has a seizure, falls down, and stops moving*
Uuuummmm... what just happened here?
*jumps back up* I'm okay, I just cookies more wanted. I mean, wanted more cookies. Grr, words is hard. Cookies is easy. Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Iggy, you must NEVER give her Dr. Martinez's cookies again!
It's only going to last for 3 more days.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Do I have to wear the hug-yourself jacket again?
Hey Edward, you don't happen to have a gun do you? Cuz if you do, PLEASE SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
Silly Fang. I don't need a gun to kill you.
Yes, but I don't want you to hurt me...I mean, pshhh you couldn't hurt me! ha I’d like to see you tr-nevermind.
Wow, that's the most I've ever heard from him in one whole DAY! I mean he’s usually so quiet, he just sits there real quiet, sitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsandsitsand-
NUDGE...SHUT UP!
whatdoesshutupmean? Ilikepuppiesbuttotaldoesn'tcountbecausehecantalkiandallanddoy
ourememberthattimewhenangelandiwantedtogetpoptartsbutmaxwouldn't letussowesnuckout
andmaxgotmaduntilyouagvehercookiesand
SHUT UP NUDGE! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Mine too. And I can't even bleed.
*duct tapes her mouth* whew.
Mhhmmmmhmhmhmhhhhmmmmmmhmhmhmhmmmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmhhhhmmmhmhmhmmmhmhmmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off a cliff*
*forgets Fang has wings* I'LL SAVE YOU FANG! *jumps off after him*
*flying* GET OFF ME! YOU'RE DRAGGING ME DOWN!
Oh, okay. *let go and falls down about 200 ft.*
Aaaahhhh! What are you doing?! *dives but misses and Edward hits the ground*
*pretends to be dead*
Why?! Why did it have to end this way?!?!
Boo.
Aaaahhhhh! *jumps about 50 ft in the air*
Haha. Like a little fall could hurt me.
Why I oughta...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! EDWARD'S DEAD?? I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING STUPID! LIKE JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
*grabs Bella* I'm alive. Settle down.
Don't ever do that again! If you die again I'll kill you!
Cuz that makes a TON of sense.
Fang! Max found your cookie stash that you were going to bribe her with. And Nudge found Iggy's RedBull!
What the... Wait. Iggy has RedBull and he didn't tell me?
Is that really all you care about? Look at-
*running around in circles* iLLLOOOOOOOVEredbullitisamazing!iwannadrinkitallldaylong!
Aww sh-
Don't you dare.
Fine, crap...happy now?
*drooling* cookiecookiecookiecookie! Hooray for cookies!
Hooray for RedBull!
*both faint*
*from behind them* Hooray for tranquilizer darts.
I would kiss you except I’m not gay.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Are they gonna be like that for long?
Fang and Edward: Who? Like what?
*gestures to Max and Nudge still unconscious*
Oh...yeah probably, why?
I guess I wonder if it's good for them.
Well, I did use elephant tranquilizer...
IGGY! MAX IS NOT AN ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coulda' fooled me

THE END :D
Yes, just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider. I'll get some more posted soon.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #2

2008-03-21T19:52:00.006-05:00

This is the second one. This one wasn’t done on paper, it was done through MySpace, so it took longer. It might be funny. It might not.

Here we go:
Edwina, sup?
Stop calling me that!
I could soooo go off on you now, but Max put me in emo class and they’re watching what I say.
Haha. Bird boy needs therapy!
You’re soooo lucky they are keeping track of what I say and do.
*pushes Edward out of the way* So Fang, do your emo friends know about your “things”?
you mean my wings??? no. and they aren't my friends... they are a bunch of freaks. They are just people that go to the same thingy that Max is forcing me to go to even though I’m NOT a gay depressed person who cuts myself!
I know Fang. You’re not gay. Just emo
I’M NOT A CUTTER!
You know I only did it cuz Ig said he'd give me cookies if I enrolled you.
Nice one! *high fives*
I'll give you double his amount for unenrolling me. Oh and by the way, why aren’t you in a cookie trance.
Oh, some eraser gave me a cookie vaccine when we were at the school last time.
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh oookkkaayyyyy? You're a freak.

On a stick haha.
*smacks Fang* You aren't mad that she took something from AN ERASER????
She can handle it.
*faints*
hold on, Ig. *goes up to Max*

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!? You could have died!and that would have sucked.
Aww bird kid love
*Max and Fang punch him*
Edward! Are you okay?!
*is fine* Like they could hurt me. They're just human. (even though that did hurt. They're stronger than I thought)
It hurts dude, trust me. Sooooooooo lets change the subject. Let’s talk about how hot I am. :DD
*smacks him* you can only talk that way when you give me cookies.
Speaking of that, he's got some in his pocket right now.
and I’ll hold him down so you can get them.
I HAVE WHAT, WHERE?!?aw crap.
*pounces*
AAAAAHHHHH. Get off me! no wait... you don't have to. ;)
*smacks*
*takes cookies* Thank you very much.
*kisses Alice*
HEY GET OFF MY SISTER YOU GAY EMO FREAK! She doesn’t like girls anyway, sorry.
Yeah Fang, don't be a gay-emo-cutter-muffin.
I AM NOT A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!
Fine then, you’re a gay-emo-cutter-cookie.
What's a gay-emo-cutter-muffin/cookie??
You honestly don't want to know.
Yes I do. *reads mind*
*thinking*: if you are reading my thoughts I am sooooo going to punch you
But how did you...
*punches*
Wow, I walked right into that one.
Hahaha… you’re an idiot
*max and alice burst through the ceiling*
That was sooooo cool.
Yeah.
Where'd ya go this time?
I showed Max how fun it is to run fast…
…and I showed Alice how fun it is to fly fast.
we can't decide who's faster...
oh well that’s great. I was just about to beat the (insert cussword of your choice here) out of your brother
Like you were going to hurt me. I could beat you with one hand tied behind my back.
Yeah whatever
Wanna see??
I wish I could
Yeah, cuz you're sooooo disabled!
*sarcastically* oh you wouldn’t know.Everyday I have to wake up without seeing the sun...with out seeing the rainbows after storms…it hurts me deeply inside. *fake sobs*

*slaps him on the back of the head* pansy.
You know when you're in Antarctica... (Censored because it spoils the entire fifth book)
Wow Alice, that’s... interesting.
Maaaaaxxxxxx. Fang is thinking the not good words again! And this really pale guy is thinking that I can't read minds but he can tell I can because he's reading my mind while I'm reading his.
I think some of that nonsense was about me, but I'm not sure. Every time I try to read her mind, I just get my own thoughts thrown back at me.
THAT’S BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!*sings*…and I am faster than yooouuu!
*pounces on Angel*
*smiles well, angelically* You will get off me now.
*gets off* What the...
Yeah let’s see YOU do that, vampire-person-thingy!
HAHAHA *hugs Angel and kisses her on the cheek* nice one, cutie!
hehe thanks.
Eww. Fang, I didn't know you had a crush on that thing, I thought you loved Max...hmm.
*turns beet red* SHUT UP, I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Red clashes with black you know...
SHUT UP!
I am not a thing!!
*crashes through the ceiling* Hello dipsticks.
Yo, werewolf! You just crossed the line. Prepare to die. (and why are you only half changed??)
Werewolf?? That's an Eraser.
I don't care what kind of sucky job he has fixing other people's mistakes, he crossed the line!
Calm down, it's just Ari, he can't hurt anyone.
hey! I'll kill you! Now, I think I'll start with you. *points to Edward* The one who's allergic to sunlight.
You talking to me, werewolf?
I'M AN ERASER! Who believes in werewolves anyway?
*smiles* The same people who believe in vampires...
Edward is stronger than ME; he could definitely take YOU out, Ari!

Oh yeah, wel- AHHHHHHHHHHH... *is flung back by Alice*
I hope that werewolf wasn't your friend. Cuz he was getting on my nerves.
But...I...And... Yeah, that's okay with me.
So how’s about we blow this popsicle stand, Eddy? Talk Talk about stuff?

*turns red* uhhhhh...
Did Edward just blush?? I didn't even know that this was possible.

Faaaannnnggggg...
Eddddwwwaaaarrrrddddd...
I am soooo going to pull those oversized hummingbird wings off your back.
Oh yeah, we were talking about...Hamburgers? Yeah Hamburgers.
Cuz food is a topic Edward would be interested in. Right.
Dude, you are going to let some chick tell you what to do?

You don't see Max telling ME what to do, do you?
Fang, get your butt over here!
When I feel like it!
You had better start feeling like it right now!
Yes Max.
Sure she doesn't...
HEY EVERYONE...LOOK!

Nice
Max and Fang: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT??!!!NUDGE!!!!!

*starts to run after her, but is caught by Edward*
Just because you're an embarrassed little weenie, doesn't mean that you need to kill the one who doesn't know how to shut up.
Well if he doesn't, I WILL!
Aww crap.
*meanwhile, Fang and Edward sneak out*

One hour later:
So Nudge, *peels Nudge off the wall* where do you think Fang went?
All I have to say is, OOOOWWWW!
Yeah, I haven't seen Edward in a while either... All I can see is that he's planning on coming home.
IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE HURT BIRD KID HERE?!?
Max and Alice: No.

Meanwhile:
Whew! It’s great to get away from that PMS!
I know. The only girl I can stand to be around for any length of time is Bella, and she just left for the weekend. TWO DAYS OF NOTHING BUT ALICE AND ROSALIE WILL KILL ME!!!
AT LEAST YOU HAVE SANE GIRLS TO HANG WITH All I have is Max…
*blushes a bit* but she isn't THAT bad...
Ooooohhh. I'm gonna tell Bella you're cheating on her. And Max is gonna flip!
Like you could get away from me.
Oh yeah? Well... *starts running, but Edward gets in front of him* stupid vampire... *Starts running in a different direction, but Edward gets in front of him again*
You know I could do this all day. Actually I could do this for all of eternity.
YOUCAN'TKEEPMEHEREFOREVER!THESCHOOLCOULDN'TDOITANDTHEYCREATED

MEANDTHEREISSOMEWAYOUTOFTHISAND...wow I sound like Nudge.
Yes you do. Now are you going to be a good captive, or am I going to have to hurt you?
Oh, I won't be here much longer.
There isn't anywhere you can go that I can't.
*unfurls wings and smiles* See you at home
FANG!

THE END : )

Yes I know it was stupider than the last one. But I hope you enjoyed it. Lol.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #1

2008-03-20T23:35:00.009-05:00

One off my friends and I got reeeeaaaallly bored and decided to make a conversation between The Cullens (and Bella) and the Flock from Maximum Ride. Yes it’s kinda funny. Yes we were really bored. Read at your own risk.

Here we go:
Hello
Hey hot stuff
Uuummmm, this is Fang
I know
Thanks??
Aww… Sorry Nudge. He didn’t roll over and die when I called him hot
I hate you
I know. I love you too
Grrrr
Crap, Nudge. It’s still not working
Aww… You two make an EXTREMELY cute couple
Yeah, well, shut up, or I’ll take Bella to The School and have Jeb put some wings on her
Yeah, but then I’d bite your boyfriend, your blind boyfriend, your young boyfriend, your talkative friend, and your little friend.
Stupid mind reader. Uuummm… I’ll give Alice caffeine!
I’ll give Nudge a RedBull!
I’ll give her seven.
Big ones!
STOP IT! *grabs Nudge* Nudge, let me tell you a story about RedBull. It’s an illegal drug. It will turn you green and it is NOT caffeinated, no matter what Fang or Edward says.
Wow. Nudge on RedBull. I’d like to see that.
Sorry to break it to ya Ig, but you’re blind.
So?
Are you deaf too? Cuz if you’re not I can fix that…
Bite me
I will!
Figgy, you’re a FREAK… How are you even reading this??
Maybe I can read the indentions on the paper?
Edward, are you talking to the Flock? Say hi to Fang. He’s hot!
Max and Fang: No (I’m) (he’s) Not!
YES I AM! SHUT UP MAX! SHE CAN THINK WHAT EVER SHE WANTS!
You wish. But didn’t you just say…? GAZZY!
I think Fnick is Foiiinnnneee. Haha… no.
I think Figgy is a *******!
I think you’re all stupid.
I think you’re stupid Ed. (Hi Max!) * waves*
Shut up Alice! You aren’t old enough to be in this conversation.
I’m 18, you’re 17.
I’ve been 17 longer than you’ve been 18.
*Sings* I will always be ol-der; I will always be ol-der!
Shut up.
Stop fighting. Geez, go eat rats or something!
Eeeeew! Fang!
Actually, rats are pretty good. Kinda small though.
Yeah, kinda
Well, you cook them first. Yuck!
Pfft! Cooking, what a waste of time.
I ain’t no leech. I don’t suck blood.
(You sound like a werewolf)
Hey Fang, is there a hot girl in the room??
*whispers* Yeah, Ed’s sis.
*hears anyway* Grrrr.
Edward, calm down. You have to admit, Alice is cute. (Let’s just hope they don’t see Rosalie)
THERE’S A HOTTER CHICK?? IGGY, HER NAME IS ROSALIE!
Did someone call me??
No, Rosalie. Stay upstairs. No need to come down. *to Fang and Iggy* She’s married you idiots!
DANG IT!
Fang, I thought you liked Bella, but in your head you are saying how much you love Max. I’m confused. Which is it??
*blushes*
Wow. You got as red as Bella there
No he did not! *blushes redder*
You’re doing it now.
*Tries to walk away slowly, but bumps into Max*
Going somewhere, red cheeks?
Where have you been?!
Nowhere… *shoves the rest of a cookie into her mouth* I didn’t go to Ella’s house if that’s what you’re thinking.
I won’t tell if you don’t tell about my blush… Please?
Stop blushing. You look as tasty as Bella. And I'm not in love with you so I have no excuse.
*whispers* Max… help me? I’ll buy you cookies…
Coooooookkkkkiiiiieeeeeesssssss. *drools*
Yeah Fnick, that was smart. Now she’s gonna be stuck like that.
SHUT UP! I’m leaving.
Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Is she always like that?
Only when it comes to cookies.
Bye! *as red as possible*
*Gazzy farts*
That wasn’t a cookie! Oooooohhh… cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Great. Not again! *smacks head*
*imitating Fang* Gosh she’s hot when she goes into those trances. I’ll give you a cookie if you make out with me!
Eeeeew, Fang! I wouldn’t kiss you for all the cookies in the… Oooooohhh…Thats a lot of cookies…
*smacks Gazzy for making Max all cookie-happy again*
Whoa. Fang. Didn’t know it was like that.
GAZZY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Oh crap.
See Fang. Killing is fun.
Eeddwaaaarrrrddd…
Max, I just bought you $110 worth of cookies.
$110? That’s like four cookies right?
No… wait! Is that how much you usually spend on cookies??
Noooooooo… *grabs cookies and runs*
MAXXXXX!
Oh, right… sorry. *kisses Fang* *runs away faster*
*turns redder than a cherry*
*cracks up*
Fang, your blush is so hot I can feel it from here.
*sings*Max and Fang flying over trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! I’ve got to R-U-N for my L-I-F-E BEFORE THEY KILL ME FOR THIS!
Fang, after we kill Nudge, can I have some more cookies?
You ate them already??!!
Uuummm… No? *runs again*
You go little brown girl! Nudge? Is that a name??
Yes it is. Why are you so pale??
Uuummm… No reason.
Nice going. Letting more people know.
*red once again* *starts flying*
*catches him by the ankle* Going somewhere cherry boy?
How the ****** did you jump so high??
Uuummm… Vampire much?
Do us all a favor and just stop talking.
Why don’t you do us a favor and just stop breathing?
Why don’t you?
Okay. :)
Edward… that’s not exactly fair.
Awesome hair.
Nice hair, eyes, clothes, and wings. Emo.
Why are you looking into my eyes…? And I was talking to Alice, stupid. Why are you such a girl?
Shut up!
So you admit it! *cracks up*
Grrrrrrrr… I’m so gonna… ooohhh pretty colors.
Uumm, is he on Valium??
No, I think Jasper just laid it on a bit too thick.

THE END : )

Yes I know it was stupid. But I hope you enjoyed it. Lol.

Well, here goes...

2008-03-20T22:24:00.003-05:00

This is the first post. Wow. If you're here to see this, you're probably one of my friends that I told about this. Maybe not. I will be posting actual stuff soon.

Check back.