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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Meeting Update

Page 4! Its finally up. This is not the last one and I promise I will get the next one up sooner than this.

Enjoy!

Link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-4-Max-84371785

~FeatherWriter

Monday, April 28, 2008

hey...

Got a good idea for one of our convos?
email us at: cullen_flock@mail.com


BE CREATIVE!




peace out girl scout,
>stargirl

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Mwahahaha!

I'm sneaking on. (Don't tell my parents!) I feel so criminal. Hehe.
Anyways...

Me: *kicks Star* I thought you would be updating more!
Star: Well, I'm busy. I don't have time to be all book-nerdy like you!
Me: I'm not book nerdy!
Star: What's the Kryptonite quote off the top of your head?
Me: That's easy, "Kryptonite doesn't bother me either." ~Edward Cullen; Twilight
Star: What, no page number? And... I make my point.
Me: Dang. Oh yeah, *kicks again* Update more!
Star: Ow! Pain! Lots of pain!
Me: Would you rather if I used a taser?
Star: You wouldn't. You don't even own a taser.
Me: *zaps*
Star: Where did you keep that thing?!
Me: *zaps again*
Star: Stop it! I'll update!
Me: *zaps again*
Star: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!
Me: Cuz it's fun. And I'm feeling all evil today with the sneaking on and stuff. Hehe.

Sooooo, Star will update soon. Yay, pain as a work incentive.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii249/alagaseia35/Vol848.jpg
Comic from missmab.com. All characters copyright of Amber M. Williams in case you can't read that small print.

Still feeling like a felon
~FeatherWriter

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Cullen/Flock Conversation #9

Emmett is this color.

I’m this color.

FeatherWriter is this color.

*listening to The Beatles, on Edward's new iPod nano*
you know, I've seen them live.

NOT FAIR!

You don’t really seem like a Beatles type of person, more like a rock, or emo music person.

Yeah, but I’m a sucker for the classics, and no, I’m not emo.

Watcha doin’ guys?

Listening to “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles.

I didn’t know you were in ta the Beatles, Fang.

Yep.

You seem more like an emo music kinda guy.

Ahh, Max! I AM NOT FREAKING EMO!

*high five*

You didn’t see that coming? Wow, even Emmett picked that one up, you must be REALLY slow!

Whatever.

ALICCCEEEEE!

HEY NUDGE!

Want some of my red bull?

I don’t eat, or drink remember…you silly!

You could soooo keep it down, it isn’t really food, it’s just red bull!

I don’t know nudge, I don’t really enjoy throwing up.

Come on…please?

Uhhm, NO. You are NOT giving her that. I can hardly get her to shut up with out it.

Hey, you’re Max, right?

No that would be her. *pointing* My name is Fang.

Fang? That’s a name?

Yep.

Cool?

Thanks *sarcastically*

No prob. *smiles playfully*

Yo Max, come here, Emmett wants to meet you…

Coming!

Hey.

Hi… *blushes*

So you’re Max.

Hehe, yeahhhh.

Oh jeez.

You are so jealous.

NO I AM NOT!!

Yeah, what ever.

I’m not!

Hey Star, how come you haven’t been on in so long?

I have been bu- WAIT! Stop talking to me! You are supposed to be entertaining the readers!!!

STAR! Stop interrupting them! They have stuff to do!

But he-

I don’t want to hear it!

But-

Ah ah ah...

But i-

ZIP IT!

Fine. *sigh*

Continue…

Just admit that you are jealous of Emmet, and I’ll leave you alone!

Why would I be jealous of steroids over there?

Number one, he doesn’t do steroids. Number two, Max is drooling over him, and you looooove her. Number three, he could so kick your-

Alice can hear you; I wouldn’t say that out loud.

I DO NOT LOVE MAX!

SINCE WHEN?!?

Since forever.

Don’t be embarrassed, Fang. You deserve Max more than I deserve Edward, although that doesn’t say much…

BELLA!

Whatever, you know it’s true.

I think you deserve him Bella. So does he.

AWW FNICK HAS A CRUSH ON MAX!! wait till I tell her!

Iggy, NO!

MAAAAXXXXX!

*slaps him* that’s mean! Don’t do that to him! You don’t need to tell her, it’s already obvious enough.

Great.

What are we talking about here?

NOTHING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Page three of The Meeting is up now. Check it out.

Edit Note: Sorry. here's the link: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-3-Bella-83144649

Ugh

I just got grounded, so I will probably not be posting so much. Star Girl will probably post stuff for me, so at least there's still that. I will post when my parents let up a bit, but until then, my posts will be few and far between. (I will kick Star Girl to make sure she posts some more ;)

Monday, April 14, 2008

Eeeek!

1K? Wow. It's like a mile marker or something. That's a lot of hits. Hmm. We should do something special. Any ideas guys?

Fan art?
Some cool graphic thingy?
Me: Um, well, I can't draw to save my life. And I'm no good at html...
How about in honor of the thousand hits, we give me a RedBull!
*everyone glares*
What? It was worth a shot...
What about a layout change? I mean seriously, Feather, CAN WE PLEASE GET SOMETHING ELSE?!
Me: That might work Fang, (and it would let me be lazy. That's always a good thing.)

So, in honor of one thousand hits, (and lazyness), I give you A NEW LAYOUT! (well background anyways)

Cullen/Flock Conversation #8

Bella, you are amazing, and I can't imagine life with out seeing your beautiful face. I can't stand how selfish I am being, you aren't safe with me Bella, don't you get that?
No, I get it.
Then why don't you jus-
Edward, I love you, and no matter how much you try to change that, it isn't going to work. I will always love you.
That's what worries me.
UGH, Edward!
What?
It IS my choice!
Aww, so sweet...blehh!
Oh shut up bird boy, do you really want me to tell everyone what you are REALLY thinking?
Uhh, no that's okay...

I didn’t think so.
Be nice Edward.
Yeah Eddy, be nice to poor baby Fnick.
Shut it.
Hey Edward, what’s u- oh they’re still here, *sigh* bye Edward.

Rosalie, don’t be like that!
Make me.
Edward and Bella, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-
Heck yeah we are!
Oh jeez.
*blushes*
HI NUDGE!
ALICEEE!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah *something about shoes*blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah*I know*blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I am soo out!
Right behind you emo boy.
Oh jeez.
Fang?
Edward?
Yes?
Where are ya‘ll headed?
And can we come?
Uhg…
SURE!
Dude!
What? I can’t NOT take Bella, I’m in love with her!
Ahh fine, come on Max.
Well I was planning on going anyways, so you’ll just have to suck it up.
Where are we going anyways?
Uhh…hooters? Haha just playin. Just away from the dangerous mix of Alice and Nudge talking about shoes.
And the little boy with the beans.
WHAT?!?
Haha…sorry? We were working on Big Boy #2, and he got hungry, and that is the only thing the Cullens had in their pantry.
It surprises me that we have ANYTHING in our pantry.
Big Boy #2?
Uum, No?
Figgy got BUSTED!
BOO!
AHHH
Great, more fun.
*trips and falls* JACOB!
Oops, sorry Bella.
You’d better be, dog.
Leech!
F-
BOYS!
He started it!
I DON’T CARE WHO STARTED IT, I’M ENDING IT!
DANG, Bella, you sound like Max!
Or Esme.
More Max.
Yeah probably.
Hey Max.
Yes Iggy?
Can I have a-
No, to what ever earth destroying thing you are going to ask for, NO!
But i-
No.
It-
No.
I didn’t even-
NO!
Fine.
See?
Max?
Yes sweetie?
I don’t like that werewolf guy in here.
He won’t hurt you, Angel.
I know that, but I don’t like what he’s thinking about Bella. I like her, she is nice, and pretty, and thinks you’re cool, and he is thinking stuff I would usually hear coming from Fang and Iggy at the beach, except worser.
LITTLE RAT!
THAT'S IT!
I’m with ya, Edward!
Emmett- Can I help?
Crap.
That’s right, be VERY afraid.
STOP THIS!
Bella, I-
No.
Just once?
Uhhm, NO!
You go girl!
See, I told you Bella was cool!
Aww, thank you Angel, you are pretty darn cool your self!
And no matter what you think, Edward loves you like CRAZY! It kinda reminds me of Max and Fang, except I’m not supposed to know that they love each other.
She’s right you know.
Yeah, I know.
AWW!
Grr…
Grr…I have never loved Max, like that anyways.
Yeah, I love Fang, but like a little brother or a pet hamster.
Fnick is a hamster?
Shut up, before I make you.
Aww, Fang that was a really sweet thought!
Yeah, I didn’t know you were such a romantic.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. *blushes*
Yes you do.
Grr…
*whispers the thought to Bella*
Aww!
FANG!
Oh jeez.

contest update...

so far we are tied!
abbface and tara!!


anywho, there is still a few days left in the contest, so get some friends to comment for ya!
and if you don't know what i'm talking about, scroll down to the box that says... [CONTEST]




adios, bye, auf weiersein, adieu, peace..
Star Girl

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Check it out!

I wrote a story about the Cullens and the Flock meeting for the first time. You can find it at http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-1-Bella-82626574
This is a work in progress and is not finished yet, but it will be soon. And please realize that this is more serious than the convos, and is not quite as funny. I still hope you enjoy it, though.

~FeatherWriter

EDIT NOTE: The second part is up, you can find it here: http://featherwriter.deviantart.com/art/The-Meeting-Pg-2-Max-82779633

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Wanna know a secret?

Little known fact about Star Girl. (unless you know us personally, then you probably know) But anyways, for the first six convos STAR GIRL HAD NOT READ TWILIGHT!
Yeah, I know you're shocked. She recently finished Twilight and is now dying because she can't get New Moon (as we all were). Soooo, anyways, just thought you might want to know. Lol.

~FeatherWriter

PS: She does know most of the plots of the books. I have told her. (at the time she did not plan on reading the books, so it wasn't like I was spoiling or anything!) But she got sucked in. Lol. Sucked. (pun intended)

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Cullen/Flock Conversation #7

Okay, it's finally done. Enjoy!

So Fang, I've been reading your story. I'm pretty sure that Chapter 19 in the third book is my favorite chapter so far...
Which one is... Aww-
Don't say it.
I was gonna say crap.
No you weren't.
How would you know? Oh yeah. Nevermind.
: )
So, which one's chapter 19?
*reads* "He shifted on the hard ground a half dozen flashes of memory cycling through his brain. Max looking at him and laughing. Max leaping off a cliff, snapping out her wings, flying off, so incredibly powerful and graceful that it took his breath away."
STOP READING THAT!!
Yeah, I let him narrate like one chapter, and he puts that in.
I never said that! It was all that Patterson guy!
Suuuurrrreeee.
Hey, 'sup my homies?
Alice and Edward: AHHH!
Oh jeez. Don't ever talk like that again, Total.
I knew he thought like a human, but I didn't know he talked!
Shoulda' seen that one coming.
Oh, great. The dog's back again. I thought we...
*walks in*
gave him... uh, cookies?
Yeah, dog cookies.
You might not want to think that with Angel around.
Think what?
Nothing...
Why are you thinking "We are totally not hiding anything"?
No reason, Angel. We're just not hiding anything. That's all.
Yeah right. Be lucky I'm not the kind of dog who holds grudges. Hi Angel!
Wow, did that dog just talk? Don't see that much.
Yeah we never see talking dogs, dog.
Grr.
How do you keep getting into our house?
He's sneaking in to see Bella.
I wish it was your power that didn't work on me instead of hers.
I don't.
Shut up before I wipe that smile off your face!
I'd love to see you try. But what would Sam think?
Shut up.
You two are funnier than Max in the morning.
Ahem.
Beautiful, I mean. More beautiful.
That made a whole lot of sense.
Oooh. Fang's gonna get his butt kicked.
Oooh. Total's gonna be eating out of a dog dish tonight.
What's up Flock? Ready to get your butts kicked again?
HAHAHAHA! Again? That butt-ugly werewolf beat you up? That's the funniest thing I ever heard!
I'm not a werewolf! Why does everyone call me that here?
Hey, pup. How about we go into the backyard and I'll show you a real wolf. Haha.
He still hasn't figured it out? Wow he is slow.
*as Ari*: I'm just a dumb Eraser. They made my brain reaaaalllly small so I wouldn't have to carry it around while I run. I'm sooo glad I don't have that problem. It would be so heavy...
Hey! Stop that!
Need me to take him out?
No way, I haven't had a decent fight in weeks!
Ari's our turf! We beat him up!
I'm right here you know!
*whispers* Wanna help me take him down?
Sure!
Can I help, Max?
And me too! I love beating up Erasers. It's so much fun to hurt them. Especially Ari. Cuz he's been so mean and he almost killed Fang.
I liked that part of the books too. You know, what happened after...
Does that girl ever shut up?
No. Be quiet Edward. I wasn't even concious.
Yes you were.
So, about this fight...
I'M RIGHT HERE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!
I'd offer to help, but I'd just get in the way.
I can fight for you Bella.
No you can't. This is a girls only fight.
I'm not getting beat up by a bunch of girls.
Oh, yes you are!
Actually he is...
Well, can I fight on his side? Fighting vampires is a lot more fun than fake werewolves.
I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me.
AAAAHHH! NO! NO FIGHTING!
Awesome. Now we can finally see who'd win.
I don't need help! I can fight the flock on my own!
Alice! Don't let them do this.
I don't think they're going to hurt each other. It'll just be like sparring or something.
CARLISLE!
No maiming you guys.
Can I fight too?
That's it. I'm outta here. You guys are nuts.
Oh no you don't! We've got some business to attend to.
No way! I'd rather die!
That can be arranged...
Fine. If you won't let me go...*shoves a cookie in Max's mouth and sticks a patch on Nudge's arm*
IT'S LIKE THE GREATEST COOKIE EVER!! It's so warm and soft, and there's just enough chocolate chips. And-
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I feel like I could fly to the moon!! I think I will!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Caffiene patch and a genetically inhanced cookie. The whitecoats don't just mess with humans anymore.
WHEN WILL IT WEAR OFF?! And since when do cookies have genes?
Eh, a few days. Bye now! *breaks free and flies off*
Dang it Ari!
Tough luck.
So is the fight off then?
IT'S LIKE A MILLION REDBULLS!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'll take that as a yes.
cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie
Who gave Max cookies?
Ari.
And I missed it?! Dang it. Next time make sure he stays...
Now that is an evil grin...

THE END!

Lol. Hope you liked it!

Life Lessons and Standardized Tests

Yeah. TAKS Test today. I hate math. I did learn a valuable lesson that I will remember forever though:




Red Rover sucks if you're no good at it.

We went to our last period today (because everyone finished) and the teacher took us outside. Seeing as there are like 18 people in that class and only 4 of them are girls, they boys started a game of Red Rover. Us girls decided to play (except one :P) and after a little bit the other team called me over. Despite the fact that I can bench 35 lbs. max, I somehow decided that I could break through these guys' arms. Yeah, stupid, I know. So I hit them full force. They don't break. My legs keep going. I fall HARD and slide about two feet.
So yes. Today was interesting. But I will have the new convos up today. I promise.

PS: The trick to the Quiz (if you haven't figured it out) is that the answers are names flipped around. Drawde=Edward, Bocaj=Jacob, Gnaf= Fang. Lol.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Quiz (randomnesssssssss)

Which is a better name for a guy, Drawde, Bocaj, or Gnaf? Your answer means something... Maybe you can figure it out. ;)

PS: If it helps, I like Drawde.

Friday, April 4, 2008

What the...?

500 VIEWS? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? Wow, I'm flattered. This blog was only started 15 days ago. You guys are dedicated. But, thanks! I'm glad that people like the caffeine-induced randomness that we call a blog. I had no idea when we started it that other people would enjoy it. But I'm glad you do! Yay!

Keep checking in!
~FeatherWriter

PS: We will get some new stuff up soon. But I wouldn't expect anything until Monday or Tuesday. Lol.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Faxness...

I was talking to my friend today [who refuses to comment here...stupid little *mumbling something that can not be posted on this site, due to the fact that FeatherWriter would kill me* ]...what was i talking about again..uhhhh...OH YEAH! anywho, so i was talking to her and this is pretty much how the whole conversation went down: [safety measurements require me to give my friend a secret identity so we will call her "booknerd" okay?]

Star Girl: blah, blah, blah...something random.
Book Nerd: something about Max and Fang...
Star Girl: You know Fang is kinda the girl in their relationship, if you know what I mean...
Book Nerd: yeah, kinda.
Star Girl: I mean Max defiantly wears the pants in the relationship, well I mean Fang wears pants too, but Max just wears the pants in the uhhhh...
*awkward silence*
Book Nerd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!


not as funny if you weren't there i guess...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

CONTEST

star girl here,
i am super bored, and can't sleep, so i decided that i would do a little contest to get us some more viewers...so here are the rules:

1. tell your friends to check us out.
2. tell them to comment this post with your name.
3. the person with the most comments with their name on it will get their name mentioned in one of our little thingys, by a character of their choice.


sooo, call up your friends!!

Cullen/Flock Conversation #6

Hmmm. I'm bored.
Yeah, Edward and Max have been gone for a while...
I've always wanted to try something.
What?
*kisses*
*walks in*
*lets go* wow. that was awesome.
Grrrrrrrr.
Are you done?
yeaahh.
*punches*
Ow! DANG IT!!
My hand didn't break! Yay!
Do you want me to hurt him harder?
*falls off the ceiling* So, Fang can kiss you, but I can't??
I punched him too.
Max and Fang: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?! WERE YOU SPYING?!? IF YOU CAN GET IN HERE SO CAN THE WHITECOATS!!!
I would see whitecoats if they came.
You didn't see him!!
Don't remind me.
Wow...you guys are weird
So you would consiter a blind 14 year old that assembles bombs as a hobby normal?
Yes.
You make bombs? That's cool. I build motorcylces.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! THIS IS JUST A PHASE!!
You keep telling yourself that, Max. And Jacob, Five Iggy Radness Points to you for building motorcycles.
Iggy's Fangirls: NOOOO JACOB! WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR THOSE POINTS!
Man, it's a good thing the school uses Erasers to track us instead of fangirls. We would be sooo toast, if they used fangirls.
Especially if they used you and Max's.
SHUT UP!
Fangirls: AAAHHH! IT'S EDWARD!! EDWARD, COME OUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE BELLA AGAIN!
Lone Jacob fan: AND JACOB TOO! *is killed by Edward supporters*
Dang it! I hate it when they kidnap Bella. OKAY I'M COMING TO GET HER!
*fangirls faint*
Works every time.
*flirting with one of Iggy's fans* Hey whats up babe?
Fan #1: OMG, your FANG! you are soooo hot!
Fan #2: yeah, but Jenn, he has a girlfriend, sorry hun.
No I don't. why do you say that?
Fan #2: but i thought you and-
If you say Max, Lissa, or Brigid, I will hit you so hard, a few ribs will crack.
and thats supposed to hurt?
to humans.
True.
Jenn: soooo... you're single?
Yep.
Jenn: not for long...come with me.
Going somewhere?
Umm no?
Jenn: IT'S MAX! YAY!
I will give you an autograph if you leave.
Jenn: Okay, but Fang and I were about to go on a date...
YOU WHAT?!
Jenn: Well, I figured that it would be okay, since you're not involved or anything, but if you are...
Max and Fang: NO WE'RE NOT!!
Jenn: Well, okay. Defensive much. Fine. Bye.
Max! What was that for?
I...um...thought she might be an Eraser.
Yeah, cuz she really looked like an Eraser.
Your faxness is showing.
Fangirls: FAXNESS!!!
THE END! :))
Wow, two posts in one day. We're getting good at this. lol.



Author's note: About that Jacob fan who got killed, sorry. If you're a Jacob fan, I don't have anything against you. I'm just a die hard Edwella(used it!) person.

Cullen/Flock Conversation #5(ish)

The conversation you've all been waiting for. Yes, Jacob has finally arrived. Enjoy.

Hey Alice, why do you have a Porche, a convertible, and a Mercedes in your garage?
Did you touch the Porche?
No, why?
Because you could have scratched my paint
YOU HAVE A PORCHE?! Did you win the lottery or something?
Only once. Carlisle didn't think it was fair since I could see the winning numbers.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? So you bought a Porche?!
No, Edward bribed me with it.
How did he freaking afford that?
We're loaded, duh. Why? Aren't you?
Uh, NO! I grew up in a cage. Not too many chances to earn a fortune there...
Money kinda happens when you don't have to buy food and have a sister who can see changes in the stock market.
That's so not fair. Where's Bella anyways?
Ugh, with her dog friend.
Edward, I thought you said you were going to be nice.
No, I said I would be nice when Bella's around. But since she's always around I can see how you might be mistaken about that.
Where's the flour? I want to make pancakes.
Aren't you blind?
Yeah, but Iggy's good at that stuff.
Better than Max anyway. Only Max could turn brownies into bricks.
Only Max could kick your butt from here to next Tuesday.
(as Fang): Only Max is an amazing kisser.
That's it!
Wait, they're coming.
Darn it. Bella told him about you and he wants to meet you.
Who's he?
*growls* Jacob.
Did someone call? Cuz, if it's who I think it is, I'm not answering.
Hello, Jacob
Hello, leech
Jacob, stop it. *hits*
Seriously, Bella. Get a baseball bat if you want to try that.
That can be arranged.
Stop it, both of you.
Wow
Who's the emo kid? Is he one of them?
Oh, god.
Fang doesn't like people calling him emo. And Max, what does #$%*& *%# mean?
Where did you hear THAT!?
Fang and the werewolf both thought it at the same time.
Crap, she's actually a mind reader like the blo-
*glares*
Fine, like Edward?
Thank you.
I don't really care about you, uuh Jacob? because you could probably lick me like it was nothing. But FANG!
heh heh... Bye!
Lick someone... haven't heard that one in fifty years. What have you been reading, Huckleberry Finn?
Tom Sawyer actually. But that's beside the point. GET BACK HERE FANG!
So, can you guys actually fly?
Well, I'm about to, so watch and learn.
Yeah, fly away from lover girl.
Ahem.
I've got your back sister.
Me too.
Me too.
Me seven.
Angel, three plus one doesn't equal seven, but now is not really the time.
Are you sure? 'Cause Iggy told me it was.
Who's Iggy?
That would be me. And I still can't find the freaking flour! Doesn't anyone pity the blind kid?
Uhh, no.
Um, Iggy, we don't have any flour.
Why not?
We don't do that much cooking around here... if you know what I mean.
Filthy bloodscuckers.
You got a problem with the way we live?
Yes. I do.
Can you suggest another way for us to live?
How about not living?
Stop it!
Anyways... I've got a date with Brigid soon sooo...
If you go with her, I'm calling Sam.
No! Not that weenie- I mean, I don't care...
You can't resist the faxness.
Max and Fang: Where did you hear that!
You both secretly enjoy it.
What do you mean?!
I love reading minds...

THE END!!
Please comment. I will love you!